:: Monday, May 10, 2004
y'know wot niggles me..
splinters my mind and makes me scramble for the red pill?
bites at me testicles like tiny tiny ever ferocious bull-ants?
damn CD release dates..
they just fuck me off..
I'm there in the CD stores looking around on the FRIDAY..
but the dumbarse FUCKS release all their new shit, MONDAY..
wot kinda retarded commercialist / profiteering rationale is this?
who's got the disposible income on a MONDAY?
wot demographic of your music buying public HASN'T blown their payday on a weekend of woopin' it up.. nights on the piss.. face down spitting out a mouthfull of grass waking up in mess of rags and a dustbucket liver on the Sunday?
I mean, maybe it's just some stupid TOP40 charts thing..
release it on a MONDAY and you got a whole WEEK to shoot it to No.1..
but, if that's the case, WHY RELEASE MOVIES on a THURSDAY!!?? wot good is THAT doing the box office?.. who the FUCK see's a movie on a THURSDAY night??
release dates just shit me off.. they're all wrong.. they just want the shiny shiny statistics and a bloodthirsty crowd of hooting jackals as an audience.. endless hype, endless press.. and one big stupid wait..
I want my stuff FRIDAY.. friday's when it's buzzing.. you got the weekend to look forward to.. you got shiny new music.. shiny new braincells to destroy with beer.. and it FUCKS ME OFF when I gotta wait till the MONDAY to buy up something I've been reading out for the last month in ROLLINGSTONE and all the street mags..
new music NEVER sounds good on a MONDAY.. I mean, it's all cold n sober migraines with buckets of coffee to remind you of the bitchmonkey reality of your existence.. new music really DOESN'T need that kinda pressure..
so yeah, I went shuffling into me crack habit CD-store today, on a blurry monday to pick up a new CD - "TALI - LYRIC ON MY LIP"
it's one of Roni Size's weird DRUM N BASS pet projects or somethin'.. I dunno..
and it just fucks me.. that I'd been reading about this in the Melbourne street press.. back in the middle of April.. telling me.. "OUT NOW!!!" and I gotta wait till now.. those fucken penis heads..
so yeah, um.. I'll letcha know if this CD's any good.. cool?
:: Spoz 5:25 PM |