:: Tuesday, May 03, 2005
CAT HAIR ON THE TOILET SEAT
domestic cats have had it real easy.. spending their days lazing in the sun, licking themselves, ignoring you, eating all your food, eating all your neighbouring bird life and rodentia, attacking you despite the fact you feed them, sitting in your favourite chair, being obnoxious, walking all over your computer keyboard, scratching everything to shit.. yeah.. no wonder I never got one.. fucken freeloaders.. seriously, why hasn't one of them current affairs shows done an expose on the house cat? exposing them for the no-good bludgers they really are.. see dogs, day in day out.. toiling away in service to their masters.. meanwhile.. the cats sleep in way past noon, eat all your food.. and do absolutely shitfuckall.. yeah.. cats should earn their keep.. they should perform a purpose in our society.. little fuckers.. I mean.. shit, you can't even toilet train the bastards.. wot with all the kitty litter n crap stinking out ya entire house with the smell of half digested mouse, tuna and bird bits.. yeah.. fucken useless the lot of 'em.. you can't teach a damn cat to do damn thing can ya? WRONG! apparently you can..
they mentioned this funny little invention on the tv news tonight.. apparently someone out there, has figured how to easily toilet train a cat.. (I wonder if it teaches them to flush and put the toilet seat down afterwards too?).. damn invention is so freaky logical, it makes ya wonder why nobody had come up with it before..
yeah.. check it out.. potty train ya cat.. wahoo!
:: Spoz 2:59 AM |