:: Tuesday, March 07, 2006
WEE MAN - DEAD OR ALIVE!?
yup, apparently the latest urban legend doing the rounds of late, is that THIS guy, Jason Acuña, aka: the "WEE MAN" (notorious skateboarding Oompa Loompa of JACKASS tv and movie fame) is now dead..
word on the street is, "he tried 2 eat his own weight in salt n died halfway thru" whilst attempting a stunt for JACKASS (or one of it's spinoffs) thus making him a very dumb human anchovy in the process..
the rumour then goes on.. when MTV considered all the negative publicity this would cause for JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, BAM MAGERA, STEVE-O and all the rest of them JACKASS alumni and the resultant legal risk to their multimillion dollar "idiot empire", WEE MAN's death was kept secret and buried from the mass media.. and everything has continued like it's "business as usual" ever since.. people are even claiming other members have also died on the "job".. and it's all just a horrible MTV conspiracy..
yeah.. I know it all sounds fucken retarded (like most urban legends) but for laughs, I've been doing a bit of research on this anywaze to prove this story either way.. and although (as expected) evidence of his DEATH is thin on the ground (and a ridiculous rumour at best) any actual evidence to prove he's still ALIVE isn't all that easy to come by either.. for instance, the last post he makes on his own website, is dated almost 6 months ago.. hmmmmm.. been a bit silent aye WEE MAN? is it simply because you've been too busy being a midget celebrity? or.. could it be because you're NO LONGER OF THIS WORLD!?
yeah, lets face it.. if there's no REAL music on MTV anymore and it's all just idiot reality tv shows.. then, wot DOES the M stand for now? MEDIOCRITY? MASS MARKETING? MONEY? or is it MUUUUUUURDER!!!?
you be the judge..
:: Spoz 6:10 PM |