:: Tuesday, January 18, 2005
ROCK N ROLL
damn weirdest local news of the last few days.. apparently there's some deranged motorist, cruising around the southern suburbs of adelaide, hurling large rocks thru people's windscreens.. windows shattering, cars swerving off the road, near misses and near fatal accidents.. all coz of one identified freak and a rather bizarre facination for projectile geology.. there's been 19 victims so far.. no fatalities.. but a lot of car crashes, people in hospital.. seriously, I dont often ask this.. coz hey, I expect so little of the human species at large (hence the entertainment factor..) but seriously.. WOT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS IDIOT!??
on another totally random non sequetar.. I wuz at this punk rock gig on Saturday night.. and you know when you've encountered a weird one when you witness a band all wearing gold n black shiny zebra gimp masks using angle grinders and whipper snippers.. throwing heads of lettuce into the crowd doing deranged damage to themselves (and others) whilst they crowd surf themselves around the rotting vegetable refuse, flailing limbs, burning things, lettuce, band members with no pants.. all to the soundtrack of highly dyslexic, gibbering punk.. kinda like TISM, but even trashier and no drum-machines.. damn weirdest gig I'd seen in ages.. lead singer at the end of it was seen bleeding profusely from various cuts n sores on his arms.. looking altogether pleased at the mass destruction.. and somehow.. I left the gig, wearing a jester hat.. still got it now in fact.. yeah.. fuck was it weird..
now.. you may wonder.. what's a punk gig got to do with a stone throwing lunatic motorist..? well.. seriously not a fucken lot.. but, it does make ya think.. there's something awfully strange in the drinking water here of late.. if I was you, interstate or overseas.. thinking of visiting this 'ere smelly old Adelaide.. unless your playing in the BIG DAY OUT (or PRODIGY.. playing Two Tribes in MARCH.. wooo!) then I'd stay well clear of this idiot hole.. there's some reaaal mischief afoot..
:: Spoz 3:14 AM |