:: Friday, January 23, 2004
occassionally, but not often.. I have some seriously bizarre dreams..
(I mean.. shit.. who doesn't..? so why am I writing this.. huh?)
most of these dreams.. really ain't worth the mention..
coz, they're the same 'ol shit everyone has..
and I'd just bore ya to death..
but occassionally I get the cool ones..
the sorta fucked up nutty dreams you'd wish you had all the time..
coz they're just so damn funny / trippy / imaginative..
so.. here's the 2 I had last night..
1. the first dream.. I wuz SADDAM HUSSEIN.. (no, I kid you not) living it up like a rich freak in a big honkin' 5 star hotel.. or some kinda plush mansion.. anywaze, I hear the US army coming.. so I freak out.. and run for an elevator.. pressing the buttons madly.. the doors open.. I squeeze meself in (it wuz a real TINY elevator) and close the doors behind me.. JUST BEFORE they find me.. apparently, I'm dimly aware that in doing so.. I fulfilled some kinda escapist prophecy.. like I saw it on a tv movie of the week..
so.. I take the elevator up.. seemingly to the top floor.. it must be a skyscraper or something.. anywaze, the elevator doors open.. and I end up in somewhere that seems like a mix between a top secret scientific / medical research laboratory.. and a daycare centre for small kids.. perhaps I wuz setting up experiments on using kids and chemical weapons delivery systems.. (it's all in the beans you feed 'em.. I've been told..)
attempting to evade detection.. I duck and weave around stealthingly.. ducking under windows.. crawling under desks.. ducking thru from room to room.. looking for a way out.. and all the while.. avoiding various lab technicians and kiddy toys.. that cross my path..
I find an exit to the "roof".. only to realise.. it's actually an entrance to the "ground level".. the whole mansion / hotel / laboratory complex wuz actually underground.. and now I'm running on foot.. thru semi desert / farmland.. trying to make a break for it..
eventually.. I end up on some dude's farm.. I somehow bribe him into keeping me well hidden.. and icognito on his farm.. and I end up spending the rest of the dream growing a really LONG grey beard.. and digging for big orange truffles / carrots / pumpkins (I dunno.. they were orange) so the farmer could get rich..
Saddam Hussein.. the farmer.. yup, I found it weird too.. and lemme just tell ya.. that grey beard.. wuz ITCHY as hell..
2. little dream that followed afterwards.. this one wuz damn cool.. apparently, I thought I was in the "real world".. yet.. I suddenly had all the powers I'd normally have in LUCID dreams.. all these wacky abilities I'd have in dreams.. but never in real life..
so.. I wuz testing 'em out.. apparently I got new powers too..
first off.. I tried the levitating trick.. and it freaked me out.. when, with little difficulty.. I could just hover 1 metre / 3ft off the ground.. and sorta spin on a small axis... fly around.. etc.. damn it wuz cool.. could imagine it so vividly..
then I tried another ability.. displacement / blinking.. being able to dissappear from one location.. only to rematerialise in another location..
the final ability was new.. never tried this before.. but, since I believed I could do the first 2.. I had this strange NEO revelation.. that anything wuz possible, like this lunatic super hero sense.. that the world could be molded to my will.. so.. before me.. there wuz a plate of fried chicken.. but it wuz kinda cold..
so.. just for laughs.. I wondered.. "I wonder if I could reheat it.. just using the power of my mind"..
so.. focusing my hand forward over the chicken.. I concentrated my energies.. and with very little effort.. I could actually FEEL the chicken bubbling just below my fingers.. I could feel the heat.. and I could actually sense the "pressure" of the thing.. as it cooked..
just before I got to EAT the chicken.. I woke up..
:: Spoz 6:28 PM |