:: Tuesday, January 04, 2005
HUNGRY FOR WHAT NOW?
over the gibbering new year's weekend, I stepped into a Hungry Jacks (Burger King for all you international freaks) and I dunno if I wuz just having a bad reaction to all the alcohol poisoning over the last week or so.. but the damn menu went all weird.. like, all green n shit.. like, I couldn't find ANYTHING on the fucken thing.. but these dodgy new sandwiches.. "we're all about fresh at HUNGRY JACKS!"... yeah, that's right.. they're ripping off SUBWAY.. it's the same freakin' design.. just with the old fries n burgers hidden to a much smaller font whilst they illustrate all these sandwiches with fancy pants names like BAGETTES.. like.. WOT THE FUCK?? HUNGRY JACKS has gone all NEW AGE HIPPIE ON ME n SHIT!??
don't get me wrong.. I've seen "SUPER SIZE ME".. I agree that the shit they put into MacDonalds is seriously fucked up.. and likely, Hungry Jacks (Burger King) wuz no different.. but, dammit.. I've already GOT a SUBWAY.. I don't need 3 of 'em..
where the HELL do I go, to get my dodgy fix of polysterene salt encrusted heart attack enducing mulch? where do I go to get my fix of junk... reaal junk..?
I mean, shit.. don't get me wrong.. I hate HUNGRY JACKS.. it's just down the road.. forever enticing idiots to chow down on their fat, salt and meat substitutes.. I'm damn near sick of the crap, can't stand the sight of it.. and if it wasn't for the onion rings I'd never step foot in the place.. not normally at least..
but, every once in a while.. you get that crazy hankering.. like, getting one meal in 2 months, fills some obscure dietary requirement for kidney poisonings.. but now the dumb fucks have gone and fucked with their menu.. where do I go to get my shit now?
:: Spoz 11:38 PM |