:: Tuesday, April 25, 2006
FORTUNE COOKIE TRAVELLER
aaah, 'tis amazing the little nuggets of truth you'll find on the back of ADELAIDE METRO bus tickets..
PLEASANT THOUGHTS MAKE PLEASANT LIVES.
correction: and yet, 99% of the drugs or recreational pursuits that provide this feeling have now since either been made illegal, or are considered bad for your mental health.
DO NOT CHOOSE TO BE WRONG FOR THE SAKE OF BEING DIFFERENT.
translation: we the ruling party are always correct, YOU are wrong and will be crushed!
FEAR IS THE PARENT OF CRUELTY.
translation: it's SO good to see the war on terrorism is going really well, aye?
YOUR SMILE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU WEAR.
correction: and yet, if you leave the house like that you'll likely be arrested for indecent exposure.
NOTHING MAKES PEOPLE GO INTO DEBT LIKE TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH PEOPLE WHO ALREADY ARE.
correction: um.. ok.. so, explain to me again how the global economy works?
TO KNOW ONE'S IGNORANCE IS PART OF KNOWLEDGE.
translation: a healthy brain destroying drug habit is key to ANY higher educational pursuit.
WEALTH BUYS LEISURE BUT NOT WISDOM.
translation: which is a damn scary thought considering all the multinational corporations now running this planet into the ground.
EVERY ENDING IS A NEW BEGINNING.
translation: every dumb movie is guarenteed to have an even more retarded sequel.
IF WE DON'T STAND FOR SOMETHING, WE'LL FALL FOR ANYTHING.
translations: which is why most democratic 2 party political systems look alike now.
LIFE IS A CANVAS - YOU FILL IN THE PICTURE.
correction: just because there's a canvas available, doesn't mean you SHOULD fill in the picture with any 'ol bullshit you just happen to find lying around, and yet, try telling THAT to HOLLYWOOD, NETWORK TELEVISION or the MUSIC INDUSTRY (or the writer of this ere blog for that matter.. ahahahaha!)
yup, wise words indeed!
:: Spoz 5:31 PM |