:: Friday, April 29, 2005
EXPLODING FROGS WTF?
surely, this is a sign of the apocalypse.. either that, or without our public knowledge (but obviously common knowledge amongst the illuminati / MJ12 / NASA and perhaps a few select star wars geeks) the earth is spiralling towards the sun.. or like, maybe that hellmouth in cleveland has opened up and demons n shit are overrunning the mortal plane and we're all fucked.. I mean, shit.. wot else could explain this crazy weather of late? these unforseen events? is it the new pope's fault..? (I told you he wuz evil dammit!) seriously.. who's thinkin' of the children? how are they gonna get their firearms now huh??
and yes I realise it's kind've retarded now bitching about the weirdly unseasonable warm weather.. on a day like today, when it's 19 degrees C with chance of showers.. like you'd EXPECT from a late April day.. a month away from winter.. but, for the last week or so.. we've been getting temperatures in the high 20's and low 30's.. not like I'm complaining really.. I do like completely unexplained summer in the middle of autumn.. don't they call this crap an "Indian Summer" or something? "no.. in India.. we just call it summer, except it's like that here all-the-fucking-time..".. and then, according to my Vancouver correspondent (hi rammy).. the weather in Canada's been unseasonably warm.. seriously.. are we gonna be like armpit deep in boiling water and insects by next week? wot the FUCK is going on..!? and then they say that typing SMS's and replying to emails actually drops your IQ by upto 5 points? perhaps THIS explains why BUSH and HOWARD got re-elected in the USA and Australia respectively (and silly me, I decided to buy meself a mobile phone recently.. d'oh.. me no so smart.. guh!)..
and to make matters even weirder.. here's a report from Germany about unexplainable exploding frogs that'll really melt your frontal lobe.. coz, if it's on the internet.. it's GOT to be true.. (I still see no proof that there's a Nazi base on the moon tho'..)
and seriously.. Katie Holmes is going out with Tom Cruise?? wot the FUCK is up with that? why Katie Holmes.. whhhhhhyyy????
seriously.. is this the sign of the Apocalypse? are we all doomed..? is Angelina Jolie still free? does anyone have her number? and maybe Alyssa Milano's number (hmm.. I wonder if they're both up for it..)
the Titanic is sinking ladies n gentlemen.. so.. might as well make the most of it..
(hmmm.. wot better time to release a Subwoofer album aye?)
:: Spoz 5:38 PM |