:: Monday, July 26, 2004
I GOT THE POISON.. I GOT THE REMEDY
this shit rocks me world.. RED EYE baaaby, YEAAAAH!!
yup.. that's right, I'm making another gratuitous product placement, in the hopes the dodgy fuckers gimme some FREE PRODUCT.. YEAH BIATCH!!..
y'see.. I consider myself a bit of an expert when it comes to the energy beverage rainbow.. I done 'em all.. so much so, when I'm dead.. they gotta grind me ashes.. just to get that caffiene / guarana buzz.. yessireeeeBOB..
out've all of 'em tho'... the big cheese of 'em.. is the RED EYE.. seriously maan.. nothin' gets close to it.. it's got the smoothest flavour, the biggest cruisy BUZZ.. plus, it's got that wacky green tea extract in it.. it's like good for ya or some shit.. but, the damn thing isn't available in too many places.. mostly you gotta put up with that RED BULL crap.. (blearrk..) or that dodgy arse (but slightly less arse flavoured) V energy drink..
but.. finally the slack bitches at me local 24/7 have FINALLY stocked their shelves with the good junk.. HELL YEAH!! - 7th layer of Valhalla right here baaaby..
*ahem*.. so now where's me fucken freebie huh?
speaking of freebies.. here's an idiotic thought of mine.. chips packets.. y'know those lamearse little silver wrapped "not for 3 years or younger" crap they chuck in those things.. the things you almost choke on by accident in a dark movie theatre? those lamearse things that started like a KICKARSE idea back late last decade.. back when they had cool shit like holographic simpsons shit.. but, now just carry lame-arse and incomprehensible gibberish DIGIMON / POKEMAN / GONZOMON bitch monkey trading cards or some shite?
dont they just give you the shit..?
y'know wot would make 'em like a BILLION TIMES cooler?
wot they REALLY should have 'em.. is things you could assemble.. piece by piece to create BIGGER things.. for e.g. - if you got y'self a packet of BBQ flavoured chips.. in each packet, there'd be a tiny piece of an ACTUAL BBQ.. eat enough BBQ chips, collect enough bits.. and you'd be able to build y'self a 6 burner beast.. and since likely you'd get multiple copies of the same bits.. they'd work like trading cards.. "hey, you got piece #A-Z389?"
chicken flavour chips could have seperate DNA fragments, so you could assemble a real live chicken.. from scratch..
I mean.. if you freaks from LAY's, SMITH's, KETTLE chips or wot'ever.. are readin' this.. think about it?
fuckit.. you could even dismantle 10 porsche's.. distribute the pieces amongst about 10,000 packets.. and, get people to try and assemble a car as a prize?.. FUCK.. it'd be insane.. but, how COOL would that be..
yeah.. ok.. I'm ramblin'..
so.. what do YOU think?
:: Spoz 4:45 PM |