:: Tuesday, July 27, 2004
BUILD IT UP, TEAR IT DOWN
it really makes me wonder sometimes (well, ok.. only just NOW) wot kinda lunatic.. many thousands of years ago.. actually INVENTED the weekend? was it someone in the catholic church? those crazy egyptians? no other animals have weekends.. so, obviously WE invented them.. or perhaps it wuz aliens landin' in little UFO's to teach us..
weekends.. they live outside of reality, they have their own funny little rules to them, a LOT of people live life precariously thru them.. a lot of people dont even have them at all.. and it's all the same for them.. just one bland featureless life stretchin' from birth to death..
without weekends.. there'd be insanity, with the screaming, the burning, the nuclear fallout and the crazy mutants.. hmmm.. in actual fact.. that SOUNDS like a lot of MY weekends.. ;)
anywaze.. 'nuff bullshit.. here's MY weekend..
(and no, I got NO fuckin' clue wot's in that sink either..)
and now for the mindnumbing play by play statistics..
1 do-it-yself SUBWOOFER vs GOODHED gig at the Clown n Spanka..
(many thanks to Wokka for saving the day as our "last-minute mixer monkey".. you ROCK!)
1/2 jug of Coopers Pale Ale downed in less than 5 seconds..
4-5 pints Coopers Pale Ale
1 Spoz Dog (theeeey're baaaaaaaaaaack!)
1 puff da wookie..
1 drunken Meat Pie at 4AM..
1 movie - I, ROBOT (actually real good.. in a sci-fi brain sort've way..)
1 TRAFALGARS gig at JIVE (free entry, cheers to the scary shaved head bouncer guy..)
7-8 Pints Coopers Pale Ale..
1 brief drunken rampage thru FOWLERS LIVE..
1 puff da wookie..
funny thing about all of this.. Friday night almost killed me with beer, but.. as I've noted in the past.. if you get destroyed in beer on the 1st night, if you get EQUALLY destroyed with beer the 2nd night.. both events cancel each other out.. and you wake up the 3rd day.. feeling kickarse.. ;)
(seriously.. I'm a freakin' beer athlete..)
hmmm.. definitely one of those weekends that took a while to process..
now it's back to the caffeine abuse, computer screens and bad lightin'..
Previously on Spoz's Rant: Dead Cities
:: Spoz 11:27 PM |