:: Wednesday, March 22, 2006
WHEN SEAGULLS GO BAD
back when I wuz a kid at the beach with me fish n chips, I used to love them wacky seagulls.. used to love feeding them me spare scraps of food.. they'd squabble and fight amongst themselves.. they'd jump around like idiots.. they looked so stupid and helpless..
"awwww look, one of 'em's only got one leg.. lets feed it!"
yeah.. I used to think they were cool.. I used to think they were me friends.. but just LOOK at 'em with their beady little eyes.. they've been exploiting our generousity.. they've been scheming away in their little brains.. and one day.. they're gonna FUCK US UP!
there's a lot more of 'em around now for one.. just you try and get a moment's peace with your food at the beach when there's 100's of the fuckers swarming around you all pestering for a spare scrap of food.. so many dumb kids like meself feeding them over the years, and now there's swarms of the little bastards.. and when there is so many of 'em.. wot happens NOW if we stop feeding them?
consider if you will (and there's surely enough of 'em roaming around) wot if, one day.. instead of just lingering around like a bad smell begging for food.. they start taking matters into their own hands.. wot if they began stealing food directly out've yer own hands.. surely they're quick enough, they could get away even before you had a chance to act.. and wot if they kicked it a step further.. why dont they just swoop in by the hundreds and fly away with small dogs, infants, toddlers, even children upto the age of 8? wot's to stop 'em maaan.. WOT'S TO STOP 'EM!!?? WHO'S GONNA THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!??
consider the nightmarish future when clouds of the little bastards roam the beaches and neighboring suburbs and leave nothing but human skeletons behind.. they're crafty little bastards.. they're already too clever for their own good.. I suspect they've been planning this shit all along.. they've been using us.. and one day, they'll strike and there'll be nothing left!
so.. before you feed these pesky little bastards.. just think of what yer doing.. consider the future.. consider what you'll be responsible for.. do you want all that blood on your hands?
just say NO to seagulls maaan.. your future is at stake!
:: Spoz 12:22 AM |