:: Thursday, July 29, 2004
I think I may've stumbled upon THE coolest most fucked up reality tv show tonight..
yeah yeah.. I know wotcha thinkin', REALITY TV = YAWN.. I mean, shit.. we wasted 3 months of our lives to BIG BROTHER 4.. (I really have NO idea how I managed to get ANY work done) and who could be fucked watching AUSTRALIAN IDOL now that they've passed the audition stage..? (the ONLY reason to watch that show.. wuz watchin' no talent losers fuck up royal on NATIONAL TV.. yeeeAS!!)
nah, wot I stumbled upon is freakin' comedy GOLD.. (and no, I'm not talking about "There's Something About Miriam" or "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancee".. or wot'ever..) no, this is a little american reality tv show called "THE JOE SCHMO SHOW".. with a concept so criminally demented they should give it an award or something..
here's the deal.. they have this BIG BROTHER / SURVIVOR style reality show.. a bunch of people living in some kinda mansion, with a chance to win $10,000.. and every week, in SURVIVOR style they get 1 person evicted by vote at a tribal council of some kind.. blah blah blah.. seriously pack a reality tv show with EVERY cliche in the book.. BUT, here's wot makes it brilliant.. only ONE of the people is an ACTUAL contestant.. this real DUMBshit guy called "Mike" or "Matt".. (fuck, I dunno).. either way, he's being FOOLED into believing it's a reality tv show.. whilst everyone AROUND him is fake.. all the "contestants" are actors.. there IS no actual prize money, the show is a scam.. it's all a ploy to fuck with this one IDIOT.. on tv.. played AROUND the world for our amusement.. make him look like a TOTAL MORON.. HELL YEAH!!
and MAAAN did they get a PRIZE WINNING idiot for THIS one.. this twit plays along happily to ALL their toilet humour schemes to humiliate him for purposes of "winning immunity" or wot'ever.. it's fucken priceless.. he runs thru the whole reality tv gamut, trying to build alliances, scheming and backstabbing.. having confessional talks to the camera about his "brilliant strategies".. all the while we know it's this BIG JOKE.. it's like everything you HATE about reality tv.. twisted into comedy.. fucken priceless..
sure, it's seriously cruel.. but, this shit's got me glued.. watchin' it like a carcrash.. Wednesday nights, 10:30PM, channel 9.. *cough* (excuse the gratuitous product plug there.. ahem..)
:: Spoz 4:14 AM |