:: Monday, August 25, 2003
DAMN YOU CAMERON CROWE!!
daaaamn you to HELL!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
why do I say this?
I don't hate the guy..
he makes great movies..
floating transcendant magical little movies..
but.. DAMN he messes with ya innards!
any guy on the planet, who's seen "Jerry McGuire" curses and swears after they've see Renee Zellwegger in it.. coz, that bastard Cameron Crowe.. makes ya fall in love with her.. then, being a movie.. yanks the dream away when the credits roll..
after watchin' "Almost Famous" tonight (a brilliant film.. brings back ya faith in the world of music, y'know?).. after you've seen Kate Hudson.. you're cursing and swearing and clawing at ya face gibbering like a loon.. coz, once again.. that rat bastard Cameron Crowe.. makes ya fall in love with her (it's all a trick with cinematography.. I just know it..).. and, once again.. the credits roll.. you realise it's just a movie.. and you curse y'self for falling for his movie surreality..
of course, after watching "Vanilla Sky".. you just think Penelope Cruz is a twittering idiot.. but, hey.. you can't win 'em all.. right?
that Cameron Crowe.. is SUCH a bastard..
I think it's why I had a thing for Bridget Fonda for a few years.. coz, dammit.. the movie "Singles".. ARRRGGGHHHH!!!
sure.. he makes brilliant movies..
you really lose y'self to the world he conjures on the screen..
but, I also hate the bastard for it..
now.. if Kate Hudson wuz real..
and not some fictional movie starlet..
then, I'd hate Cameron Crowe less..
but.. y'know.. that's the problem with this universe..
is it asking too much?
perhaps just gimme Alyssa Milano instead.. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
this aimless rant wuz brought to you.. by watchin' DVD's at 3AM - 5AM..
(mental note: don't watch "Stir of Echo's" again at that late at night.. damn kids in horror movies FREAAAK ME OUUUT!!!!)
:: Spoz 5:12 AM |