:: Friday, October 29, 2004
THINGS I NEVER WANNA SEE ON TV, EVER AGAIN
1. tampon ads.. every ad break tampon ads.. never more easy to insert and remove? arrr fuckoff..
2. vaginal thrush treatments.. seriously.. why why freaking WHY??
3. SMS service / polyphonic ringtones / text "BOOBS or WHISKY" to blah blah blah.. fuckoff!!
4. any tv show attempting to make ballroom dancing look cool..
5. yet ANOTHER forensics / corpse / semen and hair fibres tv show..
6. anything LAW and fucking ORDER..
7. Everybody DOESN'T Love Raymond.. sick to death of it.. get rid of it.. NEXT!
8. endless weeks of FRIENDS repeats.. so you can push back the last 8 episodes of the last season.. grrrr
9. the "clip show".. coz the writers of a tv show couldn't be arsed that week, and took a holiday..
10. an extra special "MUSICAL" episode.. arrrrrr FUCKOFF..
11. yet another CURRENT AFFAIR show special on diet fads, clothes for big breasted women, freakin' giant bloated stomach cysts.. etc.. just so they can show slow-mo footage of fatties waddling down a shopping mall for 10 minutes..
12. hype the fuck out've an upcoming tv show like crazy for a month.. SHOW that tv show, and then proceed to dump it unceremoniously after only 2-3 episodes..
13. no I don't need to see the numbers to vote for my favourite Australian Idol.. fuck OFF already..
14. yet another stinkin' home exercise machine or cosmetic skincare informercial at 2AM..
15. John freaking Howard.. looking all smug on tv, coz he won the freakin' election.. bastard..
16. George W (chimp) Bush.. talking about the "war on terror".. 4 more years? FUCKEN HELL NO..
17. yet ANOTHER freaking bomb blast in IRAQ.. why dontcha just assume EVERY DAY there's a bomb blast in IRAQ.. and just report statistics like it's the stock exchange or weather.. "and the death count today IS...."
18. failed american sitcoms.. shown during crappy timeslots.. only to vanish in 5-6 episodes..
19. any televised MUSIC AWARDS ceremony, that has more than 5 awards for RNB / RAP / SOUL / POP artists.. lets face it, 9 times out've 10.. it's the SAME SHIT now..
20. repeats of late-night talkshow episodes..
21. the FOOTY SHOW.. never again.. NO, NEVER.. FUCK OFF!!!
22. PLAYING IT STRAIGHT.. "oooh, one of 'em could be gay!!?" arrrr fuckoff..
23. BORDER SECURITY - AUSTRALIA's FRONT LINE - yay we're a police state now!!
24. MCLEOD's fucking DAUGHTERS.. no NO freaking NOOO..
25. yet another soap opera wedding..
26. putting crappy repeats and cop show / forensic dramas instead of movies on Sunday night..
27. any movie with STEVEN SEAGAL or WESLEY SNIPES (that's not BLADE) being run on channel 9 on endless repeat..
28. NEWLYWEDS: NICK & JESSICA.. yawn, bored.. so very very bored..
29. any new AUCTION / HOME RENOVATION RESCUE show..
30. seriously, why DO I watch free-to-air tv anymore?
:: Spoz 4:21 PM |