:: Wednesday, December 01, 2004
SLEEPING AS A CONTACT SPORT
fuck maan, I don't get it.. I woke up today walking around with this limp.. with a sore calf muscle.. having NO fucking clue how it happened.. it wuzn't there yesterday.. I went to sleep.. I wake up with it.. seriously.. WOT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?
I mean.. I'm not alone here.. other people have told me about these..
they're like the funniest of things..
every once in a blue moon.. or wot'ever..
you wake up with some fucked up injury..
ever pulled that crazy arse muscle just behind ya shoulderblade in ya sleep?
or.. pulled a calf muscle.. woken up in the middle of the night screaming coz ya cramped it?
woken up with some bizarre seized up neck muscle.. and you can hardly turn ya head?
done out a rib or two?
I'm not talking a daily occurance..
not even weekly..
maybe months will pass..
then PING.. you'll fuck one of 'em up..
seriously, it's like every know and then.. a dream does a flying head tackle on ya..
and you wake up all beaten out've shape..
perhaps the sandman has an occassional sadistic streak?
and gosh, don'tcha just love it.. when ya sleep on ya hand or something,
and wake up in the middle with a dead hand full of needles..
fuck it's hilarious..
yeah.. it could be some medical condition..
and I might die of an exploded eyeball or a pancreas or some shit..
but, more than likely.. this is just another one of those mysteries of the unexplained..
is sleeping REALLY that arduous?
:: Spoz 4:57 AM |