:: Sunday, March 14, 2004
the accumilative mind numbing effect of Friday Night + Saturday Night, has now left me in near catatonic gibbering partial vegetative state.. but y'know.. fun fer da kids..
I think I wuz meant to be at a BBQ today, some 1st kid's birthday thing.. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAXTER!!" (hmmm.. wonder if he can hear me from here..), but.. considering my shiny braindamage today.. likely I'd end up accidently BBQ'ing me hand.. putting it in a hotdog bun and eating it..
but hey, if G's reading this.. I wuz PLANNING to go.. but, y'know.. um.. shit, wot wuz my point again? (damn good to have a decent weekend again, ain't it??)
it's like.. in the middle of the night, some floatin' brain faerie snuck in thru me bedroom window, bringing a series of shiny stainless steel surgical tools.. flipped the top of me head open like a trashcan lid.. popped my brain out.. and replaced it with OZZY OSBOURNE's.. coz, damn is my headspace all bollocksy right now.. but hey, they did a really nice job putting me head back on.. coz I can't even SEE the stitches..
one wonders.. how many coffees does it take to light my brain bulb?
especially on a Sunday like this?
:: Spoz 4:43 PM |