FOR SALE - ONE WEEKEND, UNUSED, STILL IN ORIGINAL PACKAGINGthe eye of the storm..
the quiet centre of monk-like contemplation..
the zen garden..
raking pebbles..
trimming bonsais..
accumilative caffeine buildup..


but hey, every now and then you gotta sit a game on the bench..
build your army..
gather some weekend frequent flyer miles..
all ready to implode in a drunken rampage come next weekend..
*BOOOOOM!*
so.. fer laughs,
here's THIS weekend's scorecard..
FRIDAY NIGHT0 / zilch / big fat nada..
SATURDAY NIGHT3 Crown Lagers
2 packets of Beef Jerky
1 idiot suburban pub - HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAIG, YA BIATCH!!
(wow.. how did THAT beer sneak in here!!?)
I really got WAAAY too much work done this weekend..
all this productivity? DAMN..
so, next weekend..?
ME GONNA FUCK SHIT UP!! AUAUAUAUAUAUAUAAUUHHH!!!!
Previously on Spoz's Rant:
The Weekend Warrior