:: Wednesday, December 24, 2003
last week or so seems I've had a serious case of festive rage..
or I dunno.. twitchy seasons greetings syndrome..
y'know.. just the basic urge to decapitate santa, set fire to the reindeer and chop the elves into tiny bite size pieces (they taste just like chicken when you fry them up.. YAAAHOOO!!)
it's the time of year that really makes me wanna kill SOMETHING!! ARRRGGHHH!!!
so.. wot helps distract you from your murderous yuletide urges..?
watching the first 2 LORD OF THE RINGS DVD's helps calm the insanity..
(hey, I'm seeing the 3rd one on December 26th.. niiiiice..)
watching 3 hour movies.. really calms your nerves.. gets you in a nice relaxed meditative couch potato haze.. plus.. Gandalf, much cooler than Santa Claus..
venting all your comical rage on a quickie song also helps..
(the song's stupid as fuck / loud as fuck.. but DAMN it rocks..)
sending idiot animated christmas e-cards to ya friends.. yup, that helps..
I may be MAD as HELL.. but, at least I'm full of the xmas spirit..
(or.. at least full of something.. eggnog flavoured bile perhaps?)
also.. listening to the UNDERWORLD movie soundtrack (which I bought on Monday) is doing wonders.. perhaps I'll then proceed to MARILYN MANSON's "Antichrist Superstar" and then NINE INCH NAILS - The Fragile as my festive season therapy..
now i just gotta survive all the mountains of food and inane small talk with me relatives tomorrow..
thank gawd some of these dudes provide beer.. otherwise.. christmas day would drive me insane..
remember back when you're a kid..?
how much FUN christmas wuz back then?
how you couldn't sleep for days.. even weeks beforehand.. in giddy idiot anticipation?
gosh I miss that..
:: Spoz 4:58 PM |