:: Friday, August 29, 2003
in the last week or so, I've received at least 3 e-mails.. all from different african nations, wanting me to invest their "millions", in my bank account.. now this is either
(a) very likely an avalanche of those "give us yer bank account details / hoax" e-mail scam's..
(b) african nations are really THAT desperate to send me money..
sure.. I expect the one laughable e-mail from the Democratic Republic of Congo (or somewhere equally unlikely), but THREE IN THE ONE WEEK?? WOT DA FUCK IS GOING ON??
seriously if you ARE a diposed leader from an african nation, or the daughter of a former despot ruler, currently living in exile and sitting on the fortunes of some diamond mine you have stashed away in one of your former provinces.. DONT GO TO ME TO INVEST YOUR MILLIONS!! really, I don't have that great a credit history (actually, I think I have NO credit history), small diabolical brains like me.. running on the cheap, really don't need the financial encouragement to actually ENACT their diabolical schemes.. you don't wanna know WOT crazy and potentially globally threatenin' Dr.Evil type schemes I may be developing, in the hope of one day securing the finances.. just DONT do it.. mmmmkay?
if you're really sitting on millions.. and a lot of Africa's nations are apparently so poor and ravaged by civil war, then do something for ya country, I dunno... give the money to the U.N. or, fuckit.. I dunno, give it to BONO from U2, he could probably do some good with it..
wot'ever you do.. DONT GO PESTERING ME!!
sure, I'd like a few spare million to roll around in.. but.. I REALLY DONT NEED IT!!
there.. stop sending me e-mails..
it's gettin' kinda annoying now..
:: Spoz 3:48 PM |