:: Sunday, June 22, 2003
ever get that feeling..
that, you're only a brain.. sitting in some body..
and, when ya walking around, it's like you're in some giant statue,
with eyes for windows..
and, although.. normally.. everything appears to look average size to you..
it's actually really really big.. coz, in all actuality.. you're kinda tiny..
well.. not your brain..
especially not my brain.. it's fokkin' huuuge..
but.. ok, wot if you were like the electrical flow over neurons IN your brain..
so, you were like really tiny..
y'know wot else I find funny..
a LOT of movie actors / tv actors.. are really, very tiny..
they're like less than 5ft tall most of 'em..
he's only 4ft 3..
no shit.. he's like really tiny..
(yes, some of you may recognise this thought.. as something I stole from a conversation tonight.. coz, fukkit.. it's MY WEBSITE.. so, I can do crazy shit like that.. BLAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA)
speakin' of tiny..
y'know wots funny..
all those medieval suits of armour you see in castles..
y'know.. authentic ones.. not hollywood props..
they're mostly 5ft tall or less..
coz, in the middle ages.. they were all midgets..
really malnourished peasants n shit..
weird but true..
don't trust the midgets..
and another thing..
(perhaps I should just end the post here..)
wot the HELL is it, with rundle mall.. and midget florists?
are they gnomes?
coz.. seriously.. there's like, I dunno.. 2 florist van thingies in Rundle Mall.. right?
and they're ALL midgets!!
:: Spoz 5:45 AM |