:: Friday, June 27, 2003
and, in keeping with the previous rant..
here's my list of actresses who somehow coerce me to watch otherwise SHIT-HOUSE movies..
Angelina Jolie - why else did any of us watch the 1st TOMB RAIDER MOVIE??
Winona Ryder - "how to make an american quilt" need I say more?? yeeeesh!
Katie Holmes - mostly EVERYTHING she's ever been in.. tv AND movies.. they're ALL shit.. yet, she's in 'em.. DAMN YOU!!
Jennifer Love Hewitt - yup, everything she stars in turns to shit.. yet, can't look away.. aaaaaaaarrgggghhhhh..
Meg Ryan - ok, at least I never saw "SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE", but as to everything else.. AAAAAH FUCK OFF!!
Michelle Pfiefer - ok.. not so much a problem for me.. but, I know a friend who saw the shit movie - "THE STORY OF US" merely on the merits of her.. hahahahahhaha.. DAMN!
Cameron Diaz - a very BAD movie starring Harvey Keitel.. another equally bad film, starring Ewan McGregor.. need I say more?
Drew Barrymore - dude.. don't even get me started.. too many chick flicks, not nearly enough alcohol to destroy the memory..
I may occassionally watch the smart movie, I may even understand and be able to intellectually deconstruct said movie, and analyse it from an objective and insightful manner..
but, I also watch really lame and stupid movies.. just fer da hot chicks..
eh.. wot can ya do?
:: Spoz 4:20 AM |