hi.. I should've posted this weekend report.. like.. days ago.. like, maybe.. at the end of the weeked.. yeah! that would've worked!.. but.. um.. I didn't.. coz.. yeah.. I'm a slack bitch.. so sue me.. or better yet.. dont.. why? coz dammit.. I don't owe you anything.. you're reading this website thru your own free will.. (well except.. all apologies to the prisoners of Guantanemo Bay who are likely being tortured by daily readings from this website.. say hi to David Hicks for me.. no.. I don't know him personally.. I'm not a terrorist.. please don't arrest me!) yeah.. um.. why am I writing this post with more than the usual allotment of retarded dots? um.. er.. shit.. fuck.. um.. crap.. I dunno.. I just have nothing to say right now.. maybe it's writer's constipation.. or accumilative brain damage from all the alcohol I drunk on the weekend.. yay dead braincells!
um.. yeah.. lemme just put you out've ya misery of my crappy writing and show you them shiny idiot photos..
and now for the quick run down of all the shit I got up to..
yeah, kinda like confession.. except I'm not catholic.. and.. I'm actually proud of all this retarded shit!THURSDAY NIGHT
played another one of them crazy solo gigs.. and I wuz expecting maybe, oh.. I dunno.. 5 people to turn up.. likely less.. play some wacky beats whilst tumbleweeds blow past the Enigma Bar.. but instead of playing to a smiling void.. I was faced with 100's of kiddie punks.. like crazy underaged spikey haired / just recently graduated from listening to Good Charlotte / Avril Lavigne wimpy skate punk kids.. punk as a fashion statement.. punk as a commodity.. yeeeesh.. these people drive me nuts.. where's the REAL punk huh? wot about the CLASH? the RAMONES? SEX PISTOLS? does any of this ring a bell with you idiots?? yeah.. anywaze.. it's my problem.. I'll deal with it.. overall tho'.. it wuz a good gig.. had to change the setlist on the night to work a more spikey haired aggressive edge.. had maybe 10 or so people occassionally popping up.. giving me the thumbs up.. "heey doood.. coool beats!".. so yeah.. well worth the stupidity..FRIDAY NIGHT
yup.. here wuz yet another one of those Adelaide music scene specials.. where every local band decides to play all their gigs on the ONE night only to leave the place a ghost town the following.. and so, I faced the daunting task of fitting it all in, running from the JADE MONKEY (to catch MIRRORLINE and BRILLIG) to the LIZARD LOUNGE (to catch SWEEPER).. back and forth like a crazy person.. funnily enough I didn't remember that much from the night.. coz I DID drink a whoooole gonzo load of beer (probably explains this neandering post tonight).. but I do remember ending up in SHOTS (again).. and finally eating some especially trashy HUNGRY JACKS.. one wonders how I managed to get home alive.. ;)SATURDAY NIGHT
there was nothing on.. and I mean.. NOTHING on.. so.. with nothing better to do.. I did as I usually do in situations like this.. I went to see a movie.. "THE ISLAND".. and yeah, despite it... wot.. only grossing $21 in the US box office.. and getting mixed reviews.. I really LIKED this movie.. it actually kicked some serious arse.. worked the 'ol imagination (like good sci-fi should) and almost made up for previous abominations directed by Michael Bay, ARMAGGEDEON and the-worst-movie-I-ever-had-the-displeasure-of-not-eating-me-own-arm-off-and-escaping-from.. PEARL (freaking arse-stain horror) HARBOUR.. the worst movie I've ever seen, even worse than WILD WILD WEST or MISSION TO MARS.. yeah.. but really.. THE ISLAND? go see it.. it freaking rocks.. one of the better sci-fi movies I've seen this year (or last year for that matter).. spoz gives it the thumbs up..
phew.. yeah.. that wuz me weekend..
Previously on Spoz's Rant: Barnyard Oddities