:: Tuesday, October 19, 2004
..AND WE'RE THE SPECIES RUNNING THIS PLANET??
are we just getting dumber and dumber as a species?
there's 6 billion of us on this dang chunk of rock.. and none of us have a freakin' clue..
I just read somewhere.. that if CHINA and INDIA reached the same level of car use and industrialisation as the UNITED STATES.. global temperatures would rise by 10 - 20 degrees C.. seriously.. think about that.. a rise of 2 degrees C is a catastrophic event.. a rise of 10-20 is a freaking species killer.. wot the FUCK are we thinking?
yeah.. ok, so I saw that dumbarse "DAMN YOU KILLER SNOW" movie a week or so ago.. (translation - "The Day After Tomorrow") and sure, the actual likelyhood of getting an iceage in the space of 2-3 days is just plain idiotic.. it WAS fun seeing NEW YORK getting fucked up again..
seriously.. if you wanna be ground zero for the end of the world, live in NEW YORK CITY.. coz that place is a freakin' shit magnet for fury.. you name it.. UFOs', giant killer lizards, asteroids, comets, Osama Bin Laden, killer snow.. damn.. kinda makes me wanna live there.. ;)
also.. funnily enough.. zombies always seem to attack LONDON.. or, scratchin' that.. midwest suburban USA.. hmmmm.. perhaps there's a social statement buried in there somewhere..
yeah.. I can't believe this species actually RUNS this planet..
the species that votes JOHN HOWARD back in as Prime Minister of Australia.. coerced by a scare campaign.. "VOTE FOR US.. or interest rates will SKYROCKET!! and you'll aaaall DIE!!".. yeah, funny that.. so.. they vote him in.. and we here in the news.. interest rates are gonna go up regardless of WHO's in power.. yeah.. humans are freakin' idiots..
we happily join the USA in failing to join the KYOTO protocol, to help save the environment..
and hey, even if we did.. it wouldn't make a lick of difference.. (as latest studies show..)
fukkit.. lets all move to the Himalayas before the rising sea levels swallow up every coastal city on the planet..
and.. on an entirely different note.. y'know wot gets me fucken goat now..
freaking SMS adverts..
"TEXT BOOBS or WHISKY to 555-555-555.. to get YOUR personalised message.. YAY!!"
fuck maaan.. they're on tv more often than freakin' tampon ads and ads for vaginal thrush treatments.. (coz yay.. that's JUST the thing I NEED competing brands to fight over.. yeeaas!!)
seriously.. I read somewhere (yeah, I read a lot).. that claims that the profits from selling MOBILE PHONE RING TONES.. is actually getting close to exceeding profits from worldwide CD sales!!?.. wot the FUCK are we thinking?
"hey.. why do I need to buy the CD.. when I can have a 20 second crappy lo-fi sample of it playing on me phone instead.. YAY! I'm so freaking cool!! wooooo!!"
humans.. can't believe I belong to this species..
anywaze.. speaking of stupid.. check out the new site link I added to the left on me blogspot..
probably THE funniest shit on the internet..
GROUPHUG - ONLINE CONFESSIONS..
you don't know wot I'm on about? just go there.. read.. larf ya arse off.. and then scare y'self shitless when you realise THIS is the species that runs this planet..
yeah.. get me the HELL off this damn rock..
intelligent life on earth?
yes.. but I'm only visiting..
:: Spoz 5:32 PM |