:: Wednesday, March 23, 2005
KING JUGHEAD aaaand QUEEN HORSEFACE?
it's not often that I even bother commenting on any kinda royalty here.. I mean, shit.. sure, it wuz fun back in the middle ages when it was all decapitations, marrying ya cousin, wars, more decapitations, killing your brother and marrying his wife, poking people with swords, marrying your sister, the wearing of funny hats, the madness and revolts with the decapitations (yeah, gotta love the decapitations - wot with how the head will apparently keep living for 30 seconds after it's droppped.. wooo.. trippy.. I wonder if anyone recorded those 30 second conversations? - yes.. very macabre thought there.. but hey, we ARE talking royalty..) but now, in the 21st century, when it's all about the silly ettiquette and "how much more refined and well mannered they all are for leeching our money and doing fuckall in return" and the whole "disneyland" tour approach to royalty, travelling in funny little cars, the royal guards with the funny hats.. endless tabloid bullshit.. not only is the concept of monarchy completely anachronistic.. it's usually always BORING as FUCK..
but, in an instance like this.. I thought royalty was worthy of comment.. especially the totally dysfunctional english royalty.. (without them, 90% of all women's magazine's would go bankrupt.. leaving only those wacky aneorexic inducing magazines with the multiple orgasm guff..)
I wuz reading the newspaper today, and I saw a headline barking "Camilla WILL be Queen".. coz, apparently if she marries Prince Jughead.. when he becomes King, she becomes Queen..
yeah.. ok, that makes sense.. sure, why not..
but ANSWER me this.. if Camilla gets to be Queen, then why the hell isn't Prince Phillip NOT King?? he's married to the Queen isn't he? that would make him.. KING.. right? so wot gives?? is there something I dont know here? why the hell does Horseface get to be Queen, whilst Prince Jughead Snr NOT get to be KING? there he is.. spending 1/2 a century pottering around behind his wife, the freaking QUEEN.. and he only gets to be a snotty prince?? I mean, shit.. he's gotta put up with the wife, who's gotta be a total cold fish (royalty will do that to ya).. and he gets NOTHING??.. seriously, wot the FUCK is up with that?
none of this makes sense..
but hey, that's royalty..
can't we just decapitate them all already and be done with it?
:: Spoz 6:21 PM |