:: Saturday, November 20, 2004
WILE E COYOTE.. SUUUUPER GEEEENIUS
sometimes my brain amazes even myself.. which, all things considered is a very schizophrenic thing to say.. coz, if my brain amazes myself.. isn't my brain the one doing the.. aah fukkit.. dont try and think too hard on a hangover.. leads ya down a path you seldom wanna travel without a spirit guide or shrooms.. or perhaps both..
fukkit.. where am I?
oh yeah.. genius ideas.. maaan, sometimes I'm full of 'em..
actually, they usually seem to strike after the 4th beer..
got one of 'em again last night..
discovered by accident.. something that could very likely revolutionise the way we see the universe, promote world peace in the middle east, cure hiccups.. fukkit.. they could burn down the entire Amazonian rainforest.. fuck all them miracle cures yet to be found by licking unidentified toads.. NAY! this.. THIS will solve everything..
and before I reveal this strike of genius.. lemme just say, in publishing said idea, on THIS ere blog.. I thereby claim ownership of said idea.. copyright of said idea.. and in stealing this ere idea.. you WILL be hunted down by the full force of my wrath.. my mind will form a tangible fist and crush yer life force like a bug.. yes.. dont fuck with me...
so.. yeah, here's the idea..
no, don't laugh.. not yet anywaze.. came up this idea last night, after a mixup between chicken chips and salt n vinegar.. and the genius struck me - why not have a bag of chips, where EVERY potato chip could be all manner of random different flavours - salt n vinegar, chicken, plain, BBQ, cheese n onion, yak, ostrich.. wot'ever the fuck.. each time ya dig into it.. a DIFFERENT FLAVOUR..
now.. just think about THAT for a few moments..
yes.. YES.. you understand dontcha..
HOW FUCKING BRILLIANT WOULD THAT BE.. HUH!!??
and speaking of potato chips..
wot the FUCK is up with those wot'ever-the-fuck-they-are / not to be used by 3 year olds / sealed in those thin silver plastic thingies.. um.. THINGS?
there ya are.. happily eating away at ya potato chips.. reach ya hand in for another handful.. and you get this.. THING..
and they used to be cool, or at least functional in some way..
those 3D simpsons pog things, pokeman animated thingies..
fuckit.. even the spinning tops were fucken cool..
but then came those dickhead foldable cardboard flying things that dont even fly..
and now? fuck.. it's like some obscure poke-digi-fuckmemon retarded super hero kid statistic thing with a hole in it.. it's like the most useless piece of crap slap in the middle of ya chip eating experience..
is it too much to ask to either (a) get rid of this since-way-past-it's-novelty plastic piece of crap or (b) actually make 'em fun n shit again.. and not some zany new fangled method to get pre-schoolers into hardcore gambling..
yeah.. just a thought..
:: Spoz 3:47 PM |