:: Wednesday, October 08, 2003
most of us have some kinda vague "to do" list - a bunch of little things we wanna achieve in life before we shuffle ourselves from this plane of reality..
wot we pay less attention to, is the list of weird-arse shit we'd never imagine ourselves doing, or have otherwise comically inflicted upon us during our lives..
wot could be known as the "shit I never expected to've found myself doing" list..
1. moon a police search helicopter, and have it shine it's searchlight back at me..
2. pee on the outside walls of the South Australian art gallery..
3. get thrown down a flight of stairs as a "prank"..
4. act as an extra in a music video..
5. get hit by a car, and walk away unscaved..
6. turn up to a 21st birthday party, in a gorilla suit (for no apparent reason)..
7. star on a float for the Adelaide Fringe opening parade..
there's probably a few more that for saftey reasons, and under advisement from my non-existant lawyer.. I've chosen to forget right now..
but seriously.. who in their right mind would DO any of those things?
and I'm guessing these are quite tame compared to the crazy shit some of you peeps have done.. right?
so.. if you have some really weird shit you're willing to admit doing.. please, feel free to e-mail me them.. gimme a good larf at your expense.. wot'cha reckon.. ey?
:: Spoz 5:33 AM |