:: Friday, September 09, 2005
ALTERNATIVE FUEL SOURCES
yeah.. so, wow.. another post so soon? I must be full of shit today..
I had another idea here.. a possible way to solve our reliance on oil.. and wot with the ever escalating price of it.. what better time than now to research alternative fuel sources..?
and I know wot yer thinking.. but there's NO chance in HELL we're ever gonna adopt solar power, wind power, hydrogen fuel cells, drilling big holes into the ground to channel heated rocks or wot'ever else junk they're planning with the use of a few rubber bands and ice cream sticks..
no.. the idea I got is so brilliant the oil companies would never consider buying it up in a crazed panic (only to leave it rotting in a dusty file cabinet somewhere whilst fuel prices go up, stockpiles grow, profits soar and all these resources run dry).. it's soooo freakingly brilliant and original.. the oil companies couldnt've possibly bought the rights to it yet.. (oh.. and publishing this post proves I own this.. so keep yer hands off it..)
consider 2 phenomenons..
a) red herrings
b) the white elephant in the room
each.. in isolation.. form distractions.. diversions from the norm.. red herrings send you down endless tangents of conversation.. the white elephant in the room works as a form of invisibility - as military scientists will tell you.. nobody talks about the white elephant.. we all notice those stealth bombers zipping about and all those UFO experimental test planes buzzing thru the Nevada desert.. but.. there's never been any SINGLE confirmed sightings of an army of white elephants rampaging thru the countryside cutting a swathe of destruction.. and y'know why? coz nobody ever talks about the white elephant!.. and it's also a little known fact the Star Wars defense system is actually assisted by "red herring" deflection technology..
so.. obviously.. the potential for harnessing energy from these 2 individual phenomenons is huge.. but.. what if we combined the 2?
imagine if you will.. a room with a white elephant and a few hundred red herrings nailed to the walls and ceiling.. with no possible position to sit still the distractive energy would be endlessly zipping from one place to another.. bouncing off the white elephant it refuses to acknowledge only then to be deflected by the red herrings.. thus creating vast amounts of kinetic energy.. simply hook it up to a few turbines.. and PING! instant energy!
of course.. there is a potential this energy source could prove unstable and horribly explosive.. we should never even THINK of weaponising such technology (yes I'm talking about YOU united states military I know wot you're planning.. you don't wanna open that can of worms.. oooo.. hangon.. cans of worms? eh.. nevermind).. no.. with the right delicate balance of room size / herring numbers and elephant mass.. you could produce enough sustainable energy to power a small light bulb for at least a few hours.. YES.. all this energy could be yours! and even better results could be achieved if you catalysed the reaction with a few printouts of some of my more stupid blog posts (just like this one).. we could very well be living at the dawn of a golden age.. with boundless pachyderm / red fish energy.. just think of what we could achieve with this?
of course.. the price of white elephants and red herrings would obviously skyrocket.. so, if I was you.. I'd buy up in shares of both right now before this idea catches on.. coz I just know this is gonna be huge..
SPOZ's RANT.. your solution to 21st century living!
:: Spoz 5:13 PM |