:: Monday, June 07, 2004
the internet is really a waaaay too grossly powerful tool that.. rather thankfully is populated in the majority by ignorant chimps.. coz, fuckit.. if we REALLY knew how to work this crazy global network thing.. nukes would be flying all over the shop.. and I'd be on the moon right now, LAUGHING at all of you idiots whilst you kill each other silly in fits of cyber-sabotage revenge attacks..
coz, if there's one thing you can count on with human nature.. is (a) human nature ALWAYS fucks something up, (b) we aint gonna take it like a mature adult and accept it.. and given the chance.. (c) we're gonna make someone PAY FOR IT.. HA! DIE YOO MUTHA FUKKIN' BITCH MONKEY.. *KAAABOOOM!*, blast a crater the size of New York thru your lower intestines..
aaah yes.. gotta love stupid 'ol revenge.. a most complex, but OH SO primal emotion.. we are indeed such simple creatures :)
yes.. I'm wildly flying out've orbit of my point here.. (as per usual) but watch as I dovetail the puppy RIGHT into relevance here..
y'see, my latest happy scam.. is outsourcing creative talent..
running global collaborations.. finding some happy twit from the opposite ends of the earth and cooking up some trouble.. can't get enough of it.. really.. it's wot the INTERNET's built for yo!
coz, fuckit.. if you can't get some local chimp to do yer dirty work.. wot better than to use the ENTIRE planet's creative potential.. spin the globe at random.. and tap a finger at a target?
case in point "INCINERATOR", my looney musical project at the moment..
surely you've heard it..
or at least read me yammering all obsessed about it..
now.. this song requires a little something to really tip it flailing off the edge of the abyss.. something to make your ears really run screamin for duck n cover.. it needs the ultimate FUCKOFF screaming intense vocals to accompany the already FUCKOFF instrumental..
now, I could just do the vocals meself.. I mean, I can scream like a lunatic.. ITS FUN.. but, y'see.. the problem is.. as many of you are aware.. an AGGRESSIVE SONG + AGGRESSIVE MALE SCREAMING IDIOT = ridiculous overblown comedy.. I mean, nobody can take that shit seriously any more.. can they? if you're anyone BUT Zach De La Rocha.. seriously dude, step off.. it's considered a joke.. (hence I've employed this quite a lot meself, gotta love the REN N STIMPY shit storm ;) )
but.. AGGRESSIVE SONG + AGGRESSIVE FEMALE SCREAMING.. and whoa.. THAT's SOMETHING ELSE.. that's TOO MUCH for mortal ears to handle.. and really, just the sort've insanity I love to run with.. really intense.. peeps can't but take THAT shit seriously..
but where DO you find a chick PISSED OFF enough to meet this objective?.. I dunno.. I've been pretty lazy about this.. but, I sure as hell haven't found them locally.. you could have the ultimate ball breaker chick.. but, give 'em a mic.. and they're a shrinking violet..
hence.. outsourcing.. search the globe.. and you'll find your answer..
and.. I think I found the ultimate candidate.. Vancouver CANADA, she broke up with her boyfriend.. just quit her JOB.. and MAAAAN is SHE PISSED OFF ABOUT IT!!! just the sorta raw fuel we need to work the mojo on this song.. a song aaaaall about REVENGE.. about tit for tat.. threats from every angle.. cars blowing up in your street.. seriously grey levels of morality.. wot's worse? the TERRORISM.. or the WAR on TERRORISM? it's all that in a barrel, set on fire and sent hurling out've a window..
it's gonna be an interesting experiment.. coz I haven't worked with a vocalist from the other side of the planet before, be curious to see if it can be done.. but something tells me, this will work..
oh YES.. this is gonna be schaaaaWEEEEEEEEET! :)
:: Spoz 5:44 PM |