:: Wednesday, October 01, 2003
my horoscope today said I should just be patient, and wait.. coz the skull crushing boredom and inactivity I've been experiencing lately willl soon pass.. with all-new shiny exciting action shit JUST AROUND THE CORNER..
ok.. wishfull thinkin' YAY!
but really.. horoscopes are full of shit..
I could easily make up crap, that'd make about as much sense as most of the half-arsed horoscopes I read..
"A sense of urgency with the passing of the new moon, changes to be expected but perhaps with patience real answers will become apparent sometime next week. Chance of small wins, so buy up lottery tickets and be careful with your ankles.. watch where you tread".
I mean.. wtf?
why do we follow junk advice like this?
(I read 'em.. coz they're good for a laugh.. and hey.. I'm ARIES.. and I fucken RULE THE ZODIAC YOU STeeeeeiiiiNKY BEEEiiiiTCHES! :)
also.. why is it that a lot of horoscopes tell you to buy up on lottery tickets? is there some kinda conspiratorial link there? ie: the sorta idiots who believe in horoscopes are more likely to be hardcore gamblers.. coz, hey.. if you trust loose arrangements of stars hundreds of lightyears away to have a direct influence on your fortunes.. you're also willing to accept that your DESTINED to win the lottery..
it's all bollocks..
do yer own thing fer fucks sake..
:: Spoz 4:47 PM |