:: Friday, May 28, 2004
RANDOM THOUGHTS at 3:16AM
so, I wuz flicking thru the cable music stations - channel V, club V, MTV, VH1, music MAX.. blah blah.. and, has anyone seen that FREESTYLERS video "PUSH UP"? sure.. it's a wanky song that's doing it's very best to rip off PRINCE.. but DAMN, the chick in that vid freaking ROCKS.. WOOO!
(hmmm.. I think I lost like a whole bunch of street-cred points on that comment, didn't I? eh.. FUCK 'EM.. see the vid.. you'll know wot I'm gettin' at..)
and speaking of PRINCE, anyone find it weird that it seems like he hasn't aged.. like.. at all, in 20 years? can he be harmed by conventional weapons? is he in fact the prince of darkness, a vampire? a creature of the night? or y'know.. wuz that Jehovah's Witness crap he wuz pulling for the last few years keeping him immortal?.. hmmm.. probably explains the bicycles (no, I have no idea either).. perhaps there's a big conspiracy here involving PRINCE, JEHOVAH's WITNESSES, BICYCLES.. and the ASSASSINATION of GEORGE W (CHIMP) BUSH.. well, hey.. dunno 'bout having him killed (hi ECHELON SPY SATELLITES.. thanks for watching!) but, I'd sure like to get rid of the idiot.. just WISH I wuz a U.S. citizen, just so I had the right to vote OUT his arse..
so, here's PRINCE seemingly not aging a second, whilst his contemporary MICHAEL JACKON over the last 20 years has been resembling that scene in "RAIDERS of the LOST ARK", when that fat NAZI guy's face melts.. but, in time-lapse speed..
I can predict with certainty, that within 10 more years.. MICHAEL JACKSON'S face would've completely dribbled off his skull.. with the putrid melted wax-like stuff kept in a little hermetically sealed jar hanging around his neck.. and there'd he be.. crazy grinning SKELETON HEAD.. orange prison jumpsuit.. scaring the living bejeezes out've the rest of his prison inmates..
or perhaps he wouldn't have a skull anymore, perhaps they'll swap HIS head.. for barbie's.. like, normal sized barbie head.. all tiny.. black wig.. DAMN that'd be freaky..
it's moments like these I'm just thankful we haven't got hardcore gene splicing / DNA rootin' / genetic engineering technology yet.. coz, MICHAEL JACKSON is sure as hell gonna make a crack at fucking himself up with it.. ditto with nanotechnology.. that's a nightmare I wouldn't wanna visit.. (HOLLYWOOD.. any ideas??)
channel V, club V, MTV, VH1.. they're all the fucking same - playing the same generic supersized R&B / disco cheese / wanksta white-bread hiphop shite - bleep out all the cuss words? FAAAARK..
if only they'd have a dedicatd 24 / 7 RAGE channel.. yeah, THAT'D FUCKEN MAKE MY MILLENNIUM.. :)
:: Spoz 3:14 AM |