:: Monday, January 05, 2004
y'know wot ticks me off..?
bands that start off kickarse..
then just sink into a big 'ol bucket of shit..
ya hear that flushin' sound?
that's the sound of all respect I had for them.. gurgling down the drain..
sometimes you really should just quit while you're ahead..
here's my list..
SHAME.. SHAME.. SHAME!!
BLACK EYED PEAS..
they used to be a phat electro rockin' hiphop act.. I mean, shit.. "Bridging the Gap" fucken ROCKED as an album.. they had the funk, they had the cool beats.. they had the oldskool rhymes.. they were phat.. and then they get that chick in the band, they do shit with Justin Timberlake.. and wot da fuck? they go all R&B n shit?.. aaaaah FUCKOFF.. so very very wrong.. Ice T outta kick yer ass.. if he didn't sell out like a bitch and end up in LAW n ORDER.. or some shit...
a real big bitch slap this one.. perhaps they really HAD died in a horrible studio accident and were replaced by robots in between albums.. (as their press claimed..), coz.. consider this.. ( a ) HOMEWORK their 1st(?) album.. ROCKED!! it wuz filthy it wuz fucked up and funked out like a booty mo'fo monkey jackhammer.. ( b ) DISCOVERY, their next album.. (and oddly enough, the more "successful one"!!??) wuz this big piece of Vocoder abusing cheesy 70's / 80's synth disco steaming SHITE!! I can't believe how MUCH this album just licked the dogs balls..
they release "VEGAS" hands down, one of THE all-time electronica albums.. right up there with "Dig Yer Own Hole" by the CHEMICAL BROTHERS and "Music from the Jilted Generation" by the PRODIGY.. this album with THE ultimate album.. couldn't stop playing the thing.. and then, I dunno.. 5 years later.. after being arrested or some shit.. they release TWEEKEND.. which is like, some kinda diet coke electro / hiphop wankin' anthem.. and it's just plain.. mediocre.. paint by numbers arse crack sniffing CRAP!.. no.. no.. NO!
they do 2 cool albums.. (well, the 1st wuz the best, the 2nd.. kinda cheesy).. but when they released "BEAUTIFUL GARBAGE".. they really lived up to the literal meaning.. of.. "garbage"... it wuz this fucken over produced shiny piece of cliche SHITE.. all bubblegum pop / ballads.. and fuck.. I dunno.. it just SUCKED.. I only heard it once all the way thru.. and now I'm really kind've embarassed it's in my collection.. WHY DO THIS TO ME SHIRLEY MANSON? HUH!!??.. WHY OH WHY? you used to be cool.. you used to be punk rock chick.. (and where are they now I wonder?)
guess you can't beat Psalm 69 / Just One Fix / New World Order / Jesus Built My Hotrod.. and wot'ever the hell you call the album all those songs were from.. coz, that album.. wuz a fucken CLASSIC.. but ever since then.. they just released gutteral chugging toilet water..
maaaaaan.. wot the FUCK has been up with that dude? ever since MIDNITE VULTURES he's just been this weepy slo-mo folk singin' twit... where's the crunchy stoner hiphop vibes yo?
there are a few bands tho'.. that I wish I paid more attention to... coz, in their time.. they did some damn cool stuff.. and I'm really kinda lame for not havin' their stuff in my collection yet.. (or, not enough)
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS
damn.. I'm gettin' close to 500 CD's.. and I still don't feel like I got it all yet..
:: Spoz 5:12 AM |