MISH MASH IN THE MOSH
yup.. once again we present an idiot selection of photo's from last weekend's brain destroying beer soaked entertainment.. this time brought to you by those crazy cats SHIHAD, formerly known as PACIFIER, formerly known as SHIHAD, formerly known as PYGMY 7 ARSE IMPLOSION, formerly known as YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE (YEAH, WHADDA YOO GONNA DO ABOUT IT?).. fuckit, I dunno.. seriously.. why the fuck would you waste 2 years under the name PACIFIER to try to crack into the USA music market (since "Shihad" sounded too much like "Jihad" and would likely offend too many.. um.. republicans.. maybe even Brian Denehey.. the pudgy faced fuck..) only then to change your name BACK to Shihad.. when you realise the entire USA music market is filled with bling bling RnB fuckwits and corporate friendly punk rock.. and there's no room fer the likes of you.. wot with yer full throttle rock riffs, yer screaming lunatic frontman with the unlikely name of John Toogood, yer crazy obssession with Clockwork Orange and 70's apocalypse movies.. yeah.. you guys rock.. dont go trying to crack the USA music market.. they'll just arse rape ya like carnival clowns.. or worse yet, put you in one of those freakin' ipod adverts... yeeeesh..
*ahem*... aaanywaze.. here's the photos..
(and no, I can't explain the styrofoam either..)
aaaah yes.. you gotta love gigs at Adelaide Uni Bar.. you gotta love it when there's a moshpit.. and being the insane shitmonkey that I am.. I went INTO that mosh.. that mosh packed like sardines with no ventilation.. yes.. that's how I got those photo's.. only to emerge.. completely saturated in 50% sweat and 50% beer.. (and none of it was mine).. yeah.. I reckon one of them medical forensics tv show's will have an episode like that.. where everyone goes into a mosh like that.. and die horribly from some subtropical bateria strain that only grows in armpit collectives 100 people and above.. I swear I must've caught something from it.. eh fuckit.. it wuz worth it..
fucken good gig tho'.. those crazy kiwi bastards sure know how to rock.. welcome back SHIHAD.. it's been too long aye?
and no.. I didn't do anything Saturday.. coz I wuz a cheap bastard..
but hey.. there's always NEXT weekend..
Previously on Spoz's Rant: The Big (Freaking) Day(s) Out