:: Tuesday, May 16, 2006
WINAMP MAGIC 8 BALL
for your amusement today.. here's a cheap idea I stole from PETSTARR, who originally stole the idea from some stonerarse jesus freak by the name of FRANK PARATER, who in turn stole it from some twat called CURT JESTER, who in turn stole the idea from.. well.. um.. who the fuck knows.. um.. wot's my point here? I dunno.. fuckit.. wot do you care?
the concept is simple - load up your entire music collection in your iPOP, MP3 player, WINAMP, Windows Media Player or wot'ever the fuck.. hit shuffle.. ask a series of dumb questions, and the random song titles that then appear will provide you with all the answers you need.. got it? cool.. on with the show then..
1. HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE ME?
:: The Used - On My Own
hahahaha, yeah.. ok.. so the world sees me as a desperate shut-in loser who seriously needs a shower, shave, a haircut, some sunlight and perhaps a freaking girlfriend.. YAY ME! (hmmm, perhaps it's about time I fired my publicity agent) oh, and many thanks to WINAMP for ruining my reputation from the get go by choosing a FREAKING EMO SONG as my first pick!! fucking hell maaaan.. out've 6240 songs why did ya hafta go and chose THIS one?? sheeeeesh! ;)
2. WILL I HAVE A HAPPY LIFE?
:: Interpol - Evil
OOOOOOOYEAAAAH!!! now ya talking! so.. a future of diabolical mass destruction and retarded mischief making is in the cards for me? can't freaking wait.. perhaps I'll be the next unholy scourge to western civilization.. weeeeeee! :)
3. WHAT DO MY FRIENDS REALLY THINK OF ME?
:: Black Eyed Peas - Request Line
hahahaha yup, sounds about right.. now if only 1/2 of them would lose my mobile number on the weekends I could actually get a moment's peace.. (oh, and for the record this song is from the BLACK EYED PEAS album that DOESN'T totally suck balls "BRIDGING THE GAP" released in 2000 - ie: before FERGIE fucked everyone up.. so, don't go thinking I'm listening to TOP 40 shite here.. ;)
4. WHAT DO PEOPLE SECRETLY THINK OF ME?
:: U2 - Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses
um, ok.. this either means people think I'm some kinda free spirited wild-haired hippie that can't be tamed.. or.. um.. I really dont WANNA know wot the fuck this means (oh, and once again thanks to WINAMP for zeroing in on the LAMEST songs in my collection.. bastard!)
5. HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY?
:: DJ Shadow - Midnight In A Perfect World
yup, makes perfect sense.. for I DO like the witching hour.. and wot could be a more perfect world than a night out on the piss with some live bands and everything's kicking into a demented frenzy as midnight hits.. coz hey, when you've been going wacky 1/2 the night and 1/2 the night's still ahead of ya.. wot could be better? aaaaaah :)
6. WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY LIFE?
:: Something For Kate - Say Something
well I DO run a website here called "SPOZ's RANT".. so far, so good..
7. WILL I EVER HAVE CHILDREN?
:: Moving Units - Submission
this either means I should just submit to my base biological imperative already and spawn a fuckload of annoying ankle-biters to populate the world.. or, IF I DO have kids, they're destined to control me and suck the life away from me.. either way I'm not all that enthused..
8. WHAT IS SOME GOOD ADVICE FOR ME?
:: A Perfect Circle - Pet
yup, screw having kids.. I'll just go get me a dog instead.. :)
9. HOW WILL I BE REMEMBERED?
:: D12 - Bugz 97 (Skit)
um.. ok, this is kinda abstract.. you mean to tell me I'll be remembered for being some kinda washed up DETROIT innercity gangsta from the late 90's? riiiiiight..
10. WHAT IS MY SIGNATURE DANCING SONG?
:: Prodigy - Everybody In The Place (Fairground Remix)
hahahaha.. sheeeiit.. not too bad WINAMP MAGIC 8 BALL, not bad at all! I could totally cut sick to this shit on the dancefloor.. :)
11. WHAT DO I THINK MY CURRENT THEME SONG IS?
:: Garbage - Why Don't You Come Over
that's right laaadies.. come visit the SPOZman for some reaaaal good time luvin' BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (weird they'd think of my like that tho'.. I'm not just a SEX OBJECT! I'm a REAL HUMAN BEING WITH FEEELINGS DAMMIT!! *sniff* )
12. WHAT DOES EVERYONE ELSE THINK MY CURRENT THEME SONG IS?
:: Tendahook - Karma Sutra
ok.. I'm sensing a trend here.. arrr fuckit.. who's game? apparently the MAGIC 8 BALL's got sex on the brain.. and it's telling me everyone thinks I'm a real demon in the sack.. so, lets go freakin' nuts yo! :)
13. WHAT SONG WILL PLAY AT MY FUNERAL?
:: Prodigy - Baby's Got A Temper
hahahaha.. fuckin' nice one.. and apparently the MAGIC 8 BALL has a sense of humour too, considering the lyrics to this song contains the signature line - "THIS TIME THERE CAN BE NO FUNERAL".. guess the rumours of my death will be totally unfounded then? nifty.. always wanted to fake my own death at least ONCE in my lifetime ;)
14. WHAT TYPE OF WOMEN DO YOU LIKE?
:: Sneaker Pimps - Roll On
ok.. this is just plain confusing.. apparently I've either got a thing for chicks who have good underarm hygiene (ummmm?), chicks who give really good handjobs (say wot now?), chicks with their hair in curlers (eeeeesh!), or I dunno.. female truckdrivers (AAAAAAAAHH GET AWAAAY!!).. seriously, wot the FUCK is my MAGIC 8 BALL trying to tell me here? perhaps I broke it?
15. WHAT IS MY DAY GOING TO BE LIKE?
:: Marilyn Manson - Wormboy
"I know I'm slipping.. I know I'm slipping.. I know I'm slipping awaaaaaay!" gee.. that good huh? that's it.. MAGIC 8 BALL, yer FIRED!!
:: Spoz 7:20 PM |