:: Friday, October 17, 2003
tastes about as different as vanilla coke..
ie: absofuckenlutely stuff buggerall..
here's other next to useless varieties they could try..
PEPSI COKE.. coke with a refreshing ZING of pepsi
BROWN SUGAR COLA.. just like regular coke, but with the hit of BROWN sugar
SPRING WATER COLA.. just like regular, but with spring water!
FLAT COLA.. the refreshing taste of flat coke.. but with added bubbles!
MORNING COKE.. coke with that subtle hint of morning in it..
BLUE COKE.. same shit, different BLUE coloured label!
DISSOLVED COINS COLA.. coke with the distinctive aftertaste of old dissolved pennies..
LOW MENTHOL COKE.. coke, with no added nicotine!
WATERED DOWN McDONALDS COKE.. well, we're all familiar with this one.. aren't we?
I mean, fukkit.. why bother?
adding all these next to useless ingredients that we'd never actually be able to taste over that zippy "battery acid" flavour we're so familiar with..
why not go back to the pre-1920's recipe.. when they used to put cocaine in it..
now THAT's a frickkin' cola..
like selling ice to eskimos..
then proceeding to smash them over the head with it..
ooooh look! YELLOW SNOW!
no.. wait, that's actually different.. hmmmm.. "JACKASS" flashbacks..
:: Spoz 6:21 PM |