:: Thursday, June 03, 2004
HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A BLUNT INSTRUMENT
it's been another aimless week of creative gibberish here in the underground weapons testing facility at SUBWOOFER HQ.. glued to my computer screen, keyboard, mouse and headphones.. working a subtle process of light shaded nuances, thin textures, intangible flavours and colourings.. subsequently beaten senseless by sledgehammers, butchered by drill bits, nail guns, orbital sanders and given some good 'ol fashioned blowtorching..
I know this comical little full-throttle opus "INCINERATOR" ain't gonna go easy.. weeks have been wasted in vain, lives lost to the cause.. but, I think it's finally accepting me as the ALPHA.. and I can begin to control the little bastard and stop it pissing on the rug.. I can see victory within my grasp.. the light of the incoming train at the end of tunnel.. just a few more pieces to this puzzle.. just a few more sounds.. and I'll have hand crafted meself the most BADASS NINJA EXPLODING FUCKOFF track ever to see the light of day.. oh YES, BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP THIS BEAST.. for when I finally unleash it upon an unready world.. IT WILL OWNS YO SKINNY WHITE MONKEY ARSE BIATCH!! HA!!!
it's gonna be BIG, LOUD, FAST and DUMBER than JESSICA SIMSPON, HOMER SIMPSON, GEORGE W (chimp) BUSH and the entire audience of AUSTRALIA's FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS combined.. and it's screaming PURE GARGLING RAAAAAGE with a tiny raised FIST, yelling FUCK YOU to the entire world.. oh yes, it's a really pretty little love song if only I didn't FUCK UP EVERY SOUND beyond recognition.. with the levels all flailing off the charts into the red.. aaaah, I love the sound of distortion in the morning..
people with expensive PRO-TOOLS equiped studios, with countless racks of keyboards, synths, groove boxes and effects units raised to the ceiling would usually spend MILLIONS in ridiculously expensive VST filtering plugins n crap.. just to get something that sounds THIS FUCKED UP.. but with my no-budget crap.. this sorta thing comes naturally.. it's simply a matter of isolating the 1% funky SHIT.. from the 99% actual shit..
it's a slow process..
but.. I'm closing in on my target..
and I can't wait to hear where this crazy BASTARD ends up..
:: Spoz 4:14 AM |