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:: "BENDER IN
THE BEER GARDEN"
with GREAT GABLE,
ATTILA MY HONEY,
CHINESE NEW YEAR,
BERMUDA BAY and
THE ROYAL GALA
:: GRACE: THE SONGS
OF JEFF BUCKLEY,
and SONS OF ZOKU
(Fringe Festival)
:: ROGUE ROMANTIC
(Fringe Festival)
:: BAD LUCK CABARET
(Fringe Festival)
:: MIO, FACEMEAT -
A ROCK OPERA, and
LITTLE CAPTAIN
(Fringe Festival)
:: HALL OF FAME ::
:: 20TH CENTURY GRADUATES** :: ANNIE SIEGMANN :: ARTAX MISSION :: THE AVES :: AVIATOR LANE :: BASTARD SONS OF RUINATION :: THE BATTERY KIDS :: BEARDED GYPSY BAND* :: BOOSTER :: CENTRAL DELI BAND :: CHEER ADVISORY COUNCIL :: CIRCLE CLAN :: COERCE :: COOPS & THE BIRD :: CONCHILLIA :: DANVERS & GHOST KNIFE :: DEAD POPES OF THE VATICAN :: DELUSIONS OF GRANDMA :: DIRT PLAYGROUND :: DOUBLE HANDED* :: THE DUNES :: EGYPT :: ENCARTA / COLONEL KERNEL** :: FIRE! SANTA ROSA FIRE!*** :: FRIENDS :: GLASS SKIES :: GOD GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT* :: THE HONEY PIES** :: HORROR MY FRIEND* :: ISLE OF VISION :: JUNGLE CITY :: KAMIKAZE :: THE KEEPSAKES* :: THE KILLGIRLS*** :: KORAL & THE GOODBYE HORSES :: LADY STRANGELOVE** :: LEADER CHEETAH* :: LIKE LEAVES** :: LUMONICS* :: LYLA :: MAX SAVAGE & THE FALSE IDOLS*** :: MERE THEORY :: MORALS OF A MINOR* :: THE MOTIVE :: MR WEDNESDAY** :: NO THROUGH ROAD*** :: QUIET CHILD :: QUIET IN THE LAB! :: REALIST FEW :: RIDE INTO THE SUN** :: THE SEA THIEVES* :: THE SHINY BRIGHTS* :: SINCERELY, GRIZZLY*** :: SKELETONS :: SOFT WHITE MACHINE* :: SONS OF ZOKU :: SPARKSPITTER* :: SQUEAKER :: ST. MORRIS SINNERS :: STEERING BY STARS* :: SWIMMING :: TEA :: THE TIMBERS :: TONY FONT SHOW** :: TRACER :: THE TRANSATLANTICS** :: TWO SUNS :: TYGER TYGER* :: THE VILLENETTES* :: WEST THEBARTON BROTHEL PARTY :: WOLF & CUB** :: ZETA ::
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:: ARTIST INDEX ::
:: !!! :: 20TH CENTURY GRADUATES :: 20TH CENTURY GRADUATES (DUET) :: 200 MOTELS :: 4 KINGS LOUD :: 4 VOICE :: 67 SPECIAL :: 78 SAAB :: A.B. ORIGINAL :: A BASKET OF MAMMOTHS :: A.D.K.O.B. :: A RED DAWN :: AAARRR! ALL ABOARD FOR PIRATEY VARIETY :: AARON THOMAS :: ABBEY HOWLETT :: ABBEY HOWLETT & THE GOLDEN REALM :: ABLACKWELL :: ACID MOUNTAIN :: ACROSS THE ATLAS :: ADALITA :: ADAM PAGE :: ADELAIDE'S PIPE GUY :: ADNAAN BARAKY :: ADRIAN BELEW :: ADRIAN DEUTSCH :: AFFAIRS OF MEN :: AFI :: AFTER THE FALL :: AIRBOURNE :: ALANA JAGT :: ALARM BIRDS & THE SEA THIEVES :: ALIAS & THE JAMS :: ALITHIA :: ALL FLIGHT CREW ARE DEAD :: ALL MADE OF RUBIES :: ALL NIGHT GIRLS :: ALMA KALORAMA :: ALPEN :: ALPHA BETA FOX :: ALPHABETTE :: ALPINE :: ALUKA :: AMBUSH MARKETING :: THE AMCATS :: AMUNDSENS FLAG :: ANDREW HIGGS & THE SAND CASTLE HARUM :: ANDREW P. STREET :: ANDY BULL :: ANDY ROBERTS :: ANGEL & THE BADMAN :: ANGEL EYES :: ANGEL OLSEN :: ANGELIK :: ANGELS OF GUNG-HO :: ANGIE HART :: ANIMAL SHADOWS :: ANIMAL TRAPS :: ANNIE BASS :: ANNIE SIEGMANN :: ANNY DUFF :: ANTHONY ANT :: ANTHONY WIGNALL :: ANTONY OF THE FUTURE :: ANYA ANASTASIA :: ANYA ANASTASIA & THE BIRD WIZDOM CABARET :: ANYA MCNICOL-WINDRAM :: THE APE :: APHELION :: APPOMATTOX RUN :: ARAKEYE :: THE ARCADE FIRE :: ARCHERS :: ARCHIE :: ARCHITECTURE IN HELSINKI :: ARGUS & THE LIAR :: ARIEL PINK'S HAUNTED GRAFFITI :: ARLO COOK :: ARMOUR FOU :: ARRAY :: ART OF ESCAPE :: THE ART OF FLYING KITES :: ARTAX MISSION :: AS THE PENNY DROPS :: THE ASTEROID BELT :: THE ATLANTIC STREET BAND :: ATLASIS & AMICA :: ATTILA MY HONEY :: ATTONBITUS :: AUBERON DANCE ACADEMY :: AUDIUM :: THE AUDREYS :: AUGUSTE :: AURA FORM :: AURORA :: THE AUTHENTIC REPLICAS :: AUXILLA :: AVANT GARDENERS :: THE AVES :: AVIATOR LANE :: AWKWARD LOVE TRIANGLE :: BABES ARE WOLVES :: BABYLON BURNING :: BAD//DREEMS :: BACHELOR OF ARTS :: BACHELORETTE :: BACK$EAT ROMEOS :: BAD LUCK CABARET :: THE BAKER SUITE :: THE BAKER'S DIGEST :: BAKEWELL STREET :: BALL PARK MUSIC :: BANG! BANG! AIDS! :: BANJO JACKSON :: BANJO WEATHERALD :: BANOFFEE :: BARCODE :: THE BARON :: THE BARONS OF TANG :: BASEBALL :: THE BASKERVILLES :: BASTARD SONS OF RUINATION :: BAT FOR LASHES :: BATPISS :: BATRIDER :: THE BATTERY KIDS :: BATTLEHOUNDS :: BATTLE POPE :: BATTLES :: BEACH HOUSE :: BEANIE MY FRIEND :: BEARDED GYPSY BAND :: THE BEARDS :: THE BEASTIE BOYS :: BED WETTER :: BEDHEAD :: THE BEDROOM PHILOSOPHER & HIS AWKWARDSTRA :: THE BEERBELLY BUSKERS :: BEFORE THE AFTERMATH :: BELITTLE LEAGUE :: THE BELLE CURVE :: THE BELLRAYS :: BELOVED ELK :: BEN GEL & THE BONEYARD SAINTS :: BEN ELY'S RADIO 5 :: BEN REVI :: BEN REVI ALL-STAR REVIVAL BAND :: BERMUDA BAY :: BETTY AIRS :: BIG BAD BARRY & THE DEAD SETS :: BIG DADDY'S DISCOTHEQUE :: BIG RICHARD INSECT :: BIG SCARY :: BIG SKY THEORY :: BIG YAWN :: BILLY BISHOP GOES TO WAR :: BILLY BOB'S BBQ JAM BAND :: BING GOES TO MONACO :: BINKY & THE BUNG MICS :: THE BIRD :: BIRD WIZDOM :: BIRTHGLOW :: BIT BY BATS :: BITCH PREFECT :: THE BITTER DARLINGS :: BITTER SWEET KICKS :: BJORK :: BLACK GOLD :: BLACK LIPS :: BLACKCHORDS :: THE BLACK AND WHITE :: BLACK CORAL :: THE BLACK DOVES :: BLACK KNIGHT :: BLAKE SABAN 3 :: BLAST RHOMBUS :: BLEEDING KNEES CLUB :: THESE BLESSED BONES :: THE BLIND HERD :: BLISTERED PALMS :: BLOOD PLASTIC :: BLOODHOUNDS ON MY TRAIL :: BLOW UP BETTY :: THE BLUEBERRIES :: BLUEJUICE :: BLUSH RESPONSE :: BOB DOWNE :: BOB LOG III :: BODY HORROR :: BOHOEFFER :: THE BON SCOTTS :: BOOSTER :: THE BORDERLAND :: BOS :: THE BOTTLEROCKETS :: BOX ELDER :: THE BOX ROCKETS :: THE BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE :: BRENDAWG & THE DROID :: BRIANNA MAHONEY :: BRIARS :: BRILLIG :: BRITISH INDIA :: THE BRITISH ROBOTS :: THE BRITISH ROBOTS (DUO) :: BRONZE CHARIOT :: BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE :: BROKERS :: BROTHERSISTER :: THE BROUHAHA :: BRUNATEX :: BUFFALO BOYFRIEND :: THE BUMBLEBEEZ :: BURAKA SOM SISTEMA :: BURIED FEATHER :: BURLESQUE BEAUTIES :: BURN THE ASHES :: THE BURNING SEA :: BURNING TOWER :: BURNSIDE MUMS :: BUSHIDO :: BUSTER FIDEZ :: BYE BYE MOUNTAIN :: THE BYZANTINES :: CABBAGE & KINGS :: CABIN CULTS :: CAL WILLIAMS JNR :: CALIFORNIA COUSIN :: CALLERDENIGHT :: CALLING ALL CARS :: CAM GOODALL :: CAMEROM MCTERNAN :: CAMP COPE :: CANDIDA :: CANIDAE :: CANIS VULPES :: CAPTAIN CLEANOFF :: CAPTAIN HELLFIRE & THE WRETCHED BRETHREN :: THE CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY :: CAPTIVES :: CAR SEAT HEADREST :: CARLA LIPPIS & THE MARTIAL HEARTS :: THE CASIO BROTHERS :: CASKET CASE :: CASS McCOMBS :: CASSETTE KIDS :: CAT DOG BIRD :: CAT PARTY :: CENTAURZ :: CENTRAL DELI BAND :: CERES :: CESARE :: CHAPMAN STREET :: CHARLIE MONSOON :: CHASING PHOENIX :: CHEER ADVISORY COUNCIL :: CHERRY GRIND :: THE CHEVRON WHORES :: CHÉRIE DE KLERK :: CHILD :: CHILDREN COLLIDE :: CHINESE NEW YEAR :: CHRIS FINNEN :: CHORAL GRIEF :: CHVRCHES :: CIARAM GRANGER :: CIRCLE CLAN :: CIRCUS ARCADE :: THE CITRADELS :: CITRUS JAM :: CITY CALM DOWN :: CITY RIOTS :: CLAP YOUR HANDS SAY YEAH :: THE CLIQUE :: CLOUD CONTROL :: CLOUD NOTHINGS :: THE CLOWNS OF DECADENCE :: CLUE TO KALO :: COBRA :: COCK :: COERCE :: COG :: COLLARBONES :: COLLIDE/ESCAPE :: COLLIDER :: COLONEL KERNEL :: COLORBLIND :: COLOURISE :: CONCHILLIA :: CONSOLE WARRIORS :: COOKIE BAKER :: COOKIE BAKER & HER SPECIAL SECRET SPELLS :: COOL JUMPER :: COOL JUMPER & TANTIVY FAIR :: COOPS & THE BIRD :: CORPUS :: CORTEZ :: COSMO BLACK :: COSMO THUNDERCAT :: COSMO THUNDERCAT (DUO) :: COUNTERFEIT TRAITOR :: COY CARP :: CRACKWHORE :: THE CRAYON FIELDS :: CREEPERS :: CRUSTY SUITCASE BAND :: THE CRYING GAME :: CUB SCOUTS :: CURSES :: CUT COPY :: CUT OFF YOUR HANDS :: THE DAIRY BROTHERS :: DAISY BUCHANAN :: DAIYE SPA :: DALLAS FRASCA :: DALLI :: DAMN ARMS :: DAMN TERRAN :: DAMNED MEN :: DAMO SUZUKI NETWORK :: DAN DEVLIN :: DANCE TIL YOU CAN'T SAY YEAH! :: DANGER & PLASTIC :: DANGEROUS! :: DANIEL VARRICCHIO :: DANIELE VILELLA :: DANVERS :: DANVERS & GHOST KNIFE :: DAPPLED CITIES :: THE DARDANELLES :: THE DARK LIGHTS :: DAS UBBERDUNG :: DAVE PHILLIPS :: DAY RAVIES :: DAYDREAM :: THE DAYLIGHT BRAVES :: DAYSWORTH FIGHTING :: THE DEAD BELLS :: DEAD END FRIENDS :: DEAD FRENCHMEN :: DEAD JOE :: DEAD POPES OF THE VATICAN :: DEADLY ARE THE NAKED :: DEAFAULT :: DEAR PLASTIC :: DEEP SEA ARCADE :: THE DEER JOHNS :: DEERHUNTER :: DEJA :: DEJA ENTENDU :: DELIA OBST :: THE DELTA RIGGS :: DELUSIONS OF GRANDMA :: DESCRIBE ELIZA :: DESERT CROOKS :: A DEVIL AMONGST THE TAILORS :: THE DEVILROCK FOUR :: DEXTER JONES :: DIAMOND SINS :: DIANA SCALZI :: DICK DIVER :: DIE! DIE! DIE! :: DIESEL WITCH :: DIIV :: DIPLOMAT :: DIPSTONE :: DIRT PLAYGROUND :: THE DIRTY MONKS :: DIRTY WOLVES :: THE DIVINE FLUXUS :: DIZZEE RASCAL :: DJ KELE OKEREKE :: DJ SHADOW :: DJ SPOZ :: DJANGO ROWE TRIO :: DMA'S :: DOE :: DON MORRISON :: DONNARUMMA :: DOUBLE DENIM :: DOUBLE DRAGON :: DOUBLE HANDED :: DOZERS :: DRAWN FROM BEES :: THE DREAMBOATS :: DRILLER JET ARMSTRONG :: THE DRONES :: DROPLET :: DRUID FLUIDS :: DRUNK MUMS :: DUD PILLS :: DUKES OF WINDSOR :: DUMB EARTH :: DUNE RATS :: THE DUNES :: DUNGEN :: DUSTY LEE :: DUSTY LEE & THE ANGELS OF GUNG HO :: DUSTY LEE'S WASTED WANDERERS :: DZ :: DZ DEATHRAYS :: EAST END VILLAINS :: ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN :: ECHO & THE EMPRESS :: EDDY CURRENT SUPPRESSION RING :: EGYPT :: THE EL CAMINOS :: ELECTRIC WIDOWS :: THE ELEVENTH HOUR :: THE E.L.F. :: EL-P :: ELECTRIC EXILES :: ELEPHANT :: ELLEN KIBBLE :: ELVIS :: EMDEE :: EMERGENCY RULE :: EMILY DAVIS :: EMPERORS :: EMMA HORWOOD :: EMPIRE VAGABOND :: ENCARTA :: ENDLESS NAMELESS :: ENEMY OF :: ENNIS TOLA :: ENVY STREET :: ES IST SUPER :: EVEN :: EXPATRIATE :: THE EXPLODERS :: EXPLODING PLASTIC INEVITABLE :: EZRA HOPE :: FACEMEAT :: FACEMEAT - A ROCK OPERA :: FAITH NO MORE :: FAIR MAIDEN :: THE FAK :: FAKE LAKE :: FAKE TAN :: FASCINATOR :: THE FAT SACK :: FAT TAILED ANTICHINUS :: FAVOUR THE BRAVE :: FEAR AND LOATHING :: THE FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS :: FEIST :: FEMME FATALES :: FERGUS O'REGAN :: FEZ FAANANA :: FIGHTERPILOT :: A FILM FOR THE FUTURE :: FILTHY LUCRE :: THE FINISHING SCHOOL :: FINNEN & DAVIDSON :: THE FINNS :: FIRS :: FISHING WITH HENRY :: FIRE! SANTA ROSA, FIRE! :: FIST PUMP, FIST BUMP :: FISTFUL OF TROJANS :: FLEUR GREEN :: FKA TWIGS :: THE FLEEING MINDS :: THE FLOORS :: FLORENCE & THE MACHINE :: FLUME :: THE FOLKO-OH-NOES :: FONT PLAYS FONT :: FORCES :: FOREIGN/NATIONAL :: FOREST OF GNOMES :: FORMER CHILD STARS :: FOX FAEHRMANN :: FOXX ON FIRE :: FRANZ FERDINAND :: FRAUD MILLIONAIRES :: FREESTATE :: FRESH KILLS :: FRIDAY'S FOX :: FRIENDS :: FROM THE DEAD SEA :: FULL CONTACT SAFARI :: THE FUMES :: FUNK LATIN UNION :: FUNKOARS :: FUTURE FARM :: FUTURE ISLANDS :: THE FYOOGS :: GALAPAGOOSE :: GALAXY CAT :: GALLEON :: GAVIN DE ALMEIDA :: GAY PARIS :: THE GELS :: GEMINI DOWNS :: GENERATION SWINE :: GEORDIE LITTLE :: GERMEIN SISTERS :: GG ALAN BINDIG :: GHOST WALK :: GHOUL :: GHYTI :: GHYTI (DUO) :: GHYTI & THE PHILANTHROPIC ORCHESTRA :: GINDIANA BONES AND THE SEVERAL KIDNEYS OF THE UNDERGROUND TRAIN STATION :: GINFOX VS HELLO NEWMAN :: GIRL TALK :: THE GIVEAWAYS :: GLASS :: GLASS DUNES :: GLASS SKIES :: GLASS TOWERS :: GLISK :: GNARLS BARKLEY :: GOD GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT :: GOD GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT (Lounge Set) :: GOLD BLOOM :: THE GOOD CHINA :: GOOD BOY :: GOON WIZARRD :: GOTYE :: GRACE: THE SONGS OF JEFF BUCKLEY :: GRACE GOODFELLOW :: GRAFTON PRIMARY :: THE GRAND RAPIDS :: THE GRATES :: GRAVEYARD TRAIN :: GREAT GABLE :: THE GREETING METHOD :: GRENADIERS :: GREY DATURAS :: GRIMES :: GRIMEY :: GROOVE ARMADA :: GROUND COMPONENTS :: THE GROWL :: GUILLAUME SOLO ACOUSTIC :: GUINEAFOWL :: GUN IT :: GÜNTER & THE SAFEWORD :: GYRO :: HAIM :: HAL BIRD :: HALCYON DRIVE :: HALFWAY TO FORTH :: THE HAPPY ENDINGS :: HAPPY SOMETIMES :: HAR MAR SUPERSTAR :: THE HARD ACHES :: HARMLESS HUNTER :: HARMONY :: HARRY FREEMAN :: HARTS :: HAWKS OF ALBA :: HAYSTACKS CALHOON :: HEATH WEBER :: HEKYL :: HELLO, LOVER :: HELLO NEWMAN :: HELMET :: HESTON DROP :: HEY FEVER :: HEY LADY! :: HI, I'M RECLUSIVE AUTHOR THOMAS PYNCHON :: HIGH STAKES :: HIGH TENSION :: HIGH VIOLET :: HIGHTIME :: HILLS & TRAINS :: HIT THE JACKPOT :: THE HOLD STEADY :: THE HOLIDAYS :: HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD :: HOLOGRAPHIC COLTS :: HOLY FUCK :: HOLY HOLY :: THE HOLY SEA :: HOLY SERPENT :: HOME FOR THE DEF :: THE HONEY PIES :: HORROR MY FRIEND :: HOSPITAL THE MUSICAL :: HOT WINGS :: HOUSE OF JADE :: HOWL AT THE MOON :: HOWL 'N BONES :: HOWLING BELLS :: THE HOWLING FOG :: HUMBLE BEE :: HUMMINGBIRD :: HUNGRY KIDS OF HUNGARY :: THE HUNTED CROWS :: HURRICANE JANE :: HURRICANES :: THE HUSHES :: HUXLEY :: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT WEEZER :: I HEART HIROSHIMA :: I, A MAN :: ICE ON MERCURY :: ID :: IGGY POP & THE STOOGES :: IIAH :: ILLICIT EVE :: IMMIGRANT UNION :: IMOGEN BRAVE :: IMPARTIAL :: THE IMPOSSIBLE QUICHE :: THE INCHES :: INDIAGO :: INSTITUT POLAIRE :: INTERCOOLER :: INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF MOJO :: THE INTERNET :: INTERPOL :: INTERZONE EXPRESS :: INTROVERT :: INUETTE :: INWOODS :: IRAAN SANADZADEH :: IRIDIUM :: IRIE KNIGHTS :: THE IRRESPONSIBLES :: ISLE OF CAPRI :: ISLE OF VISION :: IT'S A HOAX :: IT'S A HOAX (INSTRUMENTAL) :: IT'S WARSAW :: IVORY :: J-LO BIAFRA :: J-WAH :: JACK LONDON :: JACKSON FIREBIRD :: JAMES PARRY :: JANE'S ADDICTION :: JAPAM :: JAPANDROIDS :: JAPANTHER :: JARVIS :: JARVIS COCKER :: JASON SIMON (DEAD MEADOW) :: JAY WALKER AND THE PEDESTRIANS :: JAYNE-ANNE POWER :: JEFF MARTIN & TEREPAI RICHMOND :: JESS KENT :: JESS PORTER :: JESSE DAVIDSON :: JESSE FRANCIS :: JESUS CHRIST POSSE :: THE JEZABELS :: JIKA :: JIMMY & THE MIRRORS :: JIMMY EAT WORLD :: JIMMY MARIN :: JIMMY MOUNTAIN :: JOE MCKEE :: JOEL STERN :: JOEL STERN, CURED PINK & TIMOTHY TATE :: THE JOHN STEEL SINGERS :: JON ADDAMS :: JON MARCO :: JON MORTIMER :: JONNY BLIZZARD :: JORDAN TITO :: JOSH CALLIGEROS :: JOURNEY WELL SPACE WIZARD :: JOY & SPARKS :: JP COE & THE DELEGATES :: JUDGE MENTAL :: JUMP! 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:: Friday, February 25, 2011

NEW LIVE VENUE / SHIMMERING WEST
"ADELAIDE FRINGE FESTIVAL" @ LIGHT SQUARE / Sunday February 20th 2011

So what DO I usually do on a Sunday? think brain think! (no really it's been one of those weeks) pfft... nothing but the same 'ol schtick right!? wake up with a "hangover" as much as me "feeling a little cotton-wool-blurry but otherwise annoyingly chipper" hardly holds a lit fart to the skull fucking brutality you'll invariably suffer through clawing up all four walls of a room screaming; and THANK FUCK FOR THAT!! (yes thank YOU countless years of irreversible braindamage... WOOOO!!). Crawl out of bed and/or gutter outside Supermild (because yes they're often one and the same), take a good look at the contents on my camera. Laugh. Delete a good 90% portion of that (yeaaah trust me you're better off not knowing). Rinse out all the beer from my clothes, briefly consider what my liver must look like "attempting" the same, laugh even harder *ouch*. Cook up some mi goreng (additional fried egg, bacon, retarded compulsion to post a photo blog optional), ignoring all the odd looks from passerbys seeing all this shit happening OUTSIDE of Supermild on a lazy Sunday afternoon... "what? I'm only using a portable gas stove in the nude, RELAX!!", until a few moments just shy of those incoming sirens? I consider catching that bus home. Brick window of said "home". Transfer photos and video to my laptop (or whoever's laptop I happen to find nearby). Meticulously file, edit and upload them, then anywhere upto six to eight hours later: wonder just what the fuck it is that normal people do on a Sunday INSTEAD of all this crap? (fuck I dunno... breakfast? shop for lawn furniture? rehab!?) all of which (excluding the sane alternatives obviously) I would've done THIS Sunday; including maybe even starting work on designing Your Motive For's long awaited CD coverart that I was hired to do back in July 2010!? AAAAHAHahAHahAHA *ahem*... except wait? did I hear a brand new live venue's opened up for the Fringe Festival and they've totally got a thing on tonight and someone invited me to it on facebook!? FUCK YEAAAH!! let's totally do THAT instead!



Yup welcome to Shimmering West: yet another one of Fringe Festival's many shitcrazy "pop up" venues scattered about the CBD this year. Here situated on Light Square next to Higher Ground (formerly Night Train Complex, Lizard Lounge, yeaaah fuck it you can't miss it) offering the finest in visual arts, DJs, outdoor dining, live music and market stalls (or so the blah-di-blah promotional spiel goes). As well as providing ME with one brilliantly lame excuse for blowing off all my pending "responsibilities" in coming here tonight (well shit duuude, I was invited!) blissfully oblivious to the fact that in me turning up, it'll just give me yet more shit to "file, edit and upload" and write about on top of everything ELSE insane this week (including that CD coverart for Your Motive For I totally HAVEN'T been spacing out on since July 2010!? *cough* what? this blog takes a LOT of time and effort you know!) because YES I'M A FUCKING IDIOT. But woweee do they make being a "fucking idiot" stupidly worthwhile the minute you blunder in past that golden archway. Arranged like a mini "Garden Of Unearthly Delights" with an overall capacity of approximately 450 people; complete with licensed bar, eclectic foodstalls, comfy couches, bean bags, stools and spastic pot plants aplenty; duuude it's a like a bohemian barefoot wonderland! and THIS is their live stage? FUUUCK OFF!!



Of course in arriving here at this ridiculously late an hour (or 8:45PM to be precise) I've already missed out on their "Mad Hatter Tea Party Picnic" held between 1-5PM: featuring The Beautiful Black, Weird Theatre and Amy Bodossian (yeaaah you know... whoever the fuck they are?). Whilst also missing most of their live acts performing since 5PM: Mountbatten, Julia Farr & The Bare Legs, Shisha & The D'Urbervilles, The Queen Of Fucking Everything and The Underwater Adventure Series (no really, WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE ARSECLOWNS!?). And yet none of this shit has bothered me in the slightest: not just because this whole thing was pretty much a "spur of a moment" for me (and how!) but more because the only way I can possibly survive ANYTHING related to the Adelaide Fringe Festival (where there's simply too much shit happening ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!) without my whole head exploding? is simply to do everything HALF ARSED. So who cares if there's seven bands on, duuude it's a Sunday! Just like I couldn't care less who that band is playing on stage right now as I'm walking in... I mean yeaaah they're kinda good at what they're doing, they could probably "rock the shit" out of Cavern Club on a Thursday night (wait that sorta came out as an insult didn't it? I apologise, I've hardly slept all week!). Nope I'm just here for the headlining act, The Aves: it's their first gig back from Europe and they're launching a whizzbang new demo, and then I'm on the first bus outta here; but not before I blow a good half hour pissing about laughing in their sand pit. "Waiiit? Shimmering West has a SANDPIT!?" HA HA HA YOU BETCHA BAAABY!! In fact screw The Aves maaan! I'm just gonna pull shapes in THIS all night... YEAAAS!! BEST FRINGE VENUE, EVER!!



LEMURIAN (***) - But before I COULD think to "pull the proverbial ostrich" here (and believe me I was tempted) I was promptly interrupted by one Dave Blumberg of Tea... "WHO!?" yeaaah just follow the link here and you'll soon get the idea (in short he's a fucking idiot, only he's weirdly talented at it). Anyhoo he soon makes it glaringly apparent I've made a tactical blunder in arriving this "late" tonight, as I haven't arrived NEARLY LATE ENOUGH to avoid his fartarse "side project" playing second to last tonight and now he's totally giving me the "sales pitch" in the hopes I'll blog about them!? (AWWW CRAP!!). Only I couldn't quite get what the fuck they were called from what he was telling me just prior to their show... "no really is it Lumeria? Librarian? Lisztomania? Lemon Meringue? aaaah fuck it I'll just jot down Lesbian Ménage Á Trois and be done with it!" but he DID describe it as "wanky space rock" and damnit I couldn't help but be weirdly intrigued by that; or at the very least in just how silly I could make it sound in my subsequent half arsed live review... SO HERE GOES NOTHING!! Yup this is Lemurian (ok, so I looked it up? blow me!) and they're "wanky space rock". THE END! or no wait... perhaps I could give more detail than that? *ahem* This is Lemurian: formed between Jake Morrison on guitar, Dave Blumberg on bass and Ben Kuerschner on drums from Tea, and I'm assuming some guy called Thom J (but only because he commented on that youtube I posted below) from who the fuck knows where? and they're an instrumental jam band. Or in closest (ie: laziest) approximations I'm reminded of Sonic Youth's "Goo" and "Dirty" albums (and most especially that spastic two minute shredfest "Mildred Pierce" off the former) mixed in with a liberal dose of say Dinosaur Jr, maybe even a little bit of Mudhoney (but that may be a stretch) only stripped of all the vocal eccentricities/shitcrazy personalities of either Sonic Youth or Dinosaur Jr to give it that satisfying "kick to the head". And as much as that sounds kinda bad? they're actually rather accomplished in filling in all those gaps regardless. Thom and Jake's guitars are fuck full of stupidly abrasive riffs: like being machine gunned to death by giant concrete cinderblocks. The rhythm section in Dave in Ben has this hypnotic oscillating, chainsaw undulating groove to it. It's easy to get lost in. It's got this whole trashy surf lo-fi 90's grunge buzz going for them. And there's the occassional moment where either Thom or Jake will man the synth and throw in an expansive (yet subtle) brown note into the mix; so they have that teeny tiny eclectic edge. But it's also rather loose, disconnected (perhaps utterly unrehearsed?). And after more than ten minutes of this shit...? yup Dave pretty much nailed it in the sales pitch: "wanky"; so much so in fact (and considering what I've heard of Dave and his many side projects, and/or bands performing under shitcrazy aliases) I'm half wondering if they're taking the piss. So in the end it all depends on where your preferences lie when it comes to Lemurian. If you're massively into this whole 90's retro revival, getting messy in a moshpit and throwing yourself head first into a wall (or someone else's for that matter) then you'll fucking love this. Otherwise I doubt they'll win many new fans; but who knows? after a few too many brews... they might be JUST what you've been looking for!













THE AVES (****) - Which, all momentary distractions aside (DAAAMN YOU BLUMBERG!), brings me to the real reason why I'm here tonight: and that's for our headlining act. Yup, here for their "triumphant homecoming show" after spending three months living abroad in Europe doing errr...? just what exactly I'm not entirely too sure!? but they did write the most whimsically extensive and insightful blog about it. Which I'd highly recommend ANYONE read, especially if ever they wanted an indepth "anthropological study" on English society (aaaah I know, haven't we all!?) and I'm not even shitting you; it's eye opening stuff (duuude it comes in PARTS I-IV!!). In fact their lead singer Lucy Campbell was SO insanely comprehensive in her intellectual asides on this subject, ON A BAND BLOG OF ALL PLACES!? she practically put MY word count to shame (and easily pisses all over my ability to sound either "educated" and/or "eloquent" by a country mile) to the point that I'm half wondering if she's vying for an actual Ph.D with it? and that's before I even get to the music!? Yup The Aves are THAT kind of insanely talented, they're a rare find indeed: that chance shitstorm in head exploding creativity and mad vitality you only discover maybe three or four times a year that totally reaffirms your faith in a pissy little live scene like Adelaide's... or yeaaah maybe I just got stupidly drunk that ONE cold night in August when they blew my mind away at The Exeter; so what the fuck would I know? As much as I DID pick up that ridiculously awesome demo of theirs on the night: one that continues to blow my mind away even NOW... WHILST SOBER!! (and if ever you've heard their paired back acoustic cover of Dire Strait's "Romeo and Juliet" with drummer Florentina Pergoleto on vocals you'll know exactly what I'm on about too!) and I reckon they'll seriously go far; it's just that there was... oh I dunno? a little something "missing" from their set tonight? And maybe it's because it's been almost four months (or more) since they'd jammed last, so they're a little bit "rough around the edges". As much as I thought that would totally work in their favour, because hey they're a rambunctious bunch: they've got that Libertines meets Arctic Monkeys meets "likely lout" britpop schtick going for them; so more madness the merrier right? (duuude they frequent alleyway shows, THEY HAVE NO FEAR!!). But then you've got that pinkish red stage lighting glaring straight into their eyes while their drummer plays on in the dark: which not only makes it awkward to photograph but just as awkward for them to squint under. And then there's this other "weird vibe" I'm getting here too: and it's not just because it's a Sunday, or that I'm dead sober watching bands on a Sunday. I actually see a LOT of bands sober... you just fail to notice it from all the other times I DON'T. Nope it's more the inclement weather at play. I mean here we are in the height of summer: it should be mid to high thirties DC pushing forty, blue skies and not having a care in the world. Except after all the catastrophic floodings, the cyclones, and all that torrential downpour cancelling the Fringe Festival Opening Parade? here we are on Sunday night and we're plunged back into the depth of winter again!? WHAT THE FUCK!? I mean admittedly most of that's neither here or there, or at all related to The Aves tonight: until Lucy arrives on stage wearing a thick fur coat and starts busting out this comically cockney accent like it's Charles Dickens all a sudden and any minute now it's gonna start snowing? WHOAAAA FUCK!! or yeaaah maybe it IS just me (did I mention it's been one of those weeks?). Because despite all this The Aves still play one hell of a show, they thrash out a bunch of new songs they wrote while overseas (all stupidly rife with riotously infectious gang shouting and swinging 60's rhythms that make you wanna start a bar fight) and as much as both Lucy and Thomas Williams on guitar look at least five kinds of painfully shiy to be here tonight? both Florentina in a smash happy frenzy on drums and Tasman Strachan pulling faces on bass are totally letting loose out there: the latter especially damn near stealing the show when he totally loses his shit "breakdancing" all over the floor at the end. Or in other words? yup you totally should have been here and you SO missed out big time!














And the reason WHY I can say that in closing: despite the band not quite "feeling" it tonight, or for that matter me being all that "enthusiastic" to be here either; and totally not their fault mind you (because hey it still beats me being stuck at home working on Your Motive For's CD coverart, am I right? am I riiiight!? aaaah relax I'll have it finished NEXT WEEK *ahem* I'm sure of it!) is thanks to the crowd. Yup this ain't just your stock standard "scenester crowd" we're dealing with here: your artfully aloof douchebag hipsters: arms folded, stifling yawns, sipping their gin & tonics and politely applauding; those who'd be much more interested in comparing designer handbags, drawing finger moustaches and laughing themselves retarded in the beergarden than watching bands they paid $10 to see play in front of them (oh you totally imagined The Ed Castle just now didn't you!?). Nope this crowd seriously couldn't give a fuck about all that, they just wanted to rip shit up! I mean they went NUTS out there: mad moshing, colliding with the stage in flying tackles, busting loose with the occassional improvised barn dancing (well what else does that photo look like!?) duuude they were a freaking inspiration! Or what about that one wingnut who kept throwing his shoes at bass player Tasman (not once but at least twice) only for Tasman to retaliate by ditching his water back all over him? and that was hardly the craziest shit happening out there!? and all this on a pissy little Sunday!? yup if nothing else THAT is what made The Aves totally worth seeing tonight!



But of course that wasn't the only reason they were totally worth seeing tonight. They were also launching their brand new whizzbang split release demo: "The Green Man" that they recorded with The Midnight Barbers in London. One which they were totally giving away for free tonight... but with a catch: you had to kiss one of the band members on the lips. Hmmm yup. And we're not talking their lead singer Lucy Campbell HA HA HA duuude that so ain't gonna happen! she'd just as likely belt you one for even thinking it! (just like I could half imagine Florentina fleeing flailing and screaming from the mass stampede). Nope we're talking Tasman, their bass player. No really just try and contain the excitement! Funnier still peeps totally went for it: male, female it really didn't matter! Just like I figured: hey I'm a "member of the press", THE RULES DON'T APPLY TO ME!! I totally write a "professional" blog now, I got advertising and shit, I was interviewed in Rip It Up and everything! "pfft yeaaah, RIU ONLINE... loser!". But nope, according to him a deal was a deal. So I called his bluff, he freaked the fuck out and I scammed me a demo scott-free... awesome huh!?



11:02PM - And that in the most half-arsed sense is Shimmering West. It's open throughout the Fringe Festival: February 19th to March 13th, Tuesdays to Sundays, showcasing all manner of head explodingly awesome and eclectic "arty farty" and live music entertainment which you'll be sure to enjoy to its fullest when you're not otherwise occupied with upteen billion other happenings at "pop up" bars, clubs, venues, theatres, tents and makeshift performance spaces throughout this city or wandering around hopelessly lost in The Garden Of Unearthly Delights for the next three weeks yammering like a mental patient... FUCK YEAAAH!! Just like you'll surely find me here back again at Shimmering West on every other night (like Wednesday night for Like Leaves!?) when I'm not otherwise hiding out at The Ed Castle or Supermild, huddled in a foetal ball near the bar howling and screaming. Hmmm? And on that note... yeaaah I think I'm just gonna catch that bus home!



But not before I play in that sand some more... anyone got a bucket and spade?

Previously on Spoz's Rant: Live Review / Bird Wizdom

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