:: Monday, May 31, 2004
LIFT BROKEN, TRY THE STAIRS
it's gonna be one of those Mondays.. for all the coffee in the world, all the energy drinks, colas, shots of adrenaline, spider monkeys slapping me silly in the face and screeching at me to wake up.. nothings gonna jump start this battery today.. nope, call back later.. I'm no good to anyone.. EEQ flatline.. *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*..
how many years of screaming does it take to heat up one cup of coffee? and does that mean one heated cup of coffee actually RELEASES that many years of screaming? hmmmm.. kinda wish it would.. that'd be one HELLUVA kickarse fire-starter.. somebody should market that..
also makes me wonder, if the supply of coffee and caffeinated dried up tomorrow.. wot would happen? anarchy? total meltdown? collapse of civilization as we know it? I mean.. seriously.. HOW MANY PEOPLE can seriously function at 8AM WITHOUT coffee? out've all them wage slave 9 to 5'ers how many of those do you think, are naturally "MORNING PEOPLE"? 20%? less?
dontcha just wanna punch "MORNING PEOPLE" in the face.. all cheerfully skipping away merrily.. which is why, I dont WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.. bypass that whole issue.. hit the afternoon.. hit the brainwaves when they're ripe..
well.. at least in theory..
electric lighting and caffeination.. fucking up the cicadian rhythms.. bitch of a payback.. and here I am.. asleep at the wheel..
fuckit.. where caffeine fails, perhaps a few rounds of QUAKE 3 ARENA will get the ball rolling..
see ya on the flipside of the chemical rollercoaster..
:: Spoz 5:49 PM |