:: Wednesday, September 28, 2005
SHARKS ARE NOT THE ONLY THING WE SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT
in wot could quite possibly be one of the weirdest stories to come out've the whole Hurricane Katrina / Rita devastion.. here's a little news story I picked up from my regular internet wanderings.. be afraid, be VERY afraid!
"When Dolphins Turn Deadly
02:00 AM Sep. 27, 2005 PT Among the innumerable individuals displaced by Hurricane Katrina, military-trained dolphins may also have gotten lost in the shuffle. Trouble is, the U.S. Navy's 36 cetaceans may be armed and dangerous. The Atlantic bottlenose dolphins, which have been taught to use toxic dart guns to shoot terrorists attacking military vessels, may have been swept out to sea when the storm breached their coastal compound. "My concern is that they have learned to shoot at divers in wetsuits who have simulated terrorists in exercises," said accident investigator Leo Sheridan. "The darts are designed to put the target to sleep so they can be interrogated later, but what happens if the victim is not found for hours?"
-- Jenny McKeel"
makes you kinda hopeful.. that years later, when we're all convicted without trial, jury or reason and rotting away in a high security prison city-state in what was formerly known as the isle of Manhattan.. we'll look on this whole "war on terrorism" and laugh.. KILLER DOLPHINS? aahahahahahahaha.. are you guys smoking all the stockpiled crack from the "war on drugs"?
yup.. it's beginning to feel like the madness of the cold war aaall over again..
:: Spoz 4:01 PM |