:: Monday, January 24, 2005
beer flowed thru this weekend like blood thru veins.. the lifeblood, the conduit, the swirling brown mist of delerium of the weekend that passed.. and yeah.. there was a party, a haphazard live gig, a freaking BUCKS / STAG party.. yeah, beer was the reason, the excuse, the poison and the remedy.. hell, this weekend couldn'tve possibly survived without beer.. and thru all the madness.. thru all the amnesia, my brain is sifting some half remembered weird memories.. some fragments of shit I heard, and yet.. can't really believe...
"friend of mine is so wasted, I shit you not.. she was speaking in tongues and translating the dead sea scrolls into english"..
- first off, hearing this at the time had me freaked.. like whoaaa duuude.. freaking UFO's landing on the lawn and slapping me around silly with a frozen fish.. - but, with a more logical frame of mind.. I'm thinking.. ok (a ) apparently she WASNT on drugs?.. and was perhaps having some weird psychotic episode (that's wot they claimed anywaze..) and (b ) how the HELL did she end up with a copy of the dead sea scrolls in the first place? aren't they reasonably hard to come by..? either way - as a throwaway stoner / drunken thing to hear.. this is surefire freakout material..
"I've had only 3 hours sleep a night, for 3 months"..
well.. ok, this was the same crazy person who told me about the dead sea scrolls thing.. fukkit man, how the HELL do I end up speaking to these colourful nutta's at parties? half me luck eh? but seriously.. is this even possible without being a total basketcase after 3 weeks? I think I saw a documentary once that shows you can only last 2 months with zero sleep before dropping into a coma.. so, 3 months on 3 hours sleep.. and still walk and talk like the rest of us?
"Trey Parker and Matt Stone.. the creators of South Park, are actually a gay couple"..
seriously.. I'd be curious to do more research on this one.. is this bullshit? if not.. it makes for a damn funny irony, considering how many gay gags these guys do in their cartoon.. but still, considering I haven't heard / read it anywhere (and you'd think this shit would be everywhere) it's a little hard to believe..
wish I could remember the rest of this shit..
I swear I've probably heard the meaning of life.. the equation that unites all the forces in physics as one unified field theory.. the real recipe for KFC and COCA COLA.. and who really shot JFK.. only to forget it to drunken delerium..
anywaze.. seriously.. is Matt Stone and Trey Parker gay?
:: Spoz 1:56 AM |