UNDERNEATH THE RADAR
happy birthday to me!.. happy birthday to me!.. happy birthday to me!..
eeeee! eeee! w00t w00t! *burp*.. no.. wait.. it's not me birthday..
my birthday wuz a few days ago.. April 2nd to be exact..
wot!!?? you mean I forgot to tell ya..?
guess I just snuck that little puppy under the radar now didn't I?.. :)
but, seriously WHY DIDN'T YA REMEMBER YA SLOPPY FUCKS!!??
IS IT TOO MUCH TO FREAKING ASK.. TO REMEMBER MYYYY BIRTHDAY!!??
HUH!!!?? WOT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEEOPLE??
(probably coz I did my very best to make sure peeps forgot.. hahaha.. yeah, I dunno why either)
anywaze.. for those of you who did remember.. cheers for the beers.. and for not hiring strippers to humiliate me in front of everyone in nothing but me boxers and beergut.. (still, that was damn funny witnessing it last weekend tho'.. mental note: don't invite Chelsea to me birthday parties.. could get ugly)
for those living in ignorance.. here wuz my weekend spent avoiding all YOU lot.. ;)
(or otherwise burying me head in the proverbial sand.. ostrich style..)
and now, as likely is needed when I show yet another lot of my stoner obscure photo's.. here's the explaination of wot the hell all this shit means..
1 - 4 :: for those of you formerly from Adelaide (or currently buried in a barrel in Snowtown), these are photo's from the new Austral Beergarden.. yes, that's right.. THAT is wot they did to the most stoner of vegetated beer gardens in inner city Adelaide.. they went and made a uber shiny 21st century brick shithouse out've it.. all coz some dickheads who built a apartment complex / hotel / wot'ever the fuck.. decided to complain about the noise levels.. on a venue that's existed there since the 19th century.. thus forcing this $ 2 million soundproofing.. which they now rather jokingly call.. "THE BUNKKA" (likely stolen from a joke I made when they suggested they needed to re-do the joint in soundproofing.. to which I said.. "wot, bury the fucker in concrete like a nuclear bunker?".. hmm.. next time I open me mouth with another dumbarse idea.. make sure I copyright it first.. peeps keep stealing me genius dammit!!).. anywaze, the whole thing reminds me of a room you'd more likely run thru whilst killing cybernetic demons with a plasma rifle / shotgun or BFG 9000, than actually listen to music in.. but hey, as remodel's go.. it doesn't suck half bad.. they just need to get rid of the echo's bouncing up the ceiling, fix the lack of furniture and stage.. and, get rid of all the yuppie wankers who are more than likely to infest the joint.. listening to shitty DJ spun eurotrash disco house cheese..
5-6 :: on the same night they had the relaunch of the AUSTRAL beergarden.. there wuz also a late night opening of TOYS R US (soon to be renamed - "BANKRUPT R US".. ) with their midnite star wars toy sale thingy.. basically an excuse to turn up pissed and make fun of all the geeks.. and WOW, did they turn up by the dozen.. I even congratulated one personally for directing LORD OF THE RINGS.. (seriously.. if it wuzn't Peter Jackson shuffling around with a fuzzy beard, tubby beergut, shorts and sandles.. then it must've been his less successful brother Elroy..) thus.. as we can see, endless photo opportunities with freaks dressed as Tie Fighter pilots and Storm Troopers.. (if we were sober.. it would've been tragically lame.. drunk, it's damn near a wonderland of hijinx.. yeeeHAR!)
7 :: the band "Hunting Season".. um.. yeah, that's about it.. nice lights tho'..
8 :: apparently I was here at the Governor Hindmarsh on Saturday Night to see LOVE OUTSIDE ANDROMEDA.. coz, hey.. why the hell not? of course.. I never heard of these guys before.. so I just drank beer and took stupid photo's instead.. (if I could actually remember wot they sounded like.. I'd say they were good..)
9 :: yeah, fuck.. I dunno.. its a random stoner photo.. ok? (I think it fails on all levels to try and be arty tho'.. but look.. it's in focus! and wow.. lighting!!)
yeah.. that's about it for now..
and if your wondering why I ain't posting blogs more often..
well.. keep wondering..
coz I ain't accountable fer shit..
it's my freakin' blog biaaatch..
Previously on Spoz's Rant: Just Pretend You're Swatting Imaginery Bats