:: Thursday, July 15, 2004
CRYSTAL METHOD TO MY MADNESS
I dunno how the fuck this happened..
last few weeks, I've been going slowly spiralling turkey insane on acid, headless with the arms flailing, bashing me head against the wall, screaming klaxons and hammering snares into me headphones - all in effort to create another classic cut of SUBWOOFER phat funk.. the 3rd one in a row in recent weeks, steamrolling thru my mental POLAND and hoping like FUCK I dont get stuck in a LENINGRAD standoff.. it's been real fun.. the conceptual migraines especially, trying to push the 'ol SUBWOOFER sound to the next level.. making something so unholy in it's SCREAMING INTENSITY.. that when we finally release this.. them bastards have GOTS to give us bastards a record deal just to shut us up already..
so, in toiling in the SUBWOOFER laboratories 24/7.. how the FUCK did I end up creating a CRYSTAL METHOD song!!??
seriously.. it's like I've got a B-side from their latest album - "LEGION of BOOM" sitting on me harddrive by mistake..
perhaps I should hunt down CRYSTAL METHOD and see if they have one of my songs.. like there they are.. tweakin' up some shit in their studios.. in wherever the fuck USA.. and *BAM!* some cosmic wires get crossed.. and they get my gonzo distorted SUBWOOFER crap instead..
perhaps we could do some kinda hostage exchange.. my song for theirs.. like some fucked up scene from 24 or ALIAS.. (I wonder if I can snag JENNIFER GARNER as well.. that'd be cool..)
which makes me wonder.. does inspiration, like luggage.. get lost in transit? am I the HONOLULU of crazy fucked up ideas?
:: Spoz 5:00 AM |