UNDER THE INFLUENCE
this weekend was brought to you by Coopers Pale Ale and Puff The Magic Dragon.. speaking of such, does anyone else find it odd that Indonesia has the strictest anti drug laws.. yet is the same place reknown for it's high quality green sticky icky? anyone heard of Thai Buddha? Thai Stick? that whole Leonardo DiCaprio film "The Beach" with the Indonesian island and all the weed? yeah.. funny that.. it's like they don't want people importing inferior quality weed.. or competiting drug dealers who'd take vital income away from their monkey traders.. or maybe it's some fucked up kinda South Australian fruit fly kinda syndrome, maybe they think all other weed is an insult.. eh, who knows? Indonesia, the place that lets a person who kills 200 people go free.. and yet condemns people to death for importing a plant.. figure that one out..
aaaanywaze.. so it wuz another freaking huge carcrash of a weekend.. another imploded wreckage of beer bottles and brain cells scattered all over the sidewalk.. gravity with a mind all of it's own and you've long since lost your own.. spinning walls.. flashing lights.. cheap beers and upstairs DJ's.. aaah yes, the weekends that make it all worth the while.. weekends that remind you.. THIS is why you drag y'self out of the house at night on a Friday and Saturday.. I only have fragmented memories of wot the hell actually happened.. but hey, that's why I keep a digital camera on me.. kinda like Guy Pierce in MEMENTO.. just minus all the crazy tattoos telling me "John G Killed and Raped my Wife".. coz yeah, how the hell would I end up with a wife in the first place?..
anywaze.. nuff shite from me.. best to let the photo's speak for themselves..
(and no, I can't explain why all these photo's are "red" either.. perhaps it's a sign?)
to explain.. coz obviously.. some idiots are gonna wanna know wot the fuck this shit is all about.. the first bunch of photo's are from the mindless carnage that wuz Friday Night - BIT BY BATS at Jade Monkey.. supported by the damn near obnoxiously cute girl rock band from Queensland, "The Grates".. and some crazy can't remember the fucking name of other support band, who were most memorable for having a band member with a backwards mullet.. (business at the back... party at the front..) a night that soon devolved into a gibbering nonsense with a bunch of us at some dude's house at 5AM devouring left over microwaved curry and making late night prank calls (hi dave!), yeah.. go figure..
2nd bunch of photo's.. the lunatic suburban holocaust that wuz Sean Kemp's 30th birthday party.. and in case ya know OF the Kempy.. and his drunken antics.. lets just say.. public nudity hilarity was involved.. many photo's were taken.. (and no, I don't have any on me.. yeeeesh).. someone managed to suffer 2nd degree burns coz they thought it'd be funny to jump a bonfire in full blaze.. a smoke machine gone beserk.. a cake fight.. a deceptively camoflaged swimming pool (with no fence) that almost claimed a victim who thought the "pool cover" was solid ground.. many many MANY beers.. drunken live band antics.. many appearances by the cops.. a drunk psycho with an axe.. aaaah.. brings back memories of trashy teenage parties.. except, at least here.. people didn't all pass out from chronic alcohol poisoning after emptying 2 bar fridges by 9PM.. (yeah, that's my high school for ya..)
yeah.. so, that wuz my weekend.. any questions?
Previously on Spoz's Rant: Freaky Friday