:: Thursday, April 01, 2004
so.. another APRIL FOOL's day..
coming and going seemingly without incident..
I remember they had that dopey rule, that APRIL FOOL's technically only runs till 12 noon, if you do a prank AFTER that.. you're a FOOL for a year, or some junk.. which, considering my vampire like sleeping hours.. is kinda spoiling the fun.. I mean, seriously.. who's cruel enough to pull a prank on some poor sod early morning, cradling their coffee for dear life..
people are all kinds of fragile in the morning (I've heard tales) so, we should we punish them?
but really.. I look forward to a good april fool's prank..
every now and then, they even have 'em on TV.. whole documentaries.. apparent fact, yet FOOL's HOAX.. I remember 2 particular ones from years past - 1. a mocumentary on the faking of the moon landings - with claims of Stanley Kubrick's involvements, and plently of apparently legit interviews with various political figures.. (later revealed at the end to be a big 'ol prank, with said political figures laughing like twats.. ie: seeing Donald Rumsfeld laugh.. is a damn scary thing to behold) 2. maaany years ago.. there wuz this mocumentary involving a conspiracy on Einsteinian principles being used to make ultra-deadly suitcase bombs.. which were used by various dark agencies to "bomb" various areas around the world, only to pass them off as "natural disasters" (also revealed in the credits to be a hoax)
anywaze.. I'll be scanning the tv tonight, to see if I can spot any.. coz they're always cool..
on another note: would APRIL FOOL's pranks be counted as acts of terrorism? or, is it a magical loophole.. if you say, I dunno.. level an entire city office block with a car-bomb on April 1st.. could you just leap up in clown getup.. honk on ya little horn.. and yell "JUST KIDDING.. APRIL FOOLS!!??"
would that be a viable "insanity" defense in a court of law?
(if they didn't just already have you shipped to some paranoid high security orange jumpsuit deathcamp facility.. without judge / jury or lawyer..)
I mean, where's the fun gone in the world when every day is APRIL FOOL's day.. only, the pranks are dead serious.. and their's human lives involved?..
it's enough to make anyone paranoid..
:: Spoz 6:23 PM |