:: Thursday, January 20, 2005
WEIRD SHIT I FOUND ON MY PC
it's probably rather obvious to anyone who knows me.. and has witnessed firsthand the "bombsite" that is my bedroom (photo's really dont do it justice) then they'll know that I have a lunatic packrat / hoarding dragon type persona.. I collect crap, LOTS of crap, big steaming piles of crap (well.. not really, it's a vague nondescriptive noun jackass!) - CD's, DVD's, shiny yet totally expendable electronic gizmo's, burnt CD-ROMs forming towers that reach the ceiling, idiotic downloaded mpeg music videos, alcohol poisoning.. a whole bunch of shit I'd never really need.. but seem fit to collect..
and my computer's harddrive is no different (just slightly better organised).. and as I've discovered, amongst all the well maintained collection of shiny MP3's and games and multimedia distractive crap.. there's still some long forgotten folder's on my PC full of strange, long forgotten oddities..
this here is one of them.. a word document simply titled "There once wuz a dog called Steve"..
the only clue to this document is that it was written at 3AM.. about 4 years ago..
other than that, who KNOWS wot freak moment of my brain burped this one up.. enjoy :)
There once wuz a dog called Steve
who in his spare time liked to weave
tiny voodoo dolls of the cat next door
upon this feline he had declared a war
chanting lines of barking verse
attempting an ancient canine curse
twice bitten and once shy
with witchcraft on his side.. he'd make her fry
perhaps he could turn that cat green
with a word he'd make it unseen
he wished the cat had never been
why was this dog so mean?
what made the cat deserve no remorse?
hey.. maybe we could run him over with a horse!
this cat was guilty before her chance for innocence
dog fight cat, it makes no sense..
allow me to tell you an unusual tale
once apon a time there was a whale
hunted on by a fishing captain
wasn't his lucky day.. it did so happen
seems the whale had the upper hand
the powers of the sea only she would understand
the captain was soon sent to slaughter
under crashing waves of icey cold water
years passed.. lives reached conclusion
a fluke of reincarnation.. there was a reunion
seems captain and whale would meet again
as dog and cat in same house, suburban
within dogs eyes burned many lives of hate
this chance meeting was predestined fate
would Steve have his chance..?
this opportunity no mere coincidence..
But in the end the dog would never win
the cat knew better.. with a mischievous grin
seems the cat had learned to drive
one wonders the lengths a cat will strive
one fateful day the dog was distracted
by a vehicle fuel injected
he soon gave chase.. as was his habit
but this blunder, his life soon forfeit
the cat driving that car.. soon spun round
and with a loud crunch.. flattened that hound
once again.. the dog went to hell to burn
seems he would never learn..
This endless battle through the centuries
causing many comical injuries
through revenge.. they'd never learn
because each time they would return
seems that hate was never the answer
simply causing many a fatal blunder
if only they could be friends
and then perhaps make amends
so if there's a lesson to be learnt
nothing through hatred can be earnt
learn to get along with each other
treat others as your sister or brother
its a simple message to be read
yet not enough people get it in their head
once again the fight goes on..
and on and on and on and on..
:: Spoz 4:47 PM |