:: Friday, October 21, 2005
I'M SO HIGHLY EVOLVED, MY MONKEY TAIL IS VESTIGE
you may be wondering to y'self as you sit in your underground bunker hiding out from the bird flu, stocking up on multivitamins and peeing into milk bottles watching reruns of SESAME STREET.. "gee.. I wonder wot spoz has been upto this past week.. he sure has been quiet hasn't he? I hope he's alright?"
well.. yes.. I've been perfectly 3dimensionally funky.. thanks for fictionally asking.. so.. what HAVE I been doing instead of providing YOU with entertainment fit to print and wipe yer arse with? have I been living it large snorting lines of coke off bare titties of the rich and famous? ran screaming naked thru the Vatican? conducted illegal stem cell research on meself with aims to breed a million SPOZ clones to do all the hard work for me? eaten me entire body weight in tofu? formulated a brilliant new political paradigm where we're all ruled by benevolent hamsters? all of the above?
no.. none of the above.. although.. a world ruled by hamsters would be pretty damn funny..
no, in actual fact, for the last week I'd been working in secret tweaking the finishing touches to a brilliant piece of musical stupidity.. so sublime in it's pulsating insanity it'd make yer ears bleed and yer brain cry to witness it's full magnitude.. I really don't think it's safe for public consumption.. it may be TOO dangerous for you mere mortals.. but.. thankfully you wont get to hear till December 1st.. and not because it needs to spend a month in quarantine while the FDA decide whether it can be approved or not.. but coz I'm entering it into this funny little worldwide music contest thingy.. however, if yer sneaky enough and eager enough to HEAR this song before DECEMBER 1st (it's meant to be all anonymous and shrouded in secrecy n shit.. so.. shhhhh!), then you can drop a message.. and I may slip you a copy of it.. just remember.. you didn't hear it from me.. I don't know you.. you were never here.. I didn't do it and you can't prove anything!
in the meantime, I stumbled upon this funny little blog recently.. if you love EMO / SCREAMO and ELMO music and their colourfully obssessed fans as much as I do.. (ie: you'd love to beat the shitless little bastards to death and laugh hysterically as you piss on their burning corpses.. AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!).. then you'll love this site..
SMASH OFF AND CRY
written by some dudes I know from a particular Adelaide band (which I wont name so as not to incriminate them).. and yes.. this IS a joke site.. coz seriously.. who is THIS tragic in real life? (don't answer that.. I seriously DONT wanna know)
:: Spoz 3:23 PM |