:: Sunday, May 16, 2004
next time ya watch a movie..
a movie released in the last few years..
anytime they're drinking beer..
notice anything odd?
notice how it's always HEINEKEN??
am I the only one who finds this strange?
how much does HEINEKEN pay to get all that product placement?
and why is it always the same freakin' beer??
if I drink HEINEKEN.. does that mean I'M IN A MOVIE??
yup.. trivial things urk me..
and I wont rest till I get an answer..
or, fuckit.. till someone gets an answer for me..
hello? interactive medium, the internet?
PROVIDE ME WITH ANSWERS!!! YA SPINELESS MONKEYS!!!
*ahem*.. speaking of movies..
everytime I see that dumbarse trailer for "THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW".. I'm continually reminded of a random scene from the SIMPSONS.. newsreader Kent Brockman, attempting to hype up some blizzard sweeping thru SPRINGFIELD checks in with the weatherman for the fatality count.. discovers it's still resting at 0 fatalities.. and in frustration, screams.. "DAAAAMN YOU KILLER SNOW!!!"
I mean, how STUPID can a disaster movie get?
first "THE CORE".. and now this??
coz hey.. if dumbarse audiences can believe that the earth's core could STOP ROTATING.. thus threaten to kill everyone.. and the ONLY WAY TO SAVE IT.. is to borrow into the centre of the earth.. and.. NUKE IT!! then.. hey, they'll think "THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW" as being freakin' SHAKESPEAREAN..
it's moments like these.. I feel like a HEINEKEN..
aaaaw crap.. dammit, see wot they've done!!??
:: Spoz 4:47 AM |