:: Wednesday, May 24, 2006
666 THE COLLECTOR'S ITEM OF THE BEAST
last friday afternoon, I went out and bought meself a bunch of shiny new CD's.. APHEX TWIN - CHOSEN LORDS, DRESDEN DOLLS - YES VIRGINIA, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS - STADIUM ARCADIUM and TOOL - 10000 DAYS.. now normally, such a trivial act as this wouldn't be considered anywhere near blogworthy.. till you realise, that in terms of my CD collection.. these CD's are numbered 661, 662, 663 - 664 (double CD) and 665 respectively..
which brings me right upto the brink of a particularly ominous milestone coming up - CD number 666, the collector's item of the beast (insert creepy OMEN'esque choirs of howling soprano's) ooooh yes.. be afraid kiddies.. be VERY AFRAID! THE END IS NIGH!! MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
which then begs the question.. WHAT should my CD number 666 be?
should I go for the cliche and obvious choice? something in the most extreme of thrashing death metal sub ouvres? ie: some kinda ridiculously overblown scandinavian goth act where all the members looks like rejects from LORD OF THE RINGS playing chainsaws and bleeding from the eyeballs? or do I go for a much more sickeningly perverted choice? something so vile, so crassly commercial, so horribly TOP40 that it'd make all the other CD's on the shelf cower in absolute terror? the sorta CD that'd make CRAZY FROG look like SGT PEPPERS by comparison?
of course I could easily make this choice myself but I thought it'd be more hilarious (and much more diabolical) if I let YOU, my blog viewing audience make the decision for me..
so, hit me up with your most vile of sickening filth in the comments box.. and I shall go forth and purchase your most insane of suggestions this June the 6th 2006, the day of the beast - 6/6/06.. just to see wot hell breaks loose :)
do your worst! I dare ya!
:: Spoz 5:37 PM |