:: Tuesday, April 27, 2004
oops.. so, I should've paid my internet monthly bill LAST friday..
but instead, stupid me (and stupid ISP for not sending me a nice "you have 5 days remaining letter" ) I wuz left without internet for 2 days.. waiting for the long weekend to end, so I could get back on..
2 days of a serious narcotic blur too..
coz, y'see.. I got this new computer game thingy..
or.. to be more precise, an expansion pack TO a game thingy..
damn addictive one too..
more addictive than doing lines of blow off a hooker's boobies I tell's ya..
I mean.. you wouldn't think from the title..
but - "CIVILISATION 3" is a freaking habit former..
especially when ya tack the "Conquests" expansion pack..
it's freakin' lethal..
build a civilisation from scratch, from a tiny stone age wandering tribe..
build it up into a nasty 'ol empire, with chariots n legions n shit..
build it up thru the ages.. into a bigger, crazier, more modern dealie..
thru the middle ages, thru the industrial revolution..
thru to gettin' all the cool tanks, jets, nukes n shit..
competing against 15 other nations doing the same..
the wacky wars..
the.. um.. building of shit..
the crazy strategies.. the intricate endless possibilities to fuck up other nations..
all the while gettin' nice little lessons in world politics, history and.. best of all.. WARFARE :)
it's kinda the ancient art of BONSAI.. y'know.. where you work a funny little shrub till it looks like a tree.. but, imagine you could then send that little BONSAI tree.. to FIGHT other trees..
(damn that's a cool mental image - "BONSAAAii FIGHTING TREE.. WAHOOOOOOOOO!!!" )
so.. yeah.. that's where I've been..
call the search parties off..
stop the telephons..
I'm back kiddies..
and I really disapprove of wot you've been doing whilst my back was turned..
SHAME ON YOU!
ok.. nuff chat.. back to this game..
:: Spoz 6:09 PM |