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:: New Found Sound (Festival)
w/ SONS OF ZÖKU, COLDWAVE,
LOS PALMS, ALANA JAGT, NIGHT
RITES x THUNDER SPEAKS,
NAOMI KEYTE, RYAN MARTIN
JOHN and STREET LEGAL;
THE SONGS OF TOM SMITH
and JOHNNY SEAGULL & THE
HOT CHIPS; BUDDHADATTA
:: MAISIE, BUDDY J FRANCIS
and SAM PAGE; RICKY
ALBECK & THE BELAIR
LINE BAND (Single Launch)
w/ THE CONDOS and
MORTAL AMBITION
:: TUCKSHOP and
BRAVE MISTAKES; NIGHT
RITES and THE GENEVIEVES;
MODERN RELICS
(Single Launch) w/ THE MAX
HEADROOM; CARLA LIPPIS &
MONDO PSYCHO and BRIXX
:: SHODASHI, HEPÉ MATEH
and LIVE SLUG REACTION
:: SOYLENT GREEN,
WONDERWALLS JAM BAND
REVIVAL BAND and ADAM
PAGE; THUNDER SPEAKS
(Single Launch) w/ BREWER,
KILLING CENTRE, VERZANSKI,
NEW LIFE ODYSSEY and
MOUNTAIN SONGS
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:: ARTIST INDEX ::
:: !!! :: THE 1NE :: 20TH CENTURY GRADUATES :: 20TH CENTURY GRADUATES (DUET) :: 200 MOTELS :: 4 KINGS LOUD :: 4 VOICE :: 67 SPECIAL :: THE 7.4.5. :: 78 SAAB :: A.B. ORIGINAL :: A.D.K.O.B. :: A FILM FOR THE FUTURE :: A GAZILLION ANGRY MEXICANS :: A RED DAWN :: A YOUNG MAN DRESSED AS A GORILLA DRESSED AS AN OLD MAN SITS ROCKING IN A ROCKING CHAIR FOR FIFTY-SIX MINUTES AND THEN LEAVES :: AAARRR! ALL ABOARD FOR PIRATEY VARIETY :: AARON THOMAS :: AARON THOMAS & THE HUMAN PATTERNS :: AARON THOMAS TRIO :: ABBEY HOWLETT :: ABBEY HOWLETT & THE GOLDEN REALM :: ABLACKWELL :: ABOLISHED :: ABRASKA :: ACID MOUNTAIN :: ACID WOLF :: ACROSS THE ATLAS :: ADALITA :: ADAM GEOFFREY COLE :: THE ADAM HIGGS FIELD SUPERCOLLIDER :: ADAM PAGE :: ADELAIDE'S PIPE GUY :: ADNAAN BARAKY :: ADRIAN BELEW :: ADRIAN DEUTSCH :: AFFAIRS OF MEN :: AFI :: AFTER THE FALL :: AGAPANTHER :: AIDAN J JONES :: AIRBOURNE :: ALANA JAGT :: ALANA JAGT & THE MONOTREMES :: ALARM BIRDS & THE SEA THIEVES :: ALBANY AVENUE :: ALDOUS HARDING :: ALEKSIAH :: ALEX K :: ALEX K & THE SPUTNIK SWEETHEARTS :: ALEXANDER BLACK :: ALIAS & THE JAMS :: ALISON COPPE :: ALISON COPPE & THE JANES :: ALITHIA :: ALL FLIGHT CREW ARE DEAD :: ALL MADE OF RUBIES :: ALL NIGHT GIRLS :: ALMA KALORAMA :: ALNITAK KID :: ALPEN :: ALPHA BETA FOX :: ALPHA STREET :: ALPHABETTE :: ALPINE :: ALREADY GONE :: ALRIGHT PSYCHO :: ALT. :: ALUKA :: AMBUSH MARKETING :: THE AMCATS :: AMENDS :: AMUNDSENS FLAG :: AMY SHARK :: ANCIENT DESIGN :: ANDERSON .PAAK & THE FREE NATIONALS :: ANDREW HIGGS & THE SAND CASTLE HARUM :: ANDREW MCCUBBIN feat. MELINDA KAY :: ANDREW P. STREET :: ANDY BULL :: ANDY ROBERTS :: ANGEL & THE BADMAN :: ANGEL EYES :: ANGEL OLSEN :: ANGELIK :: ANGELS OF GUNG-HO :: ANGIE HART :: ANIMAL SHADOWS :: ANIMAL TRAPS :: ANNIE BASS :: ANNIE OK :: ANNIE SIEGMANN :: ANNY DUFF :: ANTHONY ANT :: ANTHONY WIGNALL :: ANTI PSYCH :: ANTONY OF THE FUTURE :: ANTY! :: ANYA ANASTASIA :: ANYA ANASTASIA & THE BIRD WIZDOM CABARET :: ANYA MCNICOL-WINDRAM :: THE APE :: APHELION :: APPARITION :: APPOMATTOX RUN :: THE AQUARIAN MYSTERIES :: ARAKEYE :: THE ARCADE FIRE :: ARCHERS :: ARCHIE :: ARCHITECTURE IN HELSINKI :: ARE YOU DRINKING COMFORTABLY? :: ARGUS & THE LIAR :: ARIEL PINK'S HAUNTED GRAFFITI :: ARIES :: ARIES FLOW :: ARIS SPEED :: ARLO COOK :: ARMITAGE SHANKS :: ARMOUR FOU :: ARRAY :: ART OF ESCAPE :: THE ART OF FLYING KITES :: ARTAX MISSION :: AS THE PENNY DROPS :: THE ASTEROID BELT :: ASTRO ELEVATOR :: THE ATLANTIC STREET BAND :: ATLASIS & AMICA :: ATTILA MY HONEY :: ATOMIC SISTER :: ATTONBITUS :: ATTONBITUS (SOLO) :: AUBERON DANCE ACADEMY :: AUDIUM :: THE AUDREYS :: AUGUSTE :: AURA FORM :: AURORA :: THE AUTHENTIC REPLICAS :: AUXILLA :: AVANT GARDENERS :: THE AVES :: AVIATOR LANE :: AWKWARD LOVE TRIANGLE :: AXE & THE IVORY :: BABES ARE WOLVES :: BABY CANDY :: BABY MO :: BABYLON BURNING :: BABYTEETH :: BACHELOR OF ARTS :: BACHELORETTE :: THE BACKYARDERS :: BACKSEAT ROMEOS :: BAD//DREEMS :: BAD LUCK CABARET :: BADBADNOTGOOD :: BADLAND CARAVAN :: THE BAIT FRIDGE :: BAKER BOY :: THE BAKER SUITE :: THE BAKER'S DIGEST :: BAKEWELL STREET :: BALL PARK MUSIC :: BANG! BANG! AIDS! :: BANJO JACKSON :: BANJO WEATHERALD :: BANOFFEE :: BARCODE :: THE BARON :: BARON VON DOODIE :: THE BARONS OF TANG :: BART'S NIGHTMARE :: BASEBALL :: THE BASKERVILLES :: A BASKET OF MAMMOTHS :: BASTARD SONS OF RUINATION :: BASTY & FRIENDS :: BASTY H :: BAT FOR LASHES :: BATHAWK :: BATPISS :: BATRIDER :: THE BATTERY KIDS :: BATTLEHOUNDS :: BATTLE POPE :: BATTLES :: BEACH HOUSE :: BEACH LEECH :: BEANIE MY FRIEND :: BEAR THE MAMMOTH :: BEARDED GYPSY BAND :: THE BEARDS :: THE BEASTIE BOYS :: THE BEAUTIFUL MONUMENT :: BEC STEVENS :: BECCY ZAHO :: BED WETTER :: BEDHEAD :: THE BEDROOM PHILOSOPHER & HIS AWKWARDSTRA :: BEE PREFECT :: THE BEERBELLY BUSKERS :: BEFORE THE AFTERMATH :: THE BELAIR LIP BOMBS :: BELITTLE LEAGUE :: THE BELLE CURVE :: THE BELLRAYS :: BELOVED ELK :: BEN GEL & THE BONEYARD SAINTS :: BEN ELY'S RADIO 5 :: BEN REVI :: BEN REVI ALL-STAR REVIVAL BAND :: BEND :: BERMUDA BAY :: BETTY AIRS :: BIG BAD BARRY & THE DEAD SETS :: BIG DADDY'S DISCOTHEQUE :: BIG RICHARD INSECT :: BIG ROMANCE :: BIG SCARY :: BIG SKY THEORY :: BIG SLOE :: BIG TOWN :: BIG YAWN :: BIKE WRECK :: BILLIE EILISH :: BILLY BISHOP GOES TO WAR :: BILLY BOB'S BBQ JAM BAND :: BING GOES TO MONACO :: BINKY & THE BUNG MICS :: THE BIRD :: BIRD DETECTIVE :: BIRD WIZDOM :: BIRDS ARE SPIES :: BIRTHGLOW :: BIT BY BATS :: BITCH PREFECT :: BITCHSPAWN :: THE BITTER DARLINGS :: BITTER SWEET KICKS :: BJORK :: THE BLACK AND WHITE :: BLACK CHROME :: BLACK CORAL :: THE BLACK DOVES :: BLACK GOLD :: THE BLACK HEART DEATH CULT :: BLACK KNIGHT :: BLACK LIPS :: BLACK STONE FROM THE SUN :: BLACKCHORDS :: BLACKPENNY :: BLAKE SABAN 3 :: BLAST RHOMBUS :: THE BLEEDING FLARES :: BLEEDING KNEES CLUB :: THESE BLESSED BONES :: THE BLIND HERD :: BLISTERED PALMS :: BLOOMING :: BLOOD PLASTIC :: BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS :: BLOODHOUNDS ON MY TRAIL :: BLOODSTONE VILLAINS :: BLOW UP BETTY :: BLUE LUCY :: BLUE LUNACY :: BLUE SKY HOLIDAY :: THE BLUEBERRIES :: BLUEJUICE :: BLUSH :: BLUSH (SOLO) :: BLUSH RESPONSE :: BOB DOWNE :: BOB LOG III :: BODY HORROR :: BOHOEFFER :: THE BON SCOTTS :: BONG COFFIN :: BONOBO :: BOOBY TRAP :: A BOOGIE WIT DA HOODIE :: BOOMSKULLY :: BOOSTER :: THE BORDERLAND :: BORN LION :: BOS :: THE BOTANICALS :: THE BOTTLEROCKETS :: BOX ELDER :: THE BOX ROCKETS :: BOY YOUNG :: BRAVE MISTAKES :: BREE TRANTER :: BRENDAWG & THE DROID :: BRETT LITTLEFAIR :: BREWER :: THE BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE :: BRIANNA MAHONEY :: BRIARS :: BRIDGET FAHEY :: BRIDGET FAHEY & THE BONE RATTLERS :: BRILLIG :: BRIT TRUEACK :: BRITISH INDIA :: THE BRITISH ROBOTS :: THE BRITISH ROBOTS (DUO) :: BRIXX :: BROMHAM :: BRONZE CHARIOT :: BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE :: BROKERS :: THE BROTHERS GOON :: BROTHERSISTER :: THE BROUHAHA :: BRUNATEX :: BUCK IT :: BUDDHADATTA :: BUDDY J FRANCIS :: BUFFALO BOYFRIEND :: THE BUMBLEBEEZ :: THE BUOYS :: BURAKA SOM SISTEMA :: BURIED FEATHER :: BURJON :: BURLESQUE BEAUTIES :: BURN THE ASHES :: BURNING BRIDGES :: THE BURNING SEA :: BURNING TOWER :: BURNSIDE MUMS :: BURNT FISH :: BUSHIDO :: BUSSEYS :: BUSTER FIDEZ :: BUTTERFLY SPINE :: BYE BYE MOUNTAIN :: BYSEA :: THE BYZANTINES :: C.H.O.P. ::CABBAGE & KINGS :: CABIN CULTS :: CABLE TIES :: CAGEFLY :: CAL WILLIAMS JR :: CALIFORNIA COUSIN :: CALLERDENIGHT :: CALLING ALL CARS :: CAM GOODALL :: CAMEROM MCTERNAN :: CAMP COPE :: CAN MASTER SMASH & MOTUS COLLECTIVE :: CANDIDA :: CANIDAE :: CANIS VULPES :: CAPTAIN CLEANOFF :: CAPTAIN HELLFIRE & THE WRETCHED BRETHREN :: THE CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY :: CAPTIVES :: CAR SEAT HEADREST :: CARL DOVER & 3 DEEP :: CARLA LIPPIS & THE MARTIAL HEARTS :: CARLA LIPPIS & MONDO PSYCHO :: CAROLINE REID :: THE CASIO BROTHERS :: CASKET CASE :: CASS McCOMBS :: CASSETTE KIDS :: CAT DOG BIRD :: CAT LUCKY :: CAT PARTY :: CAUSING HAMMOCK :: CELESTITE :: CENTAURZ :: CENTRAL DELI BAND :: CERES :: CESARE :: CHAMP :: CHANCERY LANE :: CHAPMAN STREET :: CHARLIE MONSOON :: CHASING GHOSTS :: CHASING LANA :: CHASING PHOENIX :: THE CHATS :: CHEER ADVISORY COUNCIL :: CHEESE WORLD :: CHELSEA LEE :: CHELSEA MANOR :: CHERRY GRIND :: THE CHEVRON WHORES :: CHÉRIE DE KLERK :: CHILD :: CHILDREN COLLIDE :: CHINA CRISIS :: CHINA ROSES :: CHINESE NEW YEAR :: CHRIS FINNEN :: CHRIST DISMEMBERED :: CHORAL GRIEF :: CHOOSING SIDES :: CHURCH MOMS :: CHVRCHES :: CIARAM GRANGER :: CIRCLE CLAN :: CIRCUS ARCADE :: THE CITRADELS :: CITRUS JAM :: THE CITY :: CITY CALM DOWN :: CITY FEET :: CITY RIOTS :: THE CLANGERS :: CLAP YOUR HANDS SAY YEAH :: THE CLASHING PUMPKINS :: CLAY J GLADSTONE :: CLIENT LIASON :: THE CLIQUE :: CLOUD CONTROL :: CLOUD NOTHINGS :: CLOVER :: THE CLOWNS OF DECADENCE :: CLUB LOCK :: CLUE TO KALO :: COBRA :: COCK :: C.O.F.F.I.N :: CODRA NEGRA :: COERCE :: COG :: THE COLD FIELD :: COLDWAVE :: COLLARBONES :: COLLIDE/ESCAPE :: COLLIDER :: COLONEL KERNEL :: COLORBLIND :: COLOURBLIND :: COLOURBLIND DUO :: COLOURISE :: COLTER :: COLUMBUS :: CONCHILLIA :: THE CONDOS :: THE CONFESSIONALS :: CONOR DEERY :: CONSOLE WARRIORS :: COOKIE BAKER :: COOKIE BAKER & HER SPECIAL SECRET SPELLS :: COOL JUMPER :: COOL JUMPER & TANTIVY FAIR :: COOPS & THE BIRD :: COPIOUS DRIBBLE :: CORPUS :: THE CORTEX SHIFT :: CORTEZ :: COSMIC FOSSIL :: COSMIC SHEPHERD :: COSMO BLACK :: COSMO THUNDERCAT :: COSMO THUNDERCAT (DUO) :: COUNTERFEIT TRAITOR :: COURTNEY BARNETT :: THE COURTNEY LOVES :: COVE STREET :: COY CARP :: CRACKWHORE :: THE CRAVES :: THE CRAYON FIELDS :: CREEPERS :: CROSSFIRE HURRICANE :: CRUSTY SUITCASE BAND :: THE CRYING GAME :: CRYSTAL IGNITE :: CUB SCOUTS :: CUB SPORT :: CULL - THE BAND :: CURIOUS PALMS :: CURSES :: CUT COPY :: CUT OFF YOUR HANDS :: THE DAINTY MORSELS :: THE DAIRY BROTHERS :: DAISY BUCHANAN :: DAIYE SPA :: DALLAS FRASCA :: DALLI :: DAMN ARMS :: DAMN TERRAN :: DAMNED MEN :: DAMO SUZUKI NETWORK :: DAN DEVLIN :: DAN GASKIN :: DANCE TIL YOU CAN'T SAY YEAH! :: DANDY BUZZKILLS :: THE DANGER DOLPHINS :: DANGER & PLASTIC :: DANGEROUS! :: DANIEL VARRICCHIO :: DANIELE VILELLA :: DANVERS :: DANVERS & GHOST KNIFE :: DAPPLED CITIES :: THE DARDANELLES :: DARK DAZE :: THE DARK LIGHTS :: DARTS OF PLEASURE :: DAS UBBERDUNG :: DAVE PHILLIPS :: DAVID BLUMBERG :: DAVID BLUMBERG & THE MARABY BAND :: DAY RAVIES :: DAYDREAM :: THE DAYLIGHT BRAVES :: DAYSWORTH FIGHTING :: THE DEAD BELLS :: DEAD END FRIENDS :: DEAD FRENCHMEN :: DEAD JOE :: DEAD POPES OF THE VATICAN :: THE DEAD REGULARS :: DEAD ROO :: DEADLY ARE THE NAKED :: DEAFAULT :: DEAN FOREVER :: DEAR PLASTIC :: DEATH BY CARROT :: DECOS :: DED//WESZ :: THE DEE MAJOR MYSTERY BAND :: DEEP SEA ARCADE :: THE DEER JOHNS :: DEERHUNTER :: DEJA :: DEJA ENTENDU :: DELIA OBST :: THE DELTA RIGGS :: DELUSIONS OF GRANDMA :: DENTAL JAMS & EZROH :: DESCRIBE ELIZA :: DESERT CROOKS :: DESTINEZIA :: A DEVIL AMONGST THE TAILORS :: DEVIL ELECTRIC :: THE DEVILROCK FOUR :: DEXTER JONES :: DIAMOND SINS :: DIAMOND SKIES :: DIANA SCALZI :: DICK DIVER :: DIE! DIE! DIE! :: DIESEL WITCH :: DIETER HORVAT :: DIETER HORVAT & THE $5 MYSTERY SHOTS :: DIIV :: DILATED :: DILETTANTES :: DIPLOMAT :: DIPSTONE :: DIRT PLAYGROUND :: THE DIRTY MONKS :: DIRTY PAGANS :: DIRTY WOLVES :: THE DIVINE FLUXUS :: DIZZEE RASCAL :: DJ KELE OKEREKE :: DJ SHADOW :: DJ SPOZ :: DJANGO ROWE QUARTET :: DJANGO ROWE TRIO :: DMA'S :: DOC DISORDERS :: DOCTOR TREK IN SPACE :: DOE :: DOM TRIMBOLI & THE WIZARDS :: DON MORRISON :: DONNARUMMA :: DON'T BRING STACEY :: DOOM POP :: DORKZ :: DOUBLE DENIM :: DOUBLE DRAGON :: DOUBLE HANDED :: DOWN & OUT :: DOZERS :: DR SURE'S UNUSUAL PRACTICE :: DRAINING :: DRAINING (ACOUSTIC) :: DRASTIC PARK :: DRAWN FROM BEES :: DREAM WIFE :: THE DREAMBOATS :: DRESS CODE :: DREW & SEAN :: DRILLER JET ARMSTRONG :: THE DRONES :: DROPLET :: DRUID FLUIDS :: DRUID FLUIDS (DUO) :: DRUNK MUMS :: DUD PILLS :: DUKES OF WINDSOR :: DUMB EARTH :: DUNE RATS :: THE DUNES :: DUNGEN :: DUSTY LEE :: DUSTY LEE & THE ANGELS OF GUNG HO :: DUSTY LEE'S BLUES JAM BAND :: DUSTY LEE'S WASTED WANDERERS :: DUZZMERALDA :: DYSPORA :: DZ :: DZ DEATHRAYS :: EARL SWEATSHIRT :: EAST BRUNSWICK ALL GIRLS CHOIR :: EAST END VILLAINS :: ECCENTRICK - FANTASY EDITION :: ECDYSIS :: ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN :: ECHO & THE EMPRESS :: EDDY CURRENT SUPPRESSION RING :: THE EFFENDS :: EFFIE :: EGYPT :: THE EL CAMINOS :: EL COLOSSO :: EL FARINHO :: ELECTRIC EXILES :: ELECTRIC FIELDS :: ELECTRIC SEX PANTS :: ELECTRIC WIDOWS :: ELENA & AIDAN CIBICH :: ELEPHANT :: ELEPHANT HIVE :: THE ELEVENTH HOUR :: THE E.L.F. :: ELK :: ELLA ION :: ELLEN KIBBLE :: ELLI BELLE :: THE ELLIOTT JOHNSON BAND :: EL BOTTLE O' PARADISO :: EL-P :: ELSY WAMEYO :: ELVIS :: EMDEE :: EMERAULD :: EMERGENCY RULE :: EMILY DAVIS :: EMILY DAVIS TRIO :: EMILY WYATT :: EMMA HORWOOD :: EMMA JAYNE :: EMPERORS :: EMPIRE VAGABOND :: THE EMPTY SLEEPS :: THE EMPTY THREATS :: ENCARTA :: ENDLESS NAMELESS :: ENEMY OF :: ENERGY ANGEL :: ENNIS TOLA :: ENVY STREET :: ER@SER DESCRIPTION :: ERIN BUKU :: ERIN MO :: ES IST SUPER :: ETHAN HUBBARD :: ETHANOL BLEND :: ETHANOL BLEND (DUO) :: EVEN :: EVERYDAY APATHY :: EXOTIC POTION COOKIES :: EXPATRIATE :: THE EXPLODERS :: EXPLODING PLASTIC INEVITABLE :: THE EXPLOSIONING :: EYES MORE SKULL THAN EYES :: EZRA HOPE :: FACEMEAT :: FACEMEAT - A ROCK OPERA :: FAFI D'ALOUR & THE DELINQUENTS :: FAIR CALL :: FAITH NO MORE :: FAIR MAIDEN :: THE FAK :: FAKE LAKE :: FAKE TAN :: FASCINATOR :: THE FAT SACK :: FAT TAILED ANTICHINUS :: FATHER JOHN MISTY :: FAVOUR THE BRAVE :: FEAR AND LOATHING :: THE FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS :: FEBRUARY CLOUDS :: FEIST :: FEMME FATALES :: FERGUS O'REGAN :: FEZ FAANANA :: THE FIDDLE CHICKS :: FIGHTERPILOT :: FILTHY LUCRE :: THE FINISHING SCHOOL :: FINNEN & DAVIDSON :: THE FINNS :: FIRS :: FISHING WITH HENRY :: FIRE! SANTA ROSA, FIRE! :: FIST PUMP, FIST BUMP :: FISTFUL OF TROJANS :: FKA TWIGS :: FLAVELLA L'AMOUR :: THE FLEEING MINDS :: FLEUR GREEN :: FLEUR GREEN & THE KEEPERS :: THE FLOORS :: FLORENCE & THE MACHINE :: FLUME :: THE FLYING SQUAD DUO :: FLYYING COLOURS DUO :: THE FOLKO-OH-NOES :: FONT PLAYS FONT :: FOOL'S IDOL :: FORCES :: FOREIGN/NATIONAL :: FOREST OF GNOMES :: FORMER CHILD STARS :: FOX FAEHRMANN :: FOXX ON FIRE :: FRANKIE SUNWAGON :: FRANZ FERDINAND :: FRAUD MILLIONAIRES :: FREE DRINKS :: FREESTATE :: FRESH KILLS :: FRIDAY'S FOX :: FRIENDS :: FROM THE DEAD SEA :: FULL CONTACT SAFARI :: FULL TONE GENERATOR :: THE FUMES :: FUNK LATIN UNION :: FUNKOARS :: FUNKY C FUNKY DO :: FUTURE FARM :: FUTURE ISLANDS :: THE FYOOGS :: G FLIP :: GALAPAGOOSE :: GALAXY CAT :: GALLEON :: GALLERY ONE :: GANG OF YOUTHS :: GARDEN RUIN :: GAVIN DE ALMEIDA :: GAY PARIS :: THE GELS :: GEMINI DOWNS :: GEMMA THORNE :: GENERATION SWINE :: THE GENEVIEVES :: GEORDIE LITTLE :: GEORGE GLASS :: GEORGIA NIELSEN :: GERMEIN SISTERS :: GET SOME :: GG ALAN BINDIG :: GHOST THIEF :: GHOST WALK :: GHOUL :: GHYTI :: GHYTI (DUO) :: GHYTI & THE PHILANTHROPIC ORCHESTRA :: GINDIANA BONES AND THE SEVERAL KIDNEYS OF THE UNDERGROUND TRAIN STATION :: GINFOX VS HELLO NEWMAN :: GIRL :: GIRL TALK :: THE GIVEAWAYS :: GLASS :: GLASS DUNES :: GLASS SKIES :: GLASS TOWERS :: GLEN AVENTI :: GLENN OSMOND & THE FULLARTONES :: GLISK :: GLITORIS :: GLOWING :: GNARLS BARKLEY :: GOD GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT :: GOD GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT (Lounge Set) :: GOLD BLOOM :: THE GOOD CHINA :: GOOD BOY :: GOODBYE, MOTHER LEOPARD :: GOONBOMB :: GOON WIZARRD :: GOTYE :: GRACE: THE SONGS OF JEFF BUCKLEY :: GRACE CUMMINGS :: GRACE GOODFELLOW :: GRAFTON PRIMARY :: GRAFTON STREET :: THE GRAND RAPIDS :: GRASSHOPPER & THE BUTTERFROGS :: THE GRATES :: GRAVEYARD TRAIN :: GREAT GABLE :: GREEN CIRCLES :: GREENLEAF :: THE GREETING METHOD :: GRENADIERS :: GREY DATURAS :: GRIMES :: GRIMEY :: GROOVE ARMADA :: GROUND COMPONENTS :: THE GROWL :: GUILLAUME SOLO ACOUSTIC :: GUINEAFOWL :: GUN IT :: GÜNTER & THE SAFEWORD :: GYRO :: HÄGÖL :: HAIM :: HAL BIRD :: HALCYON DRIVE :: HALFWAY TO FORTH :: HANA & JESSIE-LEE'S BAD HABITS :: HANNAH FAIRLAMB :: HANNAH YATES :: THE HAPPY ENDINGS :: HAPPY SOMETIMES :: HAR MAR SUPERSTAR :: THE HARD ACHES :: HARD RUBBISH :: HARMLESS HUNTER :: HARMONY :: HARRY FREEMAN :: HARTS :: HARTWAY :: HARVEY RUSSELL :: HAWKS OF ALBA :: HAYSTACKS CALHOON :: HAZY J & THE WASTED DAZE :: HEAPS GOOD FRIENDS :: HEARTLINE :: HEATH WEBER :: THE HEGGARTIES :: HEINOUS CRIMES :: HEKYL :: HELLO ENEMY :: HELLO, LOVER :: HELLO NEWMAN :: HELLS HOIST :: HELMET :: HENRY WILSON :: HEPÉ MATEH :: HESTON DROP :: HEY FEVER :: HEY HARRIETT :: HEY LADY! :: HI, I'M RECLUSIVE AUTHOR THOMAS PYNCHON :: HIDDEN INTENT :: THE HIGH BEAMERS :: HIGH STAKES :: HIGH TENSION :: HIGH VIOLET :: HIGHTIME :: HILLS & TRAINS :: HIT THE JACKPOT :: HOCKEY DAD :: HOFMANN & THE COSMONAUTS :: THE HOLD STEADY :: THE HOLIDAYS :: HOLLY HASTINGS :: HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD :: HOLOGRAPHIC COLTS :: HOLY FORREST :: HOLY FUCK :: HOLY HOLY :: THE HOLY SEA :: HOLY SERPENT :: HOME COURT :: HOME FOR THE DEF :: HOMELY SMELLS :: THE HONEY PIES :: HONEYBEAM :: HORROR MY FRIEND :: HORSE LORDS :: HOSPITAL THE MUSICAL :: HOT MESS :: HOT WINGS :: HOUSE IN THE TALL GRASS :: HOUSE OF JADE :: HOWL AT THE MOON :: HOWL N' BONES :: HOWLING BELLS :: THE HOWLING FOG :: HUBRIS :: HUMBLE BEE :: HUMMINGBIRD :: HUMPHREY B. BEAR :: HUNGRY KIDS OF HUNGARY :: THE HUNTED CROWS :: HURRICANE JANE :: HURRICANES :: THE HUSHES :: HUSTLE HOUSE :: HUXLEY :: THE HYDES :: HYDROMEDUSA :: I, A MAN :: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT WEEZER :: I HEART HIROSHIMA :: I, ICARUS :: ICE ON MERCURY :: ID :: IDLY BY :: IGGY POP & THE STOOGES :: IIAH :: ILLICIT EVE :: IMMIGRANT UNION :: IMOGEN BRAVE :: IMPARTIAL :: THE IMPOSSIBLE QUICHE :: THE INCHES :: INDIAGO :: INSOMNICIDE :: INSTITUT POLAIRE :: INTERCOOLER :: INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF MOJO :: THE INTERNET :: INTERPOL :: INTERSECTION :: INTERZONE EXPRESS :: INTROVERT :: INUETTE :: INWOODS :: IRAAN SANADZADEH :: IRIDIUM :: IRIE KNIGHTS :: THE IRRESPONSIBLES :: ISAAC THOMAS :: ISLE OF CAPRI :: ISLE OF VISION :: IT'S A HOAX :: IT'S A HOAX (INSTRUMENTAL) :: IT'S NOT A PHASE :: IT'S WARSAW :: IVORY :: THE JAY WALKERS :: J-LO BIAFRA :: J-WAH :: JACK HARLON & THE DEAD CROWS :: JACK LONDON :: JACKSON FIREBIRD :: JACKULSON :: JAMES HICKEY :: JAMES PARRY :: JANE'S ADDICTION :: JAPAM :: JAPANDROIDS :: JAPANTHER :: JARVIS :: JARVIS COCKER :: JASON KATSARAS :: JASON SIMON (DEAD MEADOW) :: JAY WALKER AND THE PEDESTRIANS :: JAYNE-ANNE POWER :: JEFF MARTIN & TEREPAI RICHMOND :: JESS DAY :: JESS JOHNS :: JESS KENT :: JESS PORTER :: JESSE DAVIDSON :: JESSE DAVIDSON BAND :: JESSE FRANCIS :: JESSICA RAE :: JESUS CHRIST POSSE :: JETTISON :: THE JEZABELS :: JIKA :: JIMMY & THE MIRRORS :: JIMMY EAT WORLD :: JIMMY MARIN :: JIMMY MOUNTAIN :: JIMMYBAY :: JIMMYBAY & OLLIE KABBANI :: JODECI & SAM :: JOE MCKEE :: JOEL STERN :: JOEL STERN, CURED PINK & TIMOTHY TATE :: THE JOHN STEEL SINGERS :: JOHNNY AMERICAN HORSE :: JOHNNY SEAGULL & THE HOT CHIPS :: JON ADDAMS :: JON ANN :: JON MARCO :: JON MORTIMER :: JONGO BONES & THE BAREFOOT BANDITS :: JONNY BLIZZARD :: JORDAN TITO :: JOSH CALLIGEROS :: JOSHUA JAMES MORPHETT :: JOURNEY WELL SPACE WIZARD :: JOY & SPARKS :: JP COE & THE DELEGATES :: JUDGE MENTAL :: JULIETTE SEIZURE & THE TREMOR DOLLS :: JUMP OVER FENCES :: JUMP! YOU REVOLUTIONARY :: JUNGLE CITY :: JUNGLEMIRE :: JUNIOR V :: JUPITER :: JUPITER (DUO) :: JUPITER LEAD :: JUST DESSERTS :: KAB SAVVY :: KACEY STEPHENSEN :: KAHL WALLIS :: KÁLI SAVILL :: KAMIKAZE :: KAMIKAZE TRIO :: KANGAROO SKULL :: KARL MELVIN :: KASABIAN :: KASAVETT :: KATE VIGO & THE UNDERGROUND ORCHESTRA :: KATIE BRIANNA :: KATIE MILLER :: KATIE POMERY :: KAURNA CRONIN :: THE KAVS :: KAZKARIV :: THE KEEPSAKES :: KELLIE LLOYD :: KELLY MENHENNETT :: KELSHY :: KEMP BROTHERS :: KETTERING :: KHAN :: KIAN :: KICKASS COWGIRLS :: KID SAM :: KIDS IN CULTS :: KIDS WITH TEETH :: KIKUYU :: THE KILL DEVIL HILLS :: KILLED BY CUPID :: KILLER BIRDS :: THE KILLBOT FACTORY :: THE KILLGIRLS :: KILLING CENTRE :: KING DADDY :: KING GIZZARD & THE LIZARD WIZARD :: KING JEFF & THE HOW ARE YOUS :: KING KRILL :: KING KRULE :: KING OF THE NORTH :: KINGS WITHIN :: KINGSTON DOWNES :: KINGSWOOD :: KINS :: KIRK SPECIAL :: KIRK WATT :: KITCHEN WITCH :: KITTEN KONG :: KITTYHAWK :: KLLO :: KOI CHILD :: KOLEH :: KORAL :: KORAL & THE GOODBYE HORSES :: KOSHER SALAMI :: KOTARA :: KRIS WANDERS :: KRISTINA MILTIADOU :: KUČKA :: KURRULTA PARK :: KURT VILE :: KYLE CHARLES HALL :: KYLIE BRICE TRIO :: KYM RÖBEY & THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE :: KYRI :: KYTES OF OMAR :: L.R. MARSH :: LA FEMME LE FEVER :: LACHY BRUCE :: LADY GUNG-HO & THE ANGELS OF STRANGELOVE :: LADY STRANGELOVE :: THE LADYBEATLES :: LADYHAWKE :: LAHARA :: LANCE LAZER & TALIBAND :: LARSEN :: LAST DAYS OF KALI :: LAST DINOSAURS :: LAST THYLACINE :: THE LAST SUPPER :: LATE NIGHT LIES :: LATE NIGHT MATINEE :: LATER THAT NIGHT :: LAURA HILL :: LAURA IMBRUGLIA :: LAUREN ABINERI :: LAW & DISORDER :: LAZARO'S DOG :: LC3'S :: LEAD WORM :: LEADER CHEETAH :: LEAF & STEM :: LEFT :: LEFT ON SEEN :: LEGENDS OF MOTORSPORT :: LEIGHSTARDUST :: THE LEITMOTIF :: LEITMOTIV LIMBO :: LIVE SLUG REACTION :: LEITH JAMES :: LE GATEAU CHOCOLAT :: LEMMINGS :: LEMURIAN :: LENI :: LENIN MCCARTHY :: LEO :: LEAPING FELIX :: LES SAVY FAV :: THE LEVITATORS :: LEX MONSERRAT :: LICKITY SPLIT :: LIFE IN LETTERS :: LIGHTS :: LIKE KITES :: LIKE LEAVES :: LIL VALENTINE :: LILAC COVE :: LILY MOJITO :: LILY ROSE :: LILLY SIM :: LILLYS RADIO :: LIMB KING :: LIMBS AKIMBO :: LINE HONOURS :: LIPSMACK :: LITTLE BRIDGET :: LITTLE CAPTAIN :: LITTLE DRAGON :: LITTLE DUST :: LITTLE ICE AGE :: LITTLE PRINCE :: LITTLE TWO EYES :: THE LIZARDS :: LLAMAGEDDON :: LLEWELLYN THOMAS :: LO! :: LOADED LEOPARD :: LOCAL REVOLUTION :: LOEMAX :: THE LOFTY MOUNTAIN BAND :: LOLA :: THE LONDON ROAD POETS :: THE LONELINESS OF A MIDDLE DISTANCE RUNNER :: LONELY FIRE :: LONELYSPECK :: LONG WALK HOME :: LONI RAE :: LOOCH :: LOON LAKE :: LOOPOLE :: LORDE :: LOREN KATE :: LOS PALMS :: LOST COSMONAUT :: LOST IN TRANSLATION :: THE LOST SHOW :: LOST VALENTINOS :: LOST WOODS :: LOUIS DONNARUMMA :: LOUIS FARK :: LOUISE ADAMS :: LOUISE & THE TORNADOS :: LOUISE ADAMS & THE FRINGE DWELLERS :: LOVE CREAM :: THE LOVE JUNKIES :: LOVE OF DIAGRAMS :: LOVE STEREO :: LOVE ZOMBIES :: THE LOVES :: LUCI :: LUCINDA GRACE :: THE LUCKSMITHS :: LUCY THE BAND :: LUCY ZOLA :: LUKE ASHBY BAND :: LUKE CARLINO :: LUKE DUX :: LUKE ESCOMBE :: LUKE EYGENRAAM :: LUKE GOLDING :: THE LUKE LOUIE TRIO :: LUMENS :: LUMONICS :: MABIINA PARTY :: LYLA :: MAC DEMARCO :: MACH PELICAN :: MACKENZIE :: MAD SHAPES :: MADCLASSIC :: MADURA GREEN :: MAGGIE & LOUIS :: THE MAGGIE PILLS :: MAGIC BONES :: MAGIC MOUNTAIN :: THE MAGNETS :: MAISIE :: MAISIE B :: MAJOR SHADE :: MAKING :: MALLRAT :: MAMMAL :: MAMMOTH :: MAMMOTH LOGIC :: THE MAN HIMSELF :: MANE :: MANI NEUMEIER & THE BITCHES OF ZEUS :: MANNEQUIN DEATH SQUAD :: MANNIX :: MANOR :: MANSIONAIR :: MÄNTRÄ :: THE MARABY BAND :: MARCUS COROWA :: MARCUS WARNECKE & SAM PORTER :: MARDEN :: MARGARET LLOYD & SEB TONKIN :: MARK CURTIS :: MARK CURTIS BAND :: MARK CURTIS & THE FLANNELETTES :: MARLA SINGER :: MARY TREMBLES :: MARY WEBB :: MASEGO :: MASSIVE :: MASTER'S CURIOUS DELIRIUM :: THE MATEHS :: MATHEMATIC :: MATHIEU WERCHOWSKI :: MATT BANHAM :: MATTHEW BARLOW :: MATT HAYWARD :: MATTHEW MILES :: MATT WARD DUO :: MATT WARD & THE RISING SONS :: MATT ZENGERER :: MAUVE :: THE MAX HEADROOM :: MAX SAVAGE :: MAX SAVAGE & THE FALSE IDOLS :: MAYDAY FAIR :: MAYFIELD :: MCKISKO :: MEAKE :: MEANWELL COLLEGE :: THE MEDICS :: MEGAFAUNA :: MELLOW YELLOW :: MELTON PEACH :: MEMORY CASTLES :: MENAGERIE :: MERCY ARMS :: THE MERCY KILLS :: MERE THEORY :: THE MESS HALL :: MESSRS :: METHYL ETHEL :: METZ :: MEZZA, ROACH & HOG :: MEZZANINE :: MICHAEL STOWERS :: MICHAELA JENKE :: MICK ARMSTRONG, ANDY ARMSTRONG & STAN BASTIRAS :: THE MIDDLE EAST :: MIDDLE KIDS :: MIDNIGHT JUGGERNAUTS :: THE MIDNIGHT MARES :: THE MILTON EXPERIENCE :: MIKE MCKEON :: MIKE RADZEVICIUS :: MIKE TILBROOK :: MIKEY (EX ARTAX MISSION) :: MINDSHOWER :: MIO :: MIRRORLINE :: THE MISCHIEF :: MISCHIEF THE CAT :: MISS GOLLY GOSH :: MISS OHIO :: MISS RENEE SIMONE :: THE MISSION IN MOTION :: MM9 :: MODERN DAY RIOT :: MODERN RELICS :: MOGERLAINE :: MOLLY ROCKET :: THE MOLTING VULTURES :: MOMOKO SODA :: MONA LISA OVERDRIVE :: THE MONDAYS :: MONDO PHASE BAND :: MONEY FOR ROPE :: THE MONIKERS :: MONKEY PUZZLE TREE :: THE MONSTER SOCIETY OF EVIL :: MONTES JURA :: MOODY BELLES :: THE MOON DIGITS :: MOONFAKER :: MOONHUNTER :: MORALS OF A MINOR :: THE MORNING AFTER GIRLS :: THE MORS :: THE MORS MODERN MYSTERY SEXTET :: MORTAL AMBITION :: MORTAL WOMBAT :: MOSES SUMNEY :: MOSHPIT GIRLFRIEND :: MOTHER'S CAKE :: THE MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS :: MOTHERSLUG :: THE MOTION BELOW :: THE MOTIVE :: MOTOWN CONNECTION :: MOUNT SELDOM :: MOUNTAIN SONGS :: MOUNTAIN STATIC :: MOUNTAIN STRANGER :: MOUNTAINS IN THE SKY :: MOUNTBATTEN :: MOURGOS GRUND :: THE MOURNING SONS :: MOVE TO STRIKE :: MOVIN' MELVIN BROWN :: M.J. TURNER :: MR. 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:: Monday, June 18, 2007

WHEN IT'S COLD I'D LIKE TO DIE

Far from it for such an esteemed live music publication as this (dont laugh) to comment on something as trivial as the weather: especially from one so hilariously vampiric that the only exposure to the great outdoors I've ever experienced would be the moist chicken-fried precipitation that rains down upon the moshpit during the "wet season" from October to April and that curious agoraphobic whooshing sensation I get whilst fleeing from venue to venue; but holy fucking brass monkey balls has it been COLD this week!! One minute I was blissfully spread-eagled on the tarmac frying slowly to the blazing heat of summer and then BAM! I'm upto me eyeballs in penguins and polar bears. Shit, winter hit SO fucking hard and fast this year it was like it forgot the entirely unnecessary foreplay of autumn, burst throught the backdoor at the last minute and then proceeded to make screaming popsicle sticks of us all in ways more horrific than a proctology exam from Santa Claus! I mean fuck, it was SO cold this week a homeless person died on Friday night in the parklands from exposure to the elements.. freaking EXPOSURE people!! We're talking negative celsius figures here!! What the FUCK is going on!? (stop laughing Canada I can hear you sniggering from the back) Isn't the Howard Government meant to be pumping near enough CO2, styrofoam, bubblewrap and burning car tires into the stratosphere to solve this problem once and for all!? FUUUUUUCK!! When hell finally freezes over it's gonna have NOTHING on this!

I know you people, I know what you're like, your first instinct when faced with such refrigerative horrors would be to hide out amongst the radioactive glow of your home theatre systems, curl up in foetal position, cover yourself in house pets and "hibernate" it out till spring equinox; and yet surprisingly enough the warmest place to be on nights like these ISN'T nestled in the saftey of your own brick and mortar coffins, oh NO kiddies! it's out THERE in the pubs, clubs and live venues of the Adelaide music scene! You need the heat? we got the FIRE BAAABY! So come one, come all, bring your marshmellows and bask in burning hot fury of our speaker stacks; no matter what the weather we're toasty warm aaaaall year round!! :)


THURSDAY NIGHT
Like the rest of you people tonight, I'm at home on a lazy Thursday evening hiding out from the swirling shitstorm of ice hovering over Adelaide city. I'm here safely sequestered in the kitchen; head stuck in the oven, gas cranked on full, lit match poised to launch my very own roman candle into a chorus of smoke alarms overhead when before I know it I'm kidnapped, thrown into a passing van by these 2 likely looking idiots and sent hurtling into the eye of the storm.



My mission at hand this evening was a promo photography session for The Kemp Brothers in the lead-up to their first EP to be released later this year. Considering we ran this entire shoot in the space of 2 minutes sprinting down Union St so as not to die from hypothermia, I doubt there'd be any golden phone calls from RollingStone anytime too soon; still as hit 'n run guerrila photography goes, these shots don't entirely suck :)



With that nonsense despatched with a few well-aimed kill shots, it was off to my usual bipolar live music escapades: running the obstacle course between here at the Cranka..



..and down the road here at The Exeter.



TAUGHT BY ANIMALS
First on the menu tonight is the all-too familiar opening refrains of Taught By Animals at The Cranka as accompanied with a guest appearance by the interpretative dance moves of this recently escaped mental patient. Sure say what you will about the revolving door state of our mental health system or how much his aimless flutterings across the dancefloor remind you of this Sigur Ros filmclip, but you really can't help but be captivated by the simple joy in his eyes that this music brings: of all the superlatives I could EVER express about this band, this simple expression in dance speaks infinite volumes more..



..or at least it would've until he promptly burst into tears moments later and had to be carried off by venue security.. d'oh!

As for Taught By Animals tonight, their performance was a bit of a comical head fuck. Compared to the usual multi-textured bliss I get when Patrick Saracino's running the knobs, here the sound was garbled so incoherantly in myxomatosis through the PA that it sounded like the band were transmitting thru a paper comb an AM radio and a head concussion from the farside of the moon. On the flipside though; the new songs still managed to shine through, especially the hammering guitar riffs of a new track that for want of a foggier recollection was either called Inconsiderate, Inconvenient, Incontinent or Unintelligible "Noise"; fuckit either way get that hooting behemoth on an album, coz it'll rock like all bollocks! :)








THE KEMP BROTHERS
Next it's off to The Exeter, where the lazy scattering of patrons huddled in the front room are treated to the first live set by The Kemp Brothers. Featuring Sean Kemp on minimal drumkit and acoustic guitar, brother Drew Kemp also on acoustic guitar and both harmonising on vocals; the overall effect is quite like a slackarse version of Brain Wilson after 3-4 months in rehab. Simple songs lyricised on simple misunderstandings in love life lost down the plug-hole, it may not be brain surgery, it may not be goats blood and entrails splattering on the walls in rock 'n roll fury, but as acoustica goes it still makes the beer taste just that little bit sweeter (Oh and for all you trainspotters out there: they're playing against the back wall and NOT the front windows overlooking Rundle St tonight; hence more so than ever the ambient lighting here is utterly crapping all over my live photos.. guh!)




Back at the Cranka the second band of the night, Mary Trembles is getting ready to fire up and despite being kicked out moments earlier by security, that same mental patient from before is once AGAIN gracing front of stage with his cheerfully incoherant presence..



MARY TREMBLES
All mental patient hilarity aside though, Mary Trembles (touring from Queensland) could be considered one of a growing resurgence in grunge that's been erupting forth from the indie music scene of late (who knew we'd come full circle so soon when Courtney Love still hasn't finished picking at the carcass that was Nirvana the first time around?). As these sorta things go, the buzz this band produces tonight is nothing short of a molotov cocktail hurled screaming through a police station window. Imagine a weasel'ish combination of "In-Utero" era Nirvana at it's most inebriated, the howling urgency of At The Drive-In and the propulsive chug of The Queens Of The Stone Age and you'd be well on your way to the emergency ward in finding this band. The bassplayer tears at his instrument like a ravenous homeless guy attacking a cooked chicken, whilst the lead singer and guitarist (who spends as much time screaming lyrics OFF microphone as he does on) looks and acts like a dead ringer for Dave Grohl. From the way they tear up the stage I seriously doubt they're toilet trained or house broken, but DAMN do they still rock! :)








THE KEMP BROTHERS (2ND SET)
Returning once more to The Exeter (and switching to a more illuminating slow-shutter flash on camera) The Kemp Brothers are now into their second set. Amongst all the usual bittersweet and shambolic fuzz-pop singalongs, they've also thrown a few unexpected curveballs into the mix: Black Sabbath's "Paranoid", Bon Jovi's "Dead Or Alive" and Metallica's "Enter Sandman" (complete with a down-volumed distortion pedal on the acoustic); from any other lesser tune-smiths this sort've insanity would've been driven out've town with burning torches and raised pitchforks in protest and yet somehow The Kemp Brothers still manage to pull it all off in shambolic style.






INTERCOOLER
Finally back at The Cranka (and with the mental patient nowhere in sight.. *phew!*) it's time for the final headlining act for the night, Intercooler (also touring from Queensland). From as much as my foggy dysfunction of a brain can tell me (I could've sworn I'd heard the name somewhere), Intercooler are one of many indie acts you hear every day on Triple J but otherwise (through no fault of their own) manage to whizz past your ears like a daydream. As such they're reminiscent of a lot've other slacker'esque yet effortlessly infectious indie bands like The Lemonheads or Blind Melon that also whizzed past your ears like a daydream LAST decade. Still as potentially disposable as this sound may be and as bizarre as it may be to have all these songs that scream "summertime" stuffed into near empty venue like this on a Thursday night in the bone-chilling heart of winter; their warm, fuzzy and driven fuzz-pop sounds are no less welcome for it.. aaaaaaaaaah so blissfully toasty! :)









With both venues finishing up, I return to The Exeter once more to catch up with my kidnappers The Kemp Brothers (damn that Stockholm Syndrome is a BITCH!) as I goof off with the remaining drunks still doddering around at the tail end of the night, before being bound, gagged, blindfolded, thrown into a passing car and delivered back mysteriously to my doorstep; my mission this night at last drawing to a confusing yet content and contemplative end. As for the fate of that erstwhile mental patient, who KNOWS where he'll end up next? as it sure as fuck wont be any kind've proper psychiatric care *cough* (it seriously freaked me out when he made an appearance at the Exeter moments later too.. hahahaha!) hmmmm pause and reflect, check the expiry date on your medication.. aaaand fade scene.




FRIDAY NIGHT
Tonight in continuation of the growing ecclectic theme for this weekend, I find sactuary from the encroaching blizzard outside here in the toasty warmth of The Grace Emily to witness the 3rd week of Your Motive For's June residency gigs.



YOUR MOTIVE FOR
Tonight Your Motive For are playing two sets in the backroom, with me arriving just in time to catch them for their first acoustic performance. With the fuzzy upholstered living room furnishings of The Grace Emily as backdrop, upto 5 musicians stuffed onto the tiny stage and with a huddled mass of people seated on the carpets and sofa's before them: the overall mood here is quite reminiscent of Nirvana's MTV Unplugged sessions; only the much puffier 10th year rehab reunion you'd imagine if Kurt Cobain had somehow managed to kick his nasty heroin, painkillers and pointblack shotgun addiction in time to survive his 30th birthday (*sniff* we could only but dream now can we?), or quite like a more mellowed out version of You Am I. Sure you may think music as grizzled and retiring as this would be the last thing you'd find me catching on a Friday night; but with lead singer Heath Weber flailing around like a sheepdog attempting to dry himself and with Sean Kemp doing the Humphrey B Bear dance on percussion fills, the overall effect is quite mesmerising (if not occassionally comical as a result). One of the finest semi-acoustic performances I've seen in The Grace Emily all year!











And now, for no other reason than to make fun of his utterly misguided attempt to use my live music website as his personal dating agency (pffft.. you eeediot!) here's a glamour shot of Heath Weber standing in front of his shiny white "pickup" truck drinking an ice coffee waiting for YOU to call.. OH YES LADIES, HE'S AVAILABLE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?



Now for all you of out there who haven't died laughing, ran screaming, abandoned this blog for reaching a new all-time low (or.. *cough* even ran to the telephone? ooooh errrr!) it's time we exorcise this scruffy (old) F from the arts with a brief and welcome detour in the collect works of Andrew Smart (aka: "Smarty") as found on display upstairs at The Grace Emily: pause, reflect, clear your mind, cleanse your aura and consider the following pieces in deep contemplation..






If you wish to purchase any of the select works above (my photos don't nearly do them justice) chances are the artist will be sure to stumble upon this site and leave a comment in the next few days so you can contact him. Otherwise get drunk at The Grace Emily for near long enough and you'll be sure to bump into him.

And now in leaving this rare high art moment in SPOZ's RANT, we now return you once more to your regularly scheduled dick and fart gags with this unassuming photo here: I'll leave the punchline to you..



..as next stop in my live music misadventures leads me here to the Rocket Bar.



SPECIAL PATROL
Playing tonight we have Special Patrol. A band for want of a more educated opinion (as obviously I'm far too drunk at this point in the night to make any intelligent observations) sounds quite like what you would get if you got The Howling Bells, mixed it with Coldplay, removed Juanita Stein from the former and all the pretensiously wanky elements of the latter and then fronted the band with Fran Healy: the lead singer from Travis. Obviously that's an utterly crap description and I apologise for leading you all astray, so just imagine one of those effortlessly cruisy tweed and corduroy bands you'd hear in an irish pub on a lazy Sunday evening and that'd be your monkey. Just like before at The Grace Emily it appears as if way too many musicians are being comically stuffed into way too small a space on stage but the overall fuzz-pop effect is no less blissfully welcoming. With lead singer Myles loping about the stage like the hunchback of Notre Dame with his Paul Kelly signed guitar projecting a singing voice that almost approaches yodeling and accompanied by an ecclectic ensemble of double bass, single bass, guitars, keys and drums: the combined effect in toasty warmth and melody is JUST the thing for a cold winter's night.










Despite their fluffy slipper lounge-groove being about as far removed from Rocket Bar's usual post-punk / indie scenster vibe as you could get, the increasingly rowdy and drunken crowd packed to the ceilings here are going absolutely nuts to this shit..



..especially Special Patrol's number one fan, the perpetually in hiding Heidi: a longtime friend of mine who's ability to evade the camera lens whilst accompanying me on my photographic journey's on SPOZ's RANT borders on the downright supernatural. Take a good look at this photo peeps, for surely it'll be YEARS before this mysterious midget allows for a return appearance.



S.I.G.I.T.
Anyhoo.. following up next (and the main reason I snuck over here tonight) we have the freak appearance of tonight's headlining act SIGIT (aka: the Super Insurgent Group Of Intemperance Talent) a rock band from Java, Indonesia who mere hours earlier had already shared the stage with the likes of The Beasts Of Bourbon and Children Collide at the Governor Hindmarsh. How a place like Rocket Bar always manages to sneak international bands like this for a second encore under the cover of midnight (just like Dungen last year) is anyone's guess; it's probably one of the main reasons I dig a whacked out scenster haunt like this. As for the band themselves, besides easily taking home the trophy this week for being the most freakingly obscure (and therefore coolest) band of the week (they're from freaking Indonesia people.. INDONESIA!!) they follow it up with a surprising amount of a talent as well. Like starved weasels smoking cigarettes they thrash out a groove that sounds quite like early 60's Beatles mixed with The White Stripes and The Vasco Era driven to an effortless juggernaut of snarling punk fury and catchy pop-rock hooks. They were loud as all buggery and my ears were bleeding but damn did they ROCK! Who knew that crazy archapellego to the north had it in 'em? :)













Satisfied in the littany of carnage that followed, we soon bid farewell to Rocket Bar, knowing that the creeping doom of late-night frost may verily claim us all if escape was not soon sought..



..as we found final sanctuary at the Aussie Pizza House on West Tce, whereupon I gorged myself on this 12'' hybrid monstrosity in chicken asparagus and white pointer (note: most likely not ACTUAL white pointer but more likely the more diminuitive flake midget shark "pointer") before we fled the frostbite to speed ourselves home to waiting paramedics and warm blankets. Yup, it may've been hitting the negative celsius and we could've DIED tonight but we still found more than enough positives to make it worth our while tonight! :)




SATURDAY NIGHT
Tonight I find myself at The Cranka: The Cranka in "BLUE", not to be confused with the Cranka in "RED" from 2 nights ago or the ghetto dive that is the Cranka in "YELLOW". Whether the colour of the lights illuminating over the bar have any effect what'so'ever on the prevailing mood of a night experienced is anyone's guess.. but hey I quite like the blue, we don't nearly get enough of the blue, so when we find blue in abundance we soak it up for all it's worth! (which probably begins to explain the weird tan I had the next day.. hmmmmm?)



TOXIC SHOCK
Up first on stage tonight is a band called Toxic Shock. Other possible names one could ALSO use for this illustrious band would include "Prisoner: The Musical", "The Stormy Summers All-Star Band", or "EGADS!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!"; in short as thrashy oldskool punk rock goes, these guys (or more accurately girls and one guy) sure as fuck ain't subtle. Think the spastic punk of Iggy Pop and the Stooges meets some schlock horror snuff porn soundtrack by way of a comedy routine and you'll be well on your way. Although most lesser mortals would run screaming the other way upon witnessing such a manifestation (and the crowd packed out with what appears to be several rival bikie gangs on a tense stand-off isn't helping) if you love your rock on the verge of near fatal bodily dysfunction then they are surely not without their goofy and near likeable charm. As with all punk: take in small doses, be sure to keep up your fluid intake (I'd recommend LOTS of beer) and make note of all available exits and fire escapes if trouble arises and remember what'ever you do.. DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT!! :)







Oh crap, now I've gone and done it.. *gulp* mummy!?.. help! HEEEEEELP!!!



..and so, before I could get gleefully torn limb from limb as Toxic Shock's latest human sacrifice, it's off across the road to the relative safety and sanctuary of The Electric Light Hotel..



LEIGHSTARDUST
..although that "safety" is somewhat questionable when I come face to face with the opening act that is LeighStarDust. She may look all cute and fluffy here with her one-woman show so frolicky and carefree but that sound, that UNHOLY FREEAAKY SOUND!! YOU COULD NOT POSSIBLY COMPREHEND THE MADNESS THAT SHE DOTH UNLEASH!! *ahem* ok sorry, getting a bit carried away here. Yup that's LeighStarDust, solo act, playing on the keyboards; she performs in chipmunk vocals, cutesy drum machines and looping synth melodies the songs that you'd quite imagine as the perfect soundtrack for The Carebears Movie. Yet, somehow I'm not gouging my eyeballs out and screaming blood as funnily enough, it's actually pretty damn cool and it may actually be possible to enjoy an entire set of it without contracting type two Diabetes and dropping into a coma.. WOOOO! As more intelligent reference points for this go: imagine Angie Hart from Frente fronting LCD Soundsystem, the wacky synth grooves of Hot Chip or what you'd get if you dosed Amanda Palmer from The Dresden Dolls screamingly upto her eyeballs on a near lethal dose of Prozac. If you don't have a goofy grin on your face after this then surely you have a heart of stone and you must be destroyed!




Although in utterly ecclectic moments like these: escaping from Toxic Shock to LeighStarDust does make me wonder if I've simply jumped from the frying pan into the oven. I mean shit, just LOOK at this keyboard, it's got sparkly stars on it.. FREAKING STARS PEOPLE, WAAAUUUGGHH!!



ANGELIK
..and so I flee once more back to The Cranka to face a fate far worse than death in the form of Angelik as they're performing tonight in celebration of lead singer Laken's birthday (which as we all know could only possibly mean ONE thing: everyone's gonna need a liver transplant!). As for the entirely inconsequential music portion of this live set (which I've described numerous times before.. trust me, it ain't rocket science!) think Gwen Stefani's evil twin fronting the punk-rock fury of The Distillers. They're drunk dumb as fuck, loud as fuck, they come as you like 50,000 deranged toddlers armed with sledgehammers aiming for your crotch ready to bring you screaming to your knees but OOOH FUCK DO THEY ROCK!









Of course, your own opinion of this band may or may not entirely depend on how retardingly drunk you are at the time of impact; when in doubt drink a lot.. and I mean A LOT, just like THIS satisfied customer larging it up in the crowd.. look how happy he is! WEEEE! :)



BRUNATEX
Obviously, even in my near comatose state (oops, there goes my liver!) this wasn't a crowd I could survive long without a punctured lung and half my face splattered up against the walls. So, just after Angelik ground up the mosh with their infectious anthem "Rolling", I headed back to The Electric Light Hotel just in time for Brunatex's LAST song and thus present you with my utterly lame attempt to photograph (and describe) said band "Brunatex" with only 2-3 minutes of a song to spare (*ahem* ooops!). As much as I'm dimly aware, tonight is their return appearance after a few years in relative hiatus from a scene they've been playing since the late 90's (gee don't I feel like an idiot for almost missing it) and as much as I can gather from ONE song (and half of it at that), they're like a curious mix between the vocal refrains of Kate Bush and Bloc Party's less driven instrumental post-punk fury. Hmmmm.. obviously I can't quite decide if I like them or not yet (or leap to any ridiculously ill-informed conclusive) so clearly more observation in the field will be required. Never fear Brunatex I will get you yet, I will get you good! MUHAHAHAHA!






THE FINISHING SCHOOL
Finally to finish off our musical entertainment this evening, we couldn't have a more apt headliner act tonight than a band by the name of The Finishing School; although something tells me (considering how much alcohol I've drunk just prior to this at The Cranka) that this "Finishing School" is gonna have one helluva an uphill battle to make ME more refined in the experience of it. Still with sounds as smooth as these guys deliver you couldn't ask for a better curtain closer. If PJ Harvey and Thom Yorke were to be both dosed up on vicodin and coerced into fronting a ragtag band of gypsies then they'd sound quite like this.. in fact if you DO happen to have that duet they did called "This Mess We're In" you'd have a near spot on reference point to work with (hmmmm I wonder if I'm giving them any ideas here.. hint hint!) Yup, they may be dangerously close to the sort of band you'd get to play a wine and cheese festival in the Barossa Valley, but they still do one blissed out cover of Air's "All I Need" that'll just about floor you.. and for that I cannot praise them enough! :)










Now that I've inadvertantly managed to cover 5 bands in one night without even meaning to (how the hell did THAT happen again?) It's time I spare the gentle folk at Electric Light the alcoholic disaster zone that is Spoz in full-flight and drag my gurgling arse back down the road..



..as I arrive just in time for the second happy hour at The Cranka at 1AM (oh yes kiddies, they have TWO happy hours now! as much as I ridicule this place, you gotta love them for that!)..



..although it appears The Cranka has become nowhere near less the scary in my absense after Angelik blasted all patrons to the four walls, as in their fateful wake we see the arrival of these pan-dimensional space aliens. I'd like to think that Saturday night's resident DJ Fatboy Slum is to blame for these circus freaks in attendance tonight (as sources tell me THESE were the lengths people were willing to go to so they could win the new White Stripes CD), but even somebody as fuckoff insane as HIM couldn't possibly be responsible for THIS horror..



..or this horror when joined by his even creepier friend..



..or what could only be the world's most flamboyantly gay superhero..



..and OH CRAP!? WHAT KINDA FUCKED UP HALLOWEEN MONSTROSITY IS THIS!?
(oh wait my apologies that's just Angelik's guitarist, Sam "The Bullet" Baroudi)



..oh that's IT! fuck this I'm getting outta here! this shit's gone too far! WAAAUAUAGHHH!!



It's at this point of the night that I would like to think I did the sensible thing and went home, or in the very least was unceremoniously despatched by one of the many up and coming Adelaide bands that I've been ridiculing of late (*cough* Morals Of A Minor? no wait that can't be it I actually love that shit now! fuck the difference a year makes aye?) after they finally catch up with me along with some of their hired goons, beat me five ways senseless to sunrise, tie my hands and feet, stuff me in a pinewood box and bury me alive up to my neck in flesh eating ants with nothing but a sherbet straw and some toothpicks to dig my way to freedom (*sigh* I can only wish I had THAT much of an effect on the music scene!) but of course as we ALL know, none of these things happened and I merely ended up at Shotz like every other weekend before it making an absolute twat of myself on the dancefloor. Such is life, such is life best further undocumented so as not to scar you for life from experiencing the secondhand horrors of it..



..and so there we have it kiddies! Despite suffering through a little ice-age blizzard over the CBD, despite not being able to feel my fingers and toes and despite living in constant fear that the next time I fall asleep I'll freeze over and thaw out 1000's of years later in a world with no shrimp, I STILL found ways to keep toasty warm this week by basking in the white hot heat that is the Adelaide music scene. You don't need to burn banned books in this town when you've got the bass baaaby.. OOOOYEAAH!! :)

Previously on Spoz's Rant: Buried Alive

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