:: Wednesday, November 23, 2005
DOIN' THE DUMMY
this post wuz happily stolen from another website to cover for the fact that I've had fuckall to write on this ere blog for the past week or so whilst I was feverishly persuing some idiotic (and quite possibly fictional) quest for one of the coolest freakin' jobs on the planet.. (whether I have a bat's chance in hell of getting this job is anyone's guess.. but I'll try and keep you informed in the most vague and stoner of terms.. hopefully it doesn't turn out to be horseplop.. I got some unrealistic hope resting on this one..)
anywaze.. nuff of my shit, ENJOY! :)
"A South Dakota teenager has been caught in a compromised position with a female mannequin on display at a Sioux Falls arts center. Specifically, security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the half-naked dummy on the floor with his pants and undergarments down. "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin," said police spokesman Loren McManus. "That's the only way I know how to put it." Guards said it wasn't the first time they had noticed that the dummy had been denuded, either. Plentyhorse has since been charged with indecent exposure. If convicted, he could be registered as a sex offender. "People might say it's relatively harmless," commented Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department. "But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbor."
-- Jenny McKeel"
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